Google Home Breaks Up Domestic Dispute By Calling the Police

nothing at all goyim
now go get microchipped

>>61300368
wtf I love being a cuck now

Big Brother is already here.

Is it just clickbait and the woman said "call the police" to it?

>>61300407
>pulled a gun on his girlfriend when they got into an argument and asked her: “Did you call the sheriffs?” Google Home apparently heard “call the sheriffs,” and proceeded to call the sheriffs.
Yes.

>>61300368
Whenever I see somebody who owns these or anything like these I always ask it how I can join isis and to play number one search results for gay porno. They always get comically pissed or scared. Fuck botnet enablers, if they want a botnet I want to give them the full experience.

>>61300702
Doing God's work

>>61300485
That should be really handy when the nasty boys from inner city break into your house and proceed to rape you.

>>61300781
Excuse me, i think you mean basketball americans.

>>61300368
>So can someone explain again what's so bad about the "botnet"?
It allegedly responded without the person saying "Hello Google".

tfw I want to be in the botnet now

>>61300368
>wife is on the rag
>wife calls you a cunt
>Google home transports you to the cuckshed and sends blue bubble messages to all Jamals and chads iPhones in a 30km radius
>google cuckshed monitors your activity and calls the police reporting domestic violence should you try to escape

Nobody should stand between a man's family and his fist

>>61300828
We don't use racial slurs around here.
You need to be more sensitive, everyone will still understand what you mean if you simply omit certain words.

That is, just don't call them
>psycho
>virgin
>racist
>hardened criminals

Less is more.

>>61300368
False
>Editor's note: This story has been updated; an earlier version named a smart home device that was not the type found in the home and credited by police with calling 911.

>>61301081
>urban youths
>peaceful protestors
>our oppressed kings and queens

>virgin
lmao

Why the fuck you don't read the article before posting it?
Fucking kill yourself.

>>61300702
good lad

>>61300368
Learn sign language and use when you don't want to be heard.

>>61301097
This is why sites that just fucking report news on other sites are such a problem.

The source updates a mistake in the information in their article and suddenly many other popular sites also need to update the mistake to stop the spread of misinformation.

The original abc article no longer makes mention of the Google Home device, just a smart home device, so it could be a Chinese model or Amazon (or possibly still Google, just reconned by Google).

>>61300368
>So can someone explain again what's so bad about the "botnet"?
Well, for one, Google was aware of private citizens' private matters in their private dwelling.

how did the police know the address?

>>61300368
>Recite a play
>You botnet calls 911
> You get swat teamed.

>>61301481
>watching a snuff film
>SWAT breaks your door
>arrest you and your dakimakura

>>61301475
How does it even make calls? VoIP? If any number is supplied then it is probably assigned to a home address.

>>61301350
Those private citizens chose to share the information with Google, it is their right to do so.

>>61300368
> what's so bad about the "botnet"?
Exactly this. It's like telling Stallman "I know about cases when people have been saved by a mere tap of a share button". OK, botnet saves a life, but it still listens 24/7 and compromises everybody else's privacy.

>>61301552

VoiP and a private number.

>>61301498
>weeb
You deserve to suffer.

>>61301913
anime website

>>61301920
*imageboard website. The anime board is >>>/a/

>>61301889
Private numbers don't mean jack shit.

>>61301920
Not anymore weeb, the day of the rope will be here soon for your filth.

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87KB, 1280x720px

>>61301932
>>61302362
/g/ is the technology containment board for this anime website.

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985KB, 1040x585px

>>61302384

>>61300485
*seinfeld theme*

>>61300702
>I always ask it how I can join isis
Pretty sure Google is able to distinguish voices. Enjoy your spot on the terrorist watchlist.

>>61302480
KRAMER: Jerry, I can't believe you got one of those things, you know they use it to snoop on you
JERRY: C'mon, Kramer, it's just a toy
KRAMER: That's just what they want you to think
JERRY: And who are "they" exactly?
KRAMER: (((THEY))), Jerry...
[audience laughs]

>>61301347
And now we're going to have /g/-tard tinfoil hats linking to un-updated articles for the next month screaming buttnet.

>>61303724

LMAO, that was very funny. Even more funny when you think everyone on that show is Jewish.

>>61300702
>Whenever I see somebody who owns these or anything like these I always ask it how I can join isis

Wow I'm totally stealing that.