Why does every Linux user I know have a beard?

razors are propreitary.

Manlier.

I would grow a full glorious neckbeard in about 2 months if I stopped shaving right now.
It would also make me look 10 years older so I don't want to.
Also the last thing I want is to look like a goddamn linux neckbeard.

>>61291994
>tfw actually started growing my beard shortly after installing GNU/Linux
no kidding, i got lazy and havent shaved it since, dont care

>>61291994
high test pussy slayers

>>61292057
OP here, same haha

Then you don't know many of them.

I figured most of them wouldn't be old enough to grow a beard but oh well

>>61291994
s/beard/neckbeard/

>>61291994
Because real men don't feel a need to cut off their natural body hair. I keep my beard trimmed but it feels great having one. I'm fat as fuck, and I still have a girlfriend, and she uses GNU/Linux too. She's not the prettiest but she likes my beard.

Virgin GNU/Linux user here.
I shave regularly. Should I grow a beard instead?

>>61292526
OP here, you got yourself a keeper

>>61292564
If you want to get pussy, yes.

>>61292516
s/Linux/GNU\/Linux/

>>61292564
If you can grow one, grow it.
Dont be a faggot.

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I would advise you not to generalize, as a rule.
A fool to be: I have just uttered a generalization, ah... Me.

The moral compass of males who have a smooth face more than once per week is weak at best.

Humans have hair. GNU plus Linux users are just that much further along in maturity is all.

Femboys don't :thinking:

I don't because my hair genetics are shit

>>61291994
>Stallman
>Linux user
please leave /g/ and never come back