Got an internship at some enterprise company

>>61255918
Cukd

>>61255918
Stop trying to rice your works computer, use it as is and stop being so autistic.

This is why the majority of people here are NEET

>>61255918
Nightmare.
>>61256171
How about instead the retarded sysadmins stop forcing such tripe on them?

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>>61256196
because they don't want a phone call in 2 in the morning because some retard installed a version if software that has known vulnerabilities and he's just given access to the network to some script kiddo who's fucking shit up.

If you want ganoo and a new version of sjwfox talk with your IT department and explain it will help you do your job.

nobody wants to hear your semen soaked sob stories on here

>>61255918
>We had to set up a hidden SSID
this is a serious security breach, if it's connected to the interal network. Just so you know

Fucking be happy with your 4k laptop + the fact that you have a job makes you one of the few that dont sit in their basement all day

>>61255918
That's how every work environment should be.
No distractions, you came to work, not to shitpost on 4chins while working!
Take it or leave it, cunt!

You reminded me of something, OP.

I work for HP on a corporate bank setting.

>installing windows 10 on a new HP laptop (for client) that is trading in his old one (Thinkpad X220)
>every new laptop and computer will have windows 10, old ones will be updated later
>try to get files from laptop by usb, doesn't recognize, learn from supervisor that usb sticks are blocked by default
>have to upload 15 GB of backup to the server, connection is slow as shit ,takes 2 days

fast forward to yesterday

>tinkering with my own work machine, HP desktop
>also has USB restriction
>have to unplug network cable for some reason or another
>forgot it was unplugged and that USB didn't work
>put usb stick in, grab some files I will need later on
>suddenly it hits me
>this huge as fuck corporate setting, with HD encryption and a thousand security measures can be defeated by unplugging the network cable and putting a usb stick in

>>61256171
the entirety of Google uses Ubuntu for Desktop and MacOS for their portable machines. 0 Windows anywhere. Now why is that? Why does every single fucking successful company apart from Microsoft and game studios not use Microsoft products, I wonder?

>>61256869
I imagine it's because they can pay to have their own specialists who will set everything up and keep it running regardless of the technology, while others just pay Microsoft to get them stuff which 'just werks™'

>>61256830
But why would USB suddenly work when you pull the network cable out?

>>61256936
I have no idea. I don't know much about corporate networks.

When the cable is in, the usb stick is recognized but locked, like if it was on a file format that windows didn't recognize.

I'll be back there tuesday and I'll run more tests

>>61256960
>>61256830
imma try this. 6 more days working at DELL so i dont care

>>61256960
Probably a hook that checks if the user is authorized to use USB devices when one is connected, and locks it if he's not.

>>61255918
Just turn it on and go for coffee

>>61256869
>Entirety of Google uses Ubuntu for Desktop
That sounds like hell

you know they're gonna find the hidden ap and fuck you up?

>>61255918
>>61256830
I had a problem with that too in my work.
Just install virtualbox with some Linux and forward usb device to it. You will be able to fully access your drive in virtual machine.
To copy files back to host, create shared folder.

You may also try to boot from USB, if BIOS is not locked either.

>>61256279
>because they don't want a phone call in 2 in the morning because some retard installed a version if software that has known vulnerabilities and he's just given access to the network to some script kiddo who's fucking shit up.
Strange, the exact opposite happened when I enforced debian for everyone.