>he's into tech >but he can't grow a beard

beards are for nu-males

>>61247319
>he can't grow a beard so he calls anyone with one a nu-male

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>>61247313
>Tried growing a beard
>Half of it is blonde so it looks like shit

>>61247313
>tfw can only grow an extremely shitty beard
>too lazy to shave with razors, trimmers don't cut the hairs close enough to be invisible
Fuck. Should I get an electric razor? I can hardly call these pubes on my face a beard. Thin, patchy and the hairs are far and few between. Takes a week to grow what others do in a day or two.
>inb4 underage
I'm in my fucking 20s.

>>61247476
> just masterrace things.jpg

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>into tech
>no pungent body odor

>>61247650
Nothing beats a straight razor shave, friend.

>>61247650

take some test supplements and shave with a normal blade, also start working out

if that still wont grow you a beard then you might just have to accept your shit genetics m8

>>61247680
>>61247781
I know that straight and double edge razors are the best but I can't wet shave now. Like I said I'm lazy and there are other problems too.
My beard genetics are shit, I already accepted that.
Are electric shavers really that bad?

>>61247650
renew your blades that shit wears out quickly, I'm the same as you, patchwork pubes instead of beard

I thought because I never had much of a beard to begin with I can just keep them for a month but no that shit gets blunt pretty quickly

also whenever you get a haircut ask them to do a proper shave. My hairdresser does it with that oldschool knife thing and it's better than I can ever do it with my gilette

>>61247863

electric shavers are fine, but it seems like normal blades help your beard grow more, idk if its true though. Probably not.

>>61247313
But I'm a femanon :(

>>61247313
>tfw beard make me look like a hobo and i'm too lazy to trim it
>tfw bitches look at me weird when i go for a jog cause i look like a hobo dressed up in top sports brands

>>61248072

dont let (((them))) brainwash you into thinking women dont like beards

only crazy cat lady feminists dont like beards

>>61248213
My mother is a conservative Catholic and she fucking hates beards.

>tfw wonder if this means she would have hated Jesus

Def going to mess with her about this next time she complains about beards.

>>61247981

Disregard that I suck pussy.

>>61248213
(((beards)))
Just stop.
It doesn't look good, fucking caveman. Bears are quintessential untermensch.

>>61247476
THIIIISS REEEE

>hair is platinum blonde
>beard is too
>except for my chin where theres two big stripes of light brown

>>61248254
she's a closet lesbian

>>61248278
imagine being this much of a fuccboi

>>61248254

Slap her.

>>61248278

youre either a tranny or a nu male.

>a natural biological occurrence in most males is wrong and disgusting!

go fuck yourself

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>>61248322
>>61248306
>This level of delusion

pic related
>you

>>61248349
>no mustache
>no proper goatee
What a fucking faggot. Just let the hair grow, don't shave/trim anything.

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>>61249831
>Implying he isn't a sexy beast

>>61247981
>female
>into tech
>no beard
into the trash desu

my genes won't let me grow anything more than gross stubble

>>61248349
>>61248278
Beards by themselves won't make you good looking, you need muscles and a good haircut or buzz to complete the package

>>61251394
Look into minoxidil and a dermaroller, I'm currently using those products and it gave me a shitload of beard gains after 6 months. I already had a semi complete beard though, I just needed to fill the area below my mouth

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>>61251394
try to eat hairy bush, i hear the hair sticks to your face if you do it right.

>>61249831
I hate how my mustache gets into my mouth when I eat, so I keep it trimmed above my upper lip. I don't really trim anything else, though, so I still look homeless enough.

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>mfw i can grow a decent sized beard in a couple weeks
I shave that shit every few months though. Not being a total neckbeard is great.

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>Into tech
>No dick or beard
Where did I go wrong in life /g/?

>>61252121
L O N D O N

>he's into tech
>but he's not into anime
Does such a person even exist?

Every one in my field has alteast some levels of fanaticism with regards to anime.

>>61247863
>but I can't wet shave now.

wet shaving is a meme. you can use DE or str8 without going autistic on soap/brush. just apply cream to face then shave like you would an overpriced gillete mach 20

>>61247463
>this is what numales actually believe

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>>61247476
tfw my beard is ginger, blonde and brown in different places