/g/-humor thread
DAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop making these threads and actually talk about technology.
Not Vidya gpus, or the next meme cpu
But actual technology
You killed a thread for this
HAHAHAHA
BOLOLOLO
>>61267639
and I'm not sorry
i just fall of mah chair kuz i couldnt n’ i CANT stop laugh DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHITDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD
>>61267684
phonepostin
Good thread
Just found this one xD
LMAOOOO xDDDD
Absolute garbage thread
Amazing thread
ECKS DEEE
Fuck you all, this is hilarious
>>61270091
n-nice feet..
>>61270136
explain
>>61270145
Probably checks if a number is prime by comparing it to those 50 million or whatever primes.
Last one. I have an entire folder of leddit-tier /g/ humour but captchas are fucking annoying and I refuse to give Hiroshima Nagasaki any money for a 4chan pass.
>>61270170
put them on the volafile or something
>>61270177
How is that /g/ related?
>>61270185
Religion is a technology. The only technology mudslims have ever created.
>>61270200
>Implying Islam wasn't created by a Jewish community
Truly ebyn
>>61270200
Fuck off /r/the donald
>>61270200
>The only technology mudslims have ever created
>>61270241
This shit is actually true, though, unlike the black egyptians garbage.
It's not like math was too popular while Europe was busy trying to scrape by or dying from random diseases.
>>61270234
>muslims created the word 'algebra'
wtf i love islam now
>>61270241
ARE THE NO 1
>>61270200
>>61270234
I got some more.
1. University
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>>61270200
>>61270234
2. Optics (along with huge contributions to other sciences).
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>>61270234
3. Surgery.
>>61270472
Holy fuck, VIA cpus are still a thing?
>>61270130
Literally nothing wrong with this.
>>61270488
>Using left hand to use arrow keys.
>left hand anywhere other than asdf
Disgusting. I had no idea this was something that bothered me -- same way as people actually using the arrows on the scroll bar to scroll.
>>61270502
>weather
>fit
fucking normie, kill yourself
you dont deserve time trips
>>61270504
>agree when reading the comment
>catch myself doing the same later
>>61270136
is it possible to generate it with parameterized macros?
>>61270546
Game is a game. Everytime. Everywhere.
wew lad
>>61270566
End yourself.
>>61270596
That's my greatest wish though. Rewinding time and reliving my life with all the experience I've gathered over the years
>>61270639
>>61270570
>mfw i will never think of SSIDs this good.
>>61270664
Now you don't have to.
>>61270210
wasnt islam essentially a fork off Christianity?
>>61270493
Yeah, they keep making them.
I'm not sure who buys them but they exist.
>>61270570
Those are fcking brilliant
>>61266717
>>61270839
still a better phone than Android.
>>61270860
>a better phone than Android.
Android is not a phone, mactard.
>>61270776
Not a fork of Christianity. More akin to a shit-tier ripoff of Judaism invented by a merchant warlord who couldn't write and fucked 9 year olds.
>>61270177
where is the his center of gravity?
>>61270714
To what site does it redirect you after scanning it
>>61270860
Android is an operating system. Oh wait, you don't have a phone that can swap out its operating system. What a pity. You are a toddler, and toddlers deserve phones that look like this.
>>61270555
i just call them usb's
We have to go deeper
>>61270876
>>61270899
You fucks know what I meant.
But I guess being pedantic is the only defense you have for a horrible OS.
>>61270906
gook contributing to madness
>>61270919
>You fucks know what I meant.
No, you were comparing a piece of software and a complete smartphone.
I still don't know what you were trying to say.
>horrible OS.
Mactards can't even install software not curated by apple without lengthy jailbreaking.
iOS is a fucking disaster with 0 OOB customization and you literally need to break apples tos to make it usable.
No thanks.
>>61270919
We're just making fun of you, but if you want me to address your real point- obviously "non-apple is shit", then the only refutation I can offer is that you're simply wrong.
Now, go use iTunes to simply put files on your phone like a good boy, or if you want it easier, simply hand over all your files to Apple's servers- or as they put it 'putting it in the cloud", as though that somehow means it's up, up away, away somewhere, safe from the hands of anyone who wants to see it when in reality, it's in someone else's building with tinted windows. We'll get you your graham crackers later.
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>>61270989
you're a real cunt m8, I hope nobody includes your screenshot
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>>61270964
>"non-apple is shit"
Nope. Android is shit. Linux is shit. BSD isn't. OpenSolaris was amazing. Windows Phone wouldn't be shit if it wasn't botnet and was more popular.
>>61270899
I don't have to swap out my operating system because it's not a POS.
Look, I've used Cyanogen, I've been there, I was an Android fanboy. But now, there's not a single thing I miss about Android.
>>61270890
Costanza.com
>>61271028
>>61271079
this isn't a rage thread
>>61270200
>the only technology muslims ever inventedwhile (true)
{
Console.WriteLine(">implying");
}
>>61271079
Is this a new layer of abstraction?
>>61270064
This is great.
>>61271287
>>61271079
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>>61266822
https://youtu.be/60OkanvToFI
>>61266717
This is better explanation
Sup
>>61270097
Write better software.
Echs dee el oh lel
>>61270572
not from a jedi
>>61270153
underrated
>>61270576
No you can see people calling mobage or phone games an apps all the time.
>>61266717
But what if I live in a warehouse in Tennessee?
>>61270136
I fucking lost it.
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>>61272056
heh
>>61270177
Why is he angry while praying
>>61270103
>AT&T
Do yourself, your phone, and everyone else around you a huge favor by switching to T-Mobile.
>>61270049
Pay attention /bst/ queers, THIS is a battlestation.
>>61270170
For the billionth fucking time, use legacy captcha.
This is some seriously autistic stuff, my niggers
>>61275502
>>61270130
what's that thing on the right providing porwer to the thinkpad called like? I would love one of those
>>61270572
Parametrised macros - not in any way, the Turing completeness of macros is recursive, you'll break compiler or run out of memory.
You can still try templates.
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>>61275659
It's just a DC power supply.
>>61276011
>>61270504
I sometimes do this when jerking off
>>61276281
>>61272069
ha
>>61271401
bretty gud 10/10
>>61270049
Is this one of those drone command centers they use to shoot terrorists with?
>>61272178
Thingken about infidels.
>>61271052
You just want to fit in with the normies.
>>61271476
This explanation would have saved me a lot of time if I heard it on day 1.
Just goes to show computer scientists are too autistic to come up analogies.
gotta love all the reddit ITT
>>61275659
bench supply
adjustable cc/cv power supply
chinese housefire
>>61270497
Completely pointless.
>>61267640
what browser is that anon?
>>61276353
>>61276301
>>61276281
make it stop
>>61278329
oh no
>>61277455
>>61278135
>Completely pointless.
confirmed for having 0 idea what's going on there.
>>61278655
>>61270136
so?
>>61270097
You should change "quad core processing" for "Skylake Hyperthreading"
>>61278979
anon what the fuck are you doing
>>61270714
>>61270890
"I seriously hope you guys don't scan this."
>>61270596
wow fake, that's not a flux capacitor but a fidget spinner. everyone knows this. #WOKE
>>61267678
this is the kind of newfag retards we have to deal with now.
its a shame 4chan had to turn into this shit.
luckily there's still a few boards that are low on retards.
>>61280152
>>61270652
That hit me right in the feels
>>61280184
That hit me right in the feels
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>61270472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDDLTwS4zgs ;-)
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>>61270359
>>61270364
/pol/ btfo
>>61280398
No
>>61280698
>it's been like half a day now
>this guy is still at it
What's good bitches, I'm back
>>61270488
BRAAAAAARP
Mobilefags need to leave.
/pol/ was right, you really are ruining this website.
>>61272192
T-Mobile is gay AF where I live.
It's either ATT or Verizon unless you're a poorfag
Ayy lmao
>>61280945
>/pol/ was right
>mobileposters
/pol/ is the reason for all the mobileposters, you fucking idiot.
>>61278161
It looks like firefox you nigger
This is so fucking autistic, we should all kill ourselves desu
>>61281049
Where I live it's Verizon or you're a poorfag with bad service (me)
>>61270136
link or it didn't happen
How do I change these autistic S8 special faggot buttons
>>61281274
>>61281997
Doing my part
>>61278329
>>61282119
No you're not retard, you screenshotted the wrong image
>>61270652
im uncomfy now
>>61270086
>Made it just in time to witness the money shot and be in the screen cap
>It's been over three years
It's a conflicting feel
>>61270136
The miracle of arrays.
>>61282119
>>61270879
I think I read somewhere that Muslims believe Mohammad will team up with Jesus to fight Rome at the end of time.
>>61270523
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD FORGOT TO CLEAR HISTORY MEME WOW I SURE LOVE THAT MEME DON'T WANT MOM KNOWING THAT I LOOKED UP BOOBS ON THE GOOGLE. Please go back to r*ddit and never come back.
>>61270570
Those are all pretty stupid SSIDs, also you seem to have a lot of wireless pollution there.
>>61270224
>Donald Trump
>a religion
Anon...
>>61270572
>>61275715
Remember that recursion is about using memory to get speed. Take the flip approach and simply have a function with a decrementing loop that prints to file whenever the number is prime.
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>>61283963
This image makes no sense.
>>61283668
>>61270890
Is it just my circles of friends or does basically no one actually visit URLs by scanning a QR code?
All our marketing people make such an issue of having QR codes on our printed product because it's trendier than just saying "visit domain.com".
But I asked them if anyone on their team actually knows how to visit these sites and I get "kids these days probably do".
>>61284027
Yeah, I've never really used QR codes for much. They were a fad for a while, and now I see them less and less. It's very unlikely that I'll actually bother to pull out my phone to scan a QR code.
Apps like Snapchat, Facebook Messenger, and Kik have all developed their own versions of what are effectively barcodes, for more specific purposes than URLs.
>>61284011
What is there in center?
>>61284491
What do you mean? The seemly endless void of clover screenshots or something else?
Meme
>>61270652
Right in the feels
>>61284491
Oh, you probably mean the white thing on side, that's Blackberry's Productivity™ Tab™
I feel it's a gimmick to make use of the slightly curved display. Don't use it other than quick access to my favorited contacts. Would be probably be nice for botnet calendar though
>>61270958
From the little exposure I've had to iOS through borrowing other friends phones, it really is shit compared to Android. Yeah it's got a few neat things, but it will never catch up to Android.
Phoneposters need to leave.
Cancer thread fucking phoneposters.
>>61272192
What's wrong with AT&T? I use them and have no issues at all. In fact, AT&T has the nation's fastest 4G LTE network. It's also much more reliable than T-Mobile, Sprint, and Verizon, and only a fraction of the cost.
Switch to AT&T guys. You get better service for a lower price :)
>>61284949
xd
>>61270153
Mac Family Tree is to this day one of the few family tree applications that fully support incest up to the 4th degree.
>>61284993
Are you just upset OP took your screenshot?
>>61270153
>1425 likes
>>61270576
>game is a game
>but an operating system is an app
ok
>>61281049
>or Verizon
Give it another go then, they match pretty much all of Verisis' coverage.
>>61285321
:^)
>>61284955
>not aware what AT&T is associated with
>>61285470
:D
Nice Reddit thread
>>61285562
My post that started this chain is completely invisible.
>>61285598
>>61266717
More like /g/-tumor thread.
>>61270049
>nipfag can't afford a case
>>61270472
>A $10 power supply from a company named Diablotek
>>61272267
>>61270049
Not if he hasn't gentoo installed.
>thread still up
Someone delete this fucking cancer. I need to bleach my eyes after this. we've been raided by r*ddit
>>61270879
>cleansing the planet of cripples, google users, kikes, fags, whores and niggers
This image is just making me like muslims.
>>61276353
Huzzah ha ha!
>>61270234
>Persian
Participating
>>61270508
Kek. I put my gf and my name on that microchip.
>>61270508
Too bad they'll never deliver.
Why are people posting these screenshots? They're not funny or clever in the first place and does not become funny or clever when repeated.
>>61278581
This is (supposedly) a humor thread, not a retro thread.
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>>61279086
Talk about Cold Storage.
Look what I found
>>61278758
I know what's going on. He's powering his laptop with a bench power supply. Anyone with basic electronics knowledge can do that. What is that simpleton trying to prove? That he's creative and thinks "outside of the box"?
>>61270086
I should've been surprised at the end, but sadly I don't have that luxury here
>>61293336
>>61285179
>likes
fucking die, web 3.0 scum
>>61295156
echs dee
>this thread
>>61270555
I actually used to call it "memory stick".. though nowadays I say usb stick
>>61295293
Ok fine you won
>>61285021
What the fuck are the varying degrees of incest?
/g/ humor threads are impossible because /g/ isn't funny
>>61270064
>be me
>electrician
>saw this for the first time today
>lost so fuckin hard!
I'm in tears
>>61295648
>>>/reddit/
>>61279086
>be me
>be 25
>EE
>we decide to fuck with dumbass gas turbine mechanics
>find capacitor rated to 4000uF (forget voltage rating)
>put around 450v into it with a megger
>leave it in the propulsion plant with a sticky note that says 'Do not touch'
>wait for mechanic to pic it up and have the time of his life kek
>>61283984
I think that's because they tried to screencap a webm.
>>61296187
Should've gone submarines. You'd have done well.
>>61295442
>>61295556
I don't know what he is talking about, but i assume it's like how fucking your brother (if you're male) is ok because you can't get him pregnant, and fucking cousin is less bad than fucking your sister because you share less dna together
long time;
heheheeheh
>>61297079
the fuck
Shout out to all my Sony Xperia bros
>>61295293
u deed it
Filter fags gtfo
>>61270170
Put them on ftp://collectivecomputers.org:21212 login name is guest leave password blank. The dude has a gigabit connection so it's fast
>>61288367
phoneposters are fucking retards, what a surprise
>>61270652
this hits too close from home
i always wanted to start being productiv
but i dont do
i say always: tomorrow
like now, i havent sleepd that night, so i say to myself i will be productiv tomorrow
>>61270652
>>61299111
close to home*
those fucking prepositions !
>>61291486
That is not humorous.
>>61296187
FAKE!
4000uf and 450v would be 405 Joules, enough to stop his heart and likely kill him.
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>>61270234
Yeah man, you should read up on Islam and quantum mechanics. Some amazing scientific contributions from the Quran, really makes you think
>>61270130
>>61270497
I do this all the time using a homemade buck converter and 48v bank of lead acid batteries, fuck buying AC adapters.
>>61299770
>WE WUZ SCIENTISTS!
>so many phoneposters
When will hiroshima ban these hotheads?
>>61278329
Is water cooling really that risky for casuals like me? Can they leak after a number of years?
>>61299293
Can confirm, I experienced a 6.5 joule 330v 120uF discharge across my chest hand to hand and it was one of the most painful things I had ever experienced.
>>61299125
I didn't even notice the mistake to be honest
>>61295293
You won
>this thread
I'm getting Deja vu
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>>61300113
faggot didnt close the loop
>specialsnowflake
>>61278329
need sauce
>>61270596
>go back in time and replace your younger self
>die 10 years later from old age.
>>61295293
You're wrong motherfucker. You lost. You lost the game
>>61270290
No algebra comes from the creator of algebra he is an arab mathmatician called Algaber Bin Hayyan
Somebody delet this shitty thread already. Why is it still up?
>>61270348
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>>61270364
WE WUZ KANGS
Too bad all these shit for brains now worship a black rock instead of doing usefull shit.
>>61291486
Holy fuck that is a lot of cringe. Why don't they just let the HSF spread it when its clamped down.
>>61295293
You won
>>61270555
Flash drive master race.
>>61303282
Recursive when