I bet you can't compress this image as much as you can.

File: 1499546430978.jpg (6KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 269x211px

>>61278404

File: 1465130841254.jpg (183KB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1124x1024px

>>61278404

>>61278415
>6 KB

File: 1499549366981_mini.jpg (7KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 269x211px

jpegmini.com

File: 1499549366981.jpg (8KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 269x211px

get fucked

>>61278509
/thread

File: 1499549366981.jpg (7KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 269x211px

k

File: 1499549366981.jpg (2KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 269x211px

>>61278404
There you go bitch

>>61278599
>2 KB

File: ohdamn.jpg (1KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 269x211px

1.2kb

File: 1499549366981s2.jpg (860B, 250x196px) Image search: [Google]

860B, 250x196px

>>61278404
cuck

>>61278712
>NOW I'VE LOST IT

>>61278727
Thanks, loaded quickly.

>>61278499
this is pretty good

File: 1499549366981-min.png (424B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

424B, 269x211px

>>61278816

File: SUCC.jpg (863B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

863B, 269x211px

>>61278712
damn didnt notice it was the thumbnail

File: images (45).jpg (20KB, 514x286px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 514x286px

What if we assign a pointer to that image, we have infinite compression

File: SUCC.jpg (2KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 269x211px

>>61278404

>>61278915
i.4cdn.org/g/1499549366981.jpg
like this?
30Bytes

>>61278727
script to batch compress reaction face folder pls

>>61279013
>not using an url shortener to kill extra bytes
>not adjusting hosts to point a single character address where you want

>>61279061
url shorteners are botnet and I wouldn't want to put my fellow /g/entlemen through it.

File: 1499549366981.jpg (1KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 269x211px

>>61278969

jpegoptim -S 5%

>>61279141
omg that's excelent

>>61279013
We could define a handle to the image by a number.
For example:
0 is defined by my standard to point to that image.
1 is defined to point to everything else.
Ta-dah! Only 1 bit

File: 30 bytes, 25 million pixels.gif (30B, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

30B, 5000x5000px

Here, I compressed it down to a single pixel.

>>61279219
what if you let a 0-length pointer be the image, and a pointer with any length be anything else?

heck, rather than call it a pointer, just let it be it's own file format.

Q2nE)Qk;  ]mE#QQ
QWVe.:.  . ]}` 3
X    .  :;..   n
_      :)dC;   d
m_     :)3t;__au
HW__,,_,.=>vmQQQ
~?HQQQmL//'jQQWQ
-:uQW#WQmc:dQQ@H
_am8Y?VH8[-?HHCo
vmBe|||!"' -""{m
iV#wc:-`.___. )X
vS#Z(.._%%uwaawm

File: Screenshot from 2017-07-05 21-14-42.png (155KB, 533x533px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 533x533px

>>61279141
Tried 1% and got duplicate file exists here error.

>>61279267
no shit

>>61279230
Winrar

>>61279335
We have a winner

>>61279230
Clover: Failed to show image, out of memory

>>61279246
Wouldnt you implicitly have to carry 1 bit of information though? Because you have to remember whether the fileformat has length 0 or not

File: compessed.png (4MB, 1150x903px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1150x903px

I think I got it

File: output.jpg (7KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 269x211px

Geutzli --quality 84

>>61279335
How is this possible?

File: checked.jpg (7KB, 263x192px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 263x192px

>>61279410
3.97 millibits. Impressive.

File: SUCC_2_2_2.jpg (2KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 269x211px

I broke the compression guys this is as far we can go

>>61278404
>you can't do x as much as you can
kindly fuck off

convert image to base64
Gzip
it still opens in feh without quality loss

>>61279441
he just typed a dot

.

File: Untitled-3.png (195B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

195B, 269x211px

>>61278847
might as well fuck it up more then

>>61279498
>using lossless compression on something that's already lossily compressed

File: thoughtfulNicface.jpg (9KB, 250x265px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 250x265px

>>61279492
So you're saying it's not even actually a .jpg?

>>61278404
I bet nobody ITT can compress this image without changing it's SHA-1 hash.

File: reece.jpg (27KB, 504x415px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 504x415px

>>61279567
It could be any picture. Even cp.

>>61279613
mods plz

>>61279613
>>61279639
https://www.fbi.gov/tips

everyone ITT, do you duty

>>61279335
That's a fucking period

File: Image2.png (787B, 270x210px) Image search: [Google]

787B, 270x210px

>>61279778
shit, forgot to optimize that.

>>61279756
no it's a very highly compressed cat

File: Image4.png (441B, 270x210px) Image search: [Google]

441B, 270x210px

>>61279637
wait, we are fine with colour loss too?

>>61279368
Same here, too spooky.

File: Image5.png (183B, 260x220px) Image search: [Google]

183B, 260x220px

>>61279808

>>61279833
You won

>>61279832
artistic

>>61279756
the ASCII period originally comes from the picture of a cat's face being compressed 99.99999999999% look it up

>>61279833
You won anon

>>61279833
You won

(⁎˃ᆺ˂)

>>61279833
My mom is already dead
Checkmate losser

>>61279808
Well I figured if we're fine with quality loss then might as well lose the color

Why does this cat look so fucking retarded?
This one in particular, I mean. Others are fine.

File: Zeus God of the Heavens.jpg (139KB, 500x691px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 500x691px

>>61279933
Why would you say that to a defenceless cat?

>>61279833
No way dude. You won so hard

>>61279248
nice

>>61279923
The only one who has lost here is you.

File: kot.gif (480KB, 911x868px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 911x868px

:^)

>>61279455
I came here to say that...

>>61279833
You won

File: capture.png (11KB, 949x223px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 949x223px

Well that didn't work

>>61279833
winner

>>61279833
You won, you faggot

>>61279833

You won. Fucker.

>>61279833
you won

>>61279833
you won, feggit

>>61279833
damn nice win bro XD

>>61280091
does it keep zooming in or is it an illusion?

>>61280303
illudion

File: shucks.gif (1MB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x280px

>>61279846
>>61279892
>>61279905
>>61279951
>>61280166
>>61280178
>>61280205
>>61280252
>>61280263
>>61280276
>>61280278

>>61279833
You won

>>61279554
Ayy lmao

File: cat.webm (2KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 269x211px

>nobody did this yet

>>61279833
you won lol

Anyone used mozjpeg on it yet?

>>61279230
>>61279368
I got "Deepzoom loading failed". wtf is Deepzoom?

>>61278727
>pixels of anger

File: Data-center-with-rows-of-network-servers_downgrade.jpg (192KB, 3921x2539px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 3921x2539px

>>61279060
https://pastebin.com/9gkTnwsd
not the highest compression though

>>61279368
When I open it in chrome, I get a single tab eating >200 mb of memory.

/\_/\
( o.o )
> ^ <

Someone should just convert it to ascii already and post it directly.

>>61278404
Actually, I can compress it exactly as much as I can.

>>61280439
$ du -k 1499549366981.jpg *.webp
12 1499549366981.jpg
48 1499549366981-lossless.webp
4 1499549366981.webp

>>61279833
you won

>>61279833
You won, fag

>>61280738
this one works with png
https://pastebin.com/u61YKC89

>>61279833
impressive

winrar

>>61279833
Oh god, you truly won

>>61279833
You won obviously.

>>61279833
My mom is in the hospital right now, dying of cancer

Dying in her sleep might be the best thing at the atm currently

>>61279833
Fuck, you won

>>61280144
i came here to say this

>>61279833
winrar

File: 1498666703912-2.jpg (58KB, 574x811px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 574x811px

>>61280439
Oh lord. What happened to that anon?

>>61279833
Wow, you won!

File: 1499549366981.jpg (5KB, 124x96px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 124x96px

>>61278404

>>61279566
Well you don't want to lossy more than you've already losted

>>61279833
you won

>>61279833
You won.

>>61279833
You won, fag.

>>61279060
>Destroying your meme's hashes to get like 5% extra compression ratio.

>>61279335
holy shit

>>61278404
Inconceivable!

File: 15058705_282480062147609_416109098_n.jpg (3KB, 156x163px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 156x163px

>>61279833
you won

File: cbf1d8bd-4c64-e711-80e6-bb81c215c2dd,jpg.jpg (2KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 269x211px

>>61278404

>>61279833
You fucking lost.

>>61279833
U

File: 1470809095880.jpg (98KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 1024x768px

>>61278404
>you can't
>as you can
>no one seems to acknowledge this is a pointless shitpost bait

>>61279846
You won

>>61282383
Where the fuck do you think you are? A quality technology related image board?
This is a god damn mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>61282429
true. forgot that for a minute, anon.

HEY GUYZ WHY IS MUH COMPESS POINTING TO N???!

File: COMPRESSED.png (167KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 269x211px

>>61278404
Did I do good?

>>61279833
winner!

>>61281477
sorry anon
hope you guys can beat it

File: anger.gif (2MB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 269x211px

>>61278404

File: 1499550873158-min.png (298B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

298B, 269x211px

>>61278727
Got it smaller

.-:+ooooo//ohd+/:::/+ohyhhdmmmhhyo+/:/yy//+//://::
:/+o+soo++/+ydyso++ooyhshhhmdddyyys+//o+//+sys+/::
:::://+oo++osyhhhhhhdddddhhhddhhyddys++oymMMNmds+/
+//oydmNNNNmdhhhhhhdmmmmdhyyhhhhymmyssdNMNNNNNmh++
yyyhmNNMMMMNNNNmdhhhhmNmdhssso+shmy:sNNNmNNNNmdm+-
yyhdNNNNNNNNNNMMNmdhssdhys++so//+ss+dNNNNNNNNNhs:/
++oymmNNNNmNNNMMNNNmyhdhso++oo+//osdddmmmmdhssosoo
::-:+sdNNNNNNNNNNNNNmhddhysssso+++oyho++oo++/:/+os
o+//:::/+++oosssssssooyyhhddhysysssyy/--/+/:-....:
hyooo++/++/::://+oo+++++sdNdhysossdy:...-://:--...
hhhsssyys/:-----::://::-.-+sdmdddhh:.....-----::-:
hhdhddhs/--:/++osoooo++:----:ohmNd+::::---:--:////
hhhyyyy+::://///++/++//++////oyhdho/:::::::/osyyyo
oyssoo+://+ossyyyyssoooo+++++oyhmmhys+++++ooossoo+
ys+/////+oosyyyyyyyyysssossyhdmNNNNNNmdddhyssso++/
yso+++++++oossssssssyyhhdmNNNNmmmmmmmNNdmNNdyso+++
ssssoo+++++++oosyhdmmNNdmdhhyyyyyysssshdddddysoo++
ssssoo+++++oosyhmmmddmmhysssossssooo++osooooo+++++
ooooo++++++oosyysssssssoooooooooooo++++++++///////

>>61282720
what the fuck?

(=｀ェ´=)

>>61282598
I don't think so

The last time I visited her a couple days ago she was barely speaking

Yesterday when my dad visited she wasn't speaking anymore

I think it's actually over

>>61279833
you won

>>61279833
you won

>>61279335
dear god what have we done

>>61282721
are we just not going to appreciate this

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
winner winner chicken dinner

>>61279833
you won anon

File: IMG_2374.gif (249KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 500x375px

>>61279833
You win

File: 1488417539578.jpg (92KB, 600x828px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 600x828px

>>61279833
fuck you

>>61279833
you won

This thread has an old 4chan vibe to it

I like it

File: 1479178246523.gif (997KB, 500x332px) Image search: [Google]

997KB, 500x332px

>>61279613

>>61283261
NEWFAG!

File: P6AWwIg_d.jpg (28KB, 393x398px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 393x398px

>>61279833
You won. Damn

>>61280439
Oh damn

>>61278404

>:3

>lossy to lossy
wew

>>61279833
I unironically think you actually won

File: 1496540375506.jpg (129KB, 533x533px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 533x533px

>>61279833
you won... ?

>>61279833
grats on winning <3

>>61279833
hopping on the "you won" chain

>>61283724
Wait I'm a fucking idiot that still says 35KB

Man fuck you

>>61278440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHfgzyBiCLA

>>61280439
>2KB
>Quality still preserved
Bravo, anon.

>>61281938
Better to have compressed and lost than never to have compressed at all

>>61279833
I thought I would never seen another one of these after I left /b/ three or four years ago.

File: 1498399896373.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>61279613

>>61282773
I'm sorry Anon
That's how my mom died a year ago next month
Try to remember the good times

>>61279833
good job anon!!!!!!! you won!!!!!!!

>>61279833
you win fgt

>>61279554

winrar

>>61279833
U won faggot blood

File: webp.png (2MB, 1011x3032px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1011x3032px

>>61280965
>>61281874
>>61283685
>>61283790
Webp (what this static webm is emulating) was made like 7 years ago and 4chan still complains about bandwidth issues.

It's sad to see something so revolutionary be ignored. Webp even makes PNG and GIF obsolete due to lossless encoding and animation support.

>>61284298
Isn't an animated webp just a webm? Also daily reminder that webp is meant to be pronounced weppy.

>>61280965
That's not how you do it, at all.

This is the windows BAT script:

for %%f IN (*.jpg) do (
ffmpeg -loop 1 -i "%%~nf.jpg" -an -c:v libvpx -qmin 16 -qmax 16 -quality best -t 2 -r 1  "%%~nf.webm"
)

>>61284334
>Isn't an animated webp just a webm?
No, it uses a different method of compression and includes both lossy and lossless compression.

File: baee8afe5429608adb8bfb30b74c0929.jpg (7KB, 250x230px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 250x230px

>>61284298
>not BPG
Hi Google.

>>61284346
That seems kinda silly when they already made webm. Animations really should be in video format and not some aborted half picture monstrosity.

>>61284347
Hi MPEG jews.

>>61284353
Well it depends on the usage of it. Sometimes the animations yield lower file sizes and can be played immediately without a video player. But generally yeah, moving pictures probably belong on a webm especially since webm also has transparency support like webp.

>>61279833
You won

File: 1497726218816.png (257KB, 754x1254px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 754x1254px

>>61279833

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
Winner

>>61279833
chicken dinner

File: 1499553828066.png (260KB, 500x883px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 500x883px

>>61279833

>>61279833
you won lad

>>61282721
YOU fucking won. /g/ post number 61279833 can suck a fat fucking dick, my mom can die in her sleep and go to hell too. Actually, scrub that last one, I don't want to meet that nagging bitch after I die.

>>61285907
It's around 533 bytes with compression so >>61282720 is still smaller.

File: Screenshot_20170709-113636.png (121KB, 1440x2960px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1440x2960px

>>61279368
Stop having a shit phone

>>61279833
You won

>>61280439
How is this possible, and why aren't all images like this?

>>61284298
compression for one anime image doesnt mean shit
try on a photo or something

>>61286056
There you go >>61280439

File: 1499549366981.gif (38KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 269x211px

heres one using a compression algorithm i formulated myself

>>61279833
That sounds like bullshit but I'm not taking the chances. You won fair and square anon.

>>61278404
This is one of the worst sentences I've ever read.

>>61279833
You won

>>61286149
good job

File: vec.jpg (8KB, 250x196px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 250x196px

>>61278404
http://www.mediafire.com/file/fahfqwf349gftur/drawing.svg

:3

>>61284347
This post requires a 4chan PATENTED ACCOUNT

If you have not purchased a PATENTED ACCOUNT you may not view this post

>>61283867
underrated post

>>61286111
checked

when w ill these faggot gook moot let meupload webp???

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
u win

>>61286307
Is ## Developper still alive, even?

>>61282711
I thought content aware filter was delted.
How did you do this?
Tell me NOW!

>>61281916
underrated next time make it a tarball

>>61279833
You won

File: 1499549505380_mini.jpg (132KB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1124x1024px

>>61278440

>>61286003
It looks likes shit for one.

឴

>>61286749
Compared to other 2kb cats ITT, right?

>>61286799
what

ﾠ

thats all you can do autists?do it with 16B or KYS

File: 1499598469449_mini.jpg (104KB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1124x1024px

>>61286729

File: blini.jpg (40KB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 1124x1024px

>>61286962

Blini kot

>>61279833

you won

File: file.png (237KB, 1200x211px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 1200x211px

>>61278404

>>61279554
yeeee

>>61279833
You won

>>61279399
Why the hell can't you just say that everything in your format is 0 bytes and means your picture. Any non-empty string is not in your format.

>>61279833
Shit. I just woke up and my mother is dead. Fuck you shit bag

>>61279368
>>61280613

Works fine on Dashchan.

>>61279833
Winrar

>>61280170
Brainlet

File: 1498570549321.png (142KB, 376x324px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 376x324px

>>61288118
This is what happens when you don't comply anon

>>61279833
i won

File: 2d75f99f-f1c8-455c-aaf4-53b7d3400f0d.jpg (94KB, 650x421px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 650x421px

>>61279567
me and tech army would argue otherwise

>>61279833
checkmate faggot I have immunity doggo

>>61288207
you hurt my cock with your anal muscles?

File: JoeBidenwithaGun53830.jpg (188KB, 1000x745px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1000x745px

>>61279833
You

>>61279833
You won.

File: 1482275164985.jpg (657KB, 600x936px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 600x936px

>>61278440
>>61283789
>>61286729
>>61286962
>>61286987
post blinis

>>61280439
Nice.

>>61283693
>>:3
lol, so nobody gonna declare the winner?

>>61279833
Suck a dick faggot

>>61279833

You won

>>61279833
you won

>>61282758
Kek
Underrated

File: 1465904332043.png (1MB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1124x1024px

>>61286729

>>61279833
You won fucking faggot

>>61279833
you won faggot

>>61279833
You won my dude

File: 1499549366981.png (744B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

744B, 269x211px

>>61278404
:^)

File: 1499616099110.png (548B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

548B, 269x211px

>>61289772

>>61279833
Ye won.

>>61279833
you won

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
you won

File: Psychic Rottweiler.jpg (64KB, 533x533px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 533x533px

>>61279833
FUCK U

>>61279833
WINRAR

>>61279833

it seems we have a winner

>>61279833
You lose.

File: 3333333333333.jpg (18KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 269x211px

>>61278404

>>61279833
Winrar

>>61279833
you won

File: 1499549366981s.jpg (5KB, 250x196px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 250x196px

>>61278404
I win. 5.2Kb against yours 5.7Kb.

>>61290641
ah shit, i changed resolution

File: 1499549366981s (1).jpg (8KB, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 269x211px

Now I win, 8.2Kb against OP's 8.5Kb.

>>61279833
YOU WON!

>>61279833
You won, good job son.

File: Screenshot from 2017-07-09 10-08-02.png (44KB, 784x593px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 784x593px

>>61284338
That wasn't a conversion script, just comparing filesizes.
You should install gnu/linux so you don't have to do everything by command line < pic related.

>>61279833
Win

>>61279833
Die

>>61279833
You won angry cat

File: congragulations.jpg (8KB, 85x77px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 85x77px

>>61279833
Congratulations you won!!!

It is not a joke
You have won the thread!

Claim your (yous)?

>>61279833
you won boi

File: cot-RGB.jpg (700B, 269x211px) Image search: [Google]

700B, 269x211px

>>61278404

>>61279833
You won.

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
You win, bastard

@61279833
Lol, try harder.

File: 1495264692068.jpg (638KB, 1600x1310px) Image search: [Google]

638KB, 1600x1310px

>>61279833
FUCK YOU

>>61279833
You won assface

>>61279833
You lost

>>61279921
underrated

>>61279833
you won
But kill yourself anyway

>>61279833
you won my heart

>>61279833
you won

>>61279833
What the fuck anon

>>61279833
you won man

File: 1485885703783.png (395KB, 558x369px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 558x369px

We can make a new processor architecture, where that cat image is saved on a ROM close to the L1 cache, and assign a special instruction (kit R1) where the values of the image will be copied to the registor R1, this has to be always done on a loop. So when we want to use it, we can use a custom API to javascript where it calls kit directly through a syscall.

You can't use less memory than this.

>>61279833
you won.

>>61279833
You won, faggot

>>61279833
you won

>>61291118
DAK

>>61279833
You won, fucker

>>61282720
And it's png so it's lossless!!!!!!!!!!

>>61279833
winner winner chicken dinner

>>61279833
It's been a day already motherfucker and nothing has happened to my mother.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>61279833
You won.

>>61279833
You won

>>61279833
https://youtu.be/_8_7Orhey-g

>>61279833
u won homosexual

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>>61286799
yuo are all like little child
watch this

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>>61295241
I bet you can't triforce?

>>61279833
You won anon

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