My mom's laptop completely shitted itself and cant even

release the gentoo

>>61279032
Replace RAM.

>>61279032
Install CloverOS
https://cloveros.ga/

>>61279032
read the stickied rules faggot
>>51971506
> /g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.

*shat itself

>>61279051
computer's not that old, its been having some weird things going on with drivers and stuff but nothing this bad. this all happened when the battery accidently slipped off and after there was no sound or anything, devobj.dll was missing, shit was fuckd

>>61279069
im not asking for tech support

>>61279051
Download RAM

>>61279091
Replace RAM.

>>61279120
how to download a graphics card?

>>61279032
>boot to safe mode
>uninstall norton antivirus
>uninstall any other antivirus
>reboot
If you had 2 a/v programs, reinstall Norton or your software of choice and nothing else.

>>61279032
Go with XFCE or KDE instead of cinnamon.

>>61279353
>installing placebo bloatware

>>61279353
you dont understand, i cannot start it up at ALL, bluescreens and then resets and repeats. even after factory reset, does the same thing

>>61279377
Yeah, replace RAM.

I'm not telling you this for fun. The system RAM is fucked, trying to install Linux will only get you kernel panics. Get memtest if you want to be sure.

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Restart and get into safe mode (google your laptop model for how to do this, itll involve pressing a function key as you restart - look for a youtube tutorial if youre unsure)
Then when you are stated in safe mode, look for the fie named "pagefile.sys" (make sure you go intoi older view options and uncheck the "hide protected system files" checkbox or you won't be able to see it) it will be in the root "C" drive.
Delete Pagefile.sys
Restart computer, it wil automatically reallocate a new pagefile (change it's size later if you need to)
It should work noiw. If not remove HDD and manually backup your mothers shit, then reinstall windrows or Gemtoo
Leave me alone...

>>61279032
>PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
RAM fault, reseat RAM, run memtest, replace if faulty.

>>61279576
read thread

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>>61279697
oooops
sorry CIA Nigger
my bad
Ehhm
Install Gentoo (obviously)

>>61279032
.
Return it to its original owner, Rajeesh

>>61279032
Replace the RAM. Yes really.

>>61279032
>>61279069
>>61279091
> maybe the harddrive is corrupted or something, then what do i do...
How the fuck is that not asking for tech support?

>>61279032
HAHAHAHAHAHA

post mom

>>61279679
oh shit, i just grabbed this pic from google

the actual bsod is the windows 10, i forgot the message ill have to get it later

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>>61279032
Looks like bad RAM. Did you follow the onscreen instructions? Do you think they include the text for shits and giggles, faggot?

>>61280037
>24 replies
>never a chance to get anything done
Remember, a thread died for this

>>61280037
God you're retarded.

>>61280037
Jesus you're a dumbass.

>w10
Get her a Thinkpad with W7.

from my memory is was mostly numbers, ill make a new thread when i get a pic

>>61280304
ruthless thread killer

>>61279032
Doesn't hurt to try, but if you can't even use recovery CDs, it might be a hardware issue.

>>61279032
just boot linux from usb and explore windows files there >copy to usb done>install new os

>>61280037
WINBABBIES EVERYONE

>>61280336
A threadRIPPER, one could say.

>>61279039
kek

PAGE_FAULT usually indicates an unsuccessful read or write to memory.

The battery slipping probably damaged the RAM for granted. Once again, replace the RAM.

>This is not tech support
And yet at least 80% posts are either shitposts or blatant ignorance
How the fuck are you supposed to install another OS if you have faulty ram?
Typical summer.

>>61280037
What a huge retard.

>>61279032
Access filesystem and rename file so it can't load

>>61279032
>Mom
Give it back jamal.