Just how klossy are you guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWluYBbglwc

>>61246435
Everybody is speechless of how awesome are these girls just how awesome are these girls from the bottom of my heart wish you luck austin TX awesome are these girl I just hope you have a great time I'm speechless of how awesome are these girls

>>61246435
I am 4201337% Klossy

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>>61246435

>>61246435
literal stacy coding camp

>>61246435
I only use klossless files

>>61246449
5% programming (garbage level)
95% yay positivity good vibes tumblr female koding kamp shit

>>61246449
WTF is this? Is it a daycare for adults?

>>61246435
im a guy in a hoodie

Why are sjw so hellbent on getting girls coding?

>>61246435
I'm cd..% klossy.

>>61247268
Standard Software Engineering Culture is:
5% programming (garbage level)
95% misogynistic sexual frustration and rape jokes

>>61247290
So that us SJWs can push miserable assholes like you out of the industry and fix all of the problems you created from having a stupid, backwards, and misanthropic worldview.

>>61247309
you wish klossy

>>61247290
SJWs need conflict in order to drive their crowdfunding money. Conflict comes from intersecting their focus with a male-majority profession. Among the choices, coding is very modern and pays well while also appealing to women who would otherwise eschew manual labor and/or uncomfortable working conditions.

>>61246435
Of course it teaches Ruby. What is it about Ruby that makes the community so detestable?

>>61247309
Chill out, Karlie

>>61247327
(You)

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>>61246449
>tfw there's no hope anymore

I want to kode with Klossy.

>>61247330
>Coding is a very modern profession and pays well while also appealing to barely mediocre brogrammers who would otherwise eschew manual labor and/or uncomfortable working conditions.

FTFY, because that's what already happened to the profession two decades ago.

The actual computer geeks fucking hate you people. We'd rather work with Klossy.

>>61247373
what a badly done bait

>>61247290
People see the technological revolution and decide 'coding' is the new key to life. It's just popular currently so people want to be elite computer/tech geeks. Until they realize what that actually entails, I think actual programming (especially debugging) puts most people off.

So many have told me how awful programming is because when something doesn't work the way you want it to it's IMPOSSIBLE to figure it out and it's extremely annoying/frustrating/boring/repetitive. It takes a certain personality type, I think a lot of people don't ever even fully grasp that the computer just does exactly what you tell it to do.

More insidious is the desire to probably lower wages by flooding the industry with more workers. I doubt it will happen though, I don't think 99% of women are into STEM, it's not discrimination necessarily, I view it as the same reason you don't see a lot of guys going into cosmetics industry.

>>61247309
>I wish to be overpowered by a tall dark stranger

look at the comments of the youtube video. she is clearly buying comments and views for her videos.

>>61246449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zagl3WgzS68

Looks pretty fun

>>61247269
no actually it's a daycare for children...

>>61247444
And here we are discussing her and giving her more views, making her more relevant. Good job

but does she teach how to write a kompiler?

>>61247246

Underated.

>>61247385
No. Anon.

I am serious.

fratboy brogrammers are the problem with computer programming today, maybe Klossbaes can be part of the final solution.

>>61247451
METHODS HASHES AND ARRAYS ARE HARD GUYS!11!!!111one!!!111eleven!11!!!11

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looks legit.

seriously tho, why is OP not banned for spam yet?

>>61247559
Actually they said that Methods, Hashes and Arrays are fun, Anon.

>>61247594
>and I'm like "Oh my god, I was dying"

>>61246449
I want to code with klossy

>>61246435
So to recap the video...
They teach basic logic through games, they learn ruby at a disturbingly slow rate (assuming the videos were filmed in order, she made a read input, toggle input program on day 3).
Then they got to to watch a model on a screen.

Why are they not teaching them how to "kode"?
I mean if they spend most of their time goofing around anyway, why not teach them how to draw a program.
I am not expecting them to get a CS degree or anything, but the girls seem to be very good at drawing stuff, so why not focus on diagrams?
If they could learn how to make a diagram that can directly be turned into a program their time would be much better spent.

>>61246435
the only thing i hate about it is that im not there to see all that fine puss bro

teach em how it's really done

>>61247577
you should be banned for that font rendering nigger

>>61247667
>They teach basic logic through games, they learn ruby at a disturbingly slow rate (assuming the videos were filmed in order, she made a read input, toggle input program on day 3).

Do you realize that when you are teaching people how to code for the first time, you need to teach them about text editors, command shells, and a bunch of other shit before you actually get to teaching them how to make even a simple program?

Have you ever taught a novice, like a child with no exposure to computer programming, how to code before?

This klossy woman is a genius

she is probably raking in the dough with this cute little coding camp

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>>61246435
>Kongratulations! You're 100% Klossy!
Not on your life.
>>61247309
Hello Klossy. How are your Christian camp retreat seminars going?

>>61247216
>imput
dang

>>61247777
Nice kuads

>>61247777
Nah. It's a program under a big multinational nonprofit. She's volunteering her time. Rich people have to do so that other rich people will invite them to the drug fueled orgies. You don't want selfish assholes at your orgies, Anon.

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>>61247805
>Christian
That's where the misogyny, sexual frustration, and rape jokes come from, Anon.

>>61247667
>Why are they not teaching them how to "kode"?
They only get taught how to do the most basic stuff. The point is so that they tell others what great time they had there, so next year there will be even more girls applying. Ms. Klossy is doing it just to build her own brand.

>>61246449
Why are they doing this?
There's no chance any of them has any real interest in tech or CS.

>>61247373
> computer geeks
Inferior code monkey, mathematics and physics are way superior monkey.

>>61246435
>aminahmajrashi
>kalculator_project
Every time.

I want to kode her klossy if you catch my drift

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>>61248250
great handwriting

>yfw you will never be 200% klossy

>>61248250
What's an interger?

>>61248250
Decent notes except for the = and == part which doesn't actually mention what they do just when to use them.

>>61248250
hmm.. seems like i gotta step up my git game so i can continue making fun of them

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>>61248250
>git status
>compare local version with the cloud
There is so much wrong going on here.

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>>61247309
>rape jokes

Admitting they were jokes, eh? Maybe hope for you yet

>>61248576
That's some vintage 2010 imagery right there.

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KoderGurlz>Brogrammers

Check my portfollio losers! ;)

>>61248576
I don't git so I'm curious whats what with it?

>>61248736
While typically used for version control (like, who gives a fuck about that when it's just you and your keyboard?) I use git diff to understand which of the eleventy hundred changes I made actually counted once the bug is fixed

Also I self host

>>61248736
Not him, but when I use status at work it's usually to check what I've changed since I last commited them. i.e. difference between working directory and local repo, not local repo and remote

>>61247269
>women
>adults

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>>61248719
Why these shit always need to be about meme ruby?
God i hate ruby its cancer. Someone actually use it for real work?

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>>61249274
https://vulcanpost.com/571671/code-artisans-ruby-coder-jimmy-ngu/

Code artisan
>“Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Rubeh! I’ve never been a fan of any particular programming language until I worked with Ruby. It’s such a pleasure to write code with the Ruby language, as it allows you to write the same way as you think. In the end it helps me think better and write better when I’m writing with Ruby,” he proclaimed in an interview with Vulcan Post. “I’ve written stuff with other languages like Python, Go, JavaScript, etc. Some are faster, some more powerful. Yet one day when I’m old and weary, if I still want to code (or write poetry), I think I would do it in Ruby.”

>>61249330
stay mad

Ruby is un-pajeetable

>>61249386
When someone makes something pajeet-proof, someone else just makes a better pajeet

>>61248250
This is a nice post.

>>61249274
Because it's easy to learn and the syntax makes sense to people who don't know much about programming.

>>61247493
As long as you thumb down.

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>>61246449
Pure cringe

Why things like this allowed to exist?

>>61249631
*are

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>>61247451
I need to cut off my dick now. Holy fuck that's comfy

I never had food that looked that good

>>61248250
Those are pretty good notes.

>>61247309

There is way more programming and a lot less talking going on.

>>61247763
Back when I was in high school, I was in "tech" club, and offered to teach programming. Just give them a basic IDE and run with it, you can go from nothing to printing, math, user inputs, etc. on their own in 20 minutes. Iiirc, I used python and IDLE because this was back when it was still relevant. If I were doing it today, I'd set them up with PyCharm.
I wouldn't go into using a text editor and manual toolchain until later on, they'll just get in the way for trivial beginner stuff.

>>61247451
Does anyone wish they could do this?

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>>61247451
wait. who the fuck is this?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>61246435
I'm the Klossiest.

>>61247505
How to
>kode
A Kompiler

They don't get the antisocial element of programming

>>61250086
they probably get fuck all done as a consequence

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>>61248250
>imput
>interger
>catagory

>>61247290
this shit will significantly drive down average wages

>>61250133
They can't really kode though

>>61249967
Seems much better than sitting in a dark room and getting collectively yelled at by the teacher because a bunch of people in the back didn't know how to copy and paste a file

Why isn't there a coding for gay guys? Glamputer for C++ock?

She's slutting herself out trying to ""teach people"" visual basic and other entry level crap. She must a least understand that once her looks fade as a model, she doesn't want to sell her body as a cheap whore on the red light district.

>>61246435
I'm klossy enough

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Would you lick her klosshole?

>>61246449
tech is dead

I feel this would be a great program if they taught C instead. Ruby is a garbage memelang for hipster web devs.

>>61249984
The one person in the room who actually knows anything.

>>61249984

BLEACHED

>>61247559
>>61247628
shes a literal child friend

>>61247763
>text editors, command shells, and a bunch of other shit
why the fuck wouldnt you use a simple to understand IDE designed for teaching like bluejay

>>61247290
So they can harp on unequal pay when the girls who are shit at coding get lower wages. And they can harp on discrimination and mass unemployment when these girls get fired and never hired again. And yes, a social economy and/or full communism is their goal. It has been all along.

>>61250172
Who cares, they make good diversity hires and let management pat each other on the back.

I think it's me, it must be, everything I touch becomes this, I'm like a SJW Midas.

>>61246449
how do i join

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>>61247290
you know damn well why
>>61247309
oy vey!

>cd ..
>cd ..
>chmod 755 deez_nuts

bout three fiddy

>>61252288
You're not funny.

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@61252304
fuck off kike
go back to the oven

>>61252348
You're not funny.

>>61248250
Pretty great note tbqh. This girl probably gits more than 95% of /g/

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@61252377
well if that's not funny to you, you know what is? those "millions" turned into soap and lamp in Auschwitz

>>61252404
You're not funny.

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> Read Comments
>"KWK is a summer camp for girls who are interested in STEAM and coding, specifically!"
>STEAM
>mfw

>>61252404
Not cool

>>/pol/
>>/the_donald/
>>fagforums

>>61249951
>in a tech club
You had self-selected and motivated learners who probably already had some background and a lifetime of training from their computer programmer parents. You probably also left some people behind who didn't have that background already, which people running an actually accountable program can't do because they are actually accountable for what they do.

>>61251029
If you are teaching an actual curriculum for actual novices, you need to go through all of the pedantic shit, and they do use an IDE, but an IDE that mirrors how things are actually done in the real world.

>>61252404

Who won the war?

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>>61252735

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>>61252744

I don't see a hammer and sickle on Russia's flag anymore m8.

Top tier branding from "Klossy". Was going to post something about licking but have to respect her business skills. She clearly has writing disabilities and it must not have been easy for her to start.

>>61248719
Kloss is Boss

>>61246449
>>61247451
I had the most weird feeling after watching these. I laughed, cringed, and was angry, sad and annoyed at the same time because these dumb bitches will probably replace so many talented guys just because they are female "coders".

>>61252758
That wasn't the question.

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>>61253347

http://dominique-demetz-ddemetz.c9users.io/
>only 2 genders
>kopyright

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>>61253437
The source.
Ouch.

@61252377
YEV YO

>>61252387
I use TFS, sue me

>>61252304
>>61252377
>>61252425

yes, he is funny butthurt kike

>>61247577
unironically kill you are self

>>61247143
T. Klossy

>>61253175
only in web development

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>this thread
klosst it

>>61248250
>1, 10, 500 - interger(whole number)
What the fuck, so what scope are we talking about, integers or whole numbers?

nigga doesn't know what the fuck subsets of real numbers are

>>61253395
i had a giggle m8

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>>61253877
it's pretty funny actually, their actual site is powered by a third party named "wix"

https://www.kodewithklossy.com/

>>61246435
>not wanting a Victoria's Secret supermodel who has even the most rudimentary knowledge and interest in programming

y'all gay lmao

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>>61246435
>>61247309
>>61247327
>>61247373

Go fork a repo.

Anyways, what is this some sort of Shitty Flac type thing?

>>61247143
fag

>>61247246
cheap_but_effective_kek.exe

I'm a newfag, where does the "cd cd kode" meme come from?

>>61254252
You say that as if its some kind of uncommonly used service

>>61247309

Was on a dev team with a couple women, can confirm. Literally only half an hour per day was spent coding, the rest was us joking we would rape them on the spot and demanding they'd make us all sandwiches

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>>61254880

>>61255014
LOL why would she post that

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVpfZWJFDoo/

>learning ruby.
>making a site on Wix.com

Is this memes?

I'd love to see a *****OPPRESSED***** feminist in the army or military service

>>61255014
My favourite is
>cd code

>>61255024
because retards who dont know any better fall for this.

Is this a scam or good marketing? Kloss has to making sweet millis with what seems to be minimal coding skills.

This meme is still going huh.

>>61255228
She wrote 4chan in a single weekend, shitlord

>>61250010
Made my day.

>>61255219
So its fake? Sad.

>>61246449
jesus fucking christ. End this right now

>>61246435
i want to code her pu%%y

>>61247577
MAAAH LORD THAT FONT RENDERING

>>61252348
TOP KEK

>>61254252
She does commercials for them.

making a matchmaking func.
For the moment I just add players in an array. And every 5seconds I sort the array by player score and match them by 2.
But
1) i think this global func will become a bottleneck
2) i'd like to add a blacklist so 2 players can't be matched. (blacklist if 2players seems to cheat for example)
If anyone have an idea.

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>pffft all these programs are just super basic intro programs
>i'd like to see them write a dynamic linked list prototype function that can print forwards and backwards
>fucking girls suck at coding
>they should just be my wife and cook me my favourite chicken tendies while i complain about pajeets on /g/
>this is why i cant find a job anymore

god, you are a pathetic :^)

>>61247309
Nice to know that rape jokes brought us software like linux and gcc

>>61256003
t. Klossy Koder

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>>61256003
klossy pls go

>>61255973
How many players are you expecting? You can sort in n log n and match in n. Should be pretty fast even for 100k players every 5 seconds.

Just timed it in python on my old laptop. Takes about 0.35 seconds

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>>61248250
git status compares changes to the local repo.

Dumb piece of shit

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>>61256003

Lol you follow narratives to the letter don't you? Can't wait for the >>>/pol/ greentext

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>>61247327

> h-hey guys, like fighting for multiculturalism is in now r-right? If I do that I'll be considered hip and guys/girls will want me right?

>>61256110
Whoops forgot a 0. It only takes 0.035 seconds on average. So if you use a good server and write it in a compiled language it's pretty much nothing

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stoppit boys :c

dont you dare chown/chroot into my bum bum!

>>61252475
Welcome to the nightmare
http://www.edweek.org/tm/articles/2014/11/18/ctq-jolly-stem-vs-steam.html

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>>61256200
/mount/ /dev/klossy
deboot(y)strap /dev/klossy/bum
mv "dna-bootloader" /dev/klossy/bum
:3

>>61247577
how did you make you font rendering so good? :^)

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>>61256200
I-i-is that a wet patch?

>>61250238
Because gays can program and thus don't need to kode.
Didn't you get the memo? White gays are no longer diverse.

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>>61256287
BRAP

b-b-b-but...
koding > brogramming

r-r-right /g/??

>>61256381
this is a shoop right

I want to gloss her kloss!

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>mfw

>>61256398
>binary
ugh()

What we need is non-binary, inclusive, prygramming or cyding.

>>61246435
>175 replies
Where does /g/ get the energy to be so offended by something so pointless?

>>61256492
Fighting the slippery slope

>>61256492
I wish it was pointless.
We will have to work with those "people", those axewound americans, who got into programming thinking it's "coding" and that it's a social activity and fun.
We will have to refactor their terrible shit into usability, explain to normie boss that their kode never worked and the bugs were just non-deterministic because undefined behavior is a thing, read their terrible documentation where obvious things are commented but magic is not and take the blame for not explaining basic things to them.

>>61256561
Not sure what you're on about, there aren't many women at my work but they seem just as competent as the men at my work.

>>61256596
>Not joining the /g/ hivemind and disregarding all women
>Who even is Margaret Hamilton anyway

Bold move.

>>61256613
>muh cherrypicked examples

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>>61246449

>>61256648
http://www.edudemic.com/stem-vs-steam-why-the-a-makes-all-the-difference/
Retards have been trying to add arts to STEM.

>>61256648
science technology engineering arts and mathematics

>>61256648
They are trying to add Art to STEM

>>61256673
>>61256682
Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde

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>>61256672
>>61256673
>>61256682
Don't let it end like this

>>61256727
STEAMS
+ Sociology

>>61256735
STREAMS
+ Racial

>>61256682
next thing we know correct programming will be a social construct and it's just your opinion whether there's a bug that make a plane crash or not.

>>61256750
STREAMSET

+ Extra-perception + Theology

>>61256755
I wrote a frikken Kompiler

>>61256759
WASTESTREAM

+ Women study
+ African american history

My last name is Klossy and my nickname is Klossy so this thread is fucking hilarious to me

>>61256110
Sry,I though i was on /dpt/
I expect nothing yet... I'd be happy with more than 2 players.
Thx for the test, it shouldn't be a bottleneck then.
Just made this shit to avoid blacklist matches

matches := 0
iter := 0
for len(mmSlice) > 1 {
    iter++
    if isBlackListed(mmSlice[0], mmSlice[1]) || isBlackListed(mmSlice[1], mmSlice[0]) {
        tmp := mmSlice[0]
        mmSlice = mmSlice[1:]
        mmSlice = append(mmSlice, tmp)
    } else {
        go startGame(mmSlice[0], mmSlice[1])
        mmSlice = mmSlice[2:]
        matches++
    }
    if matches+len(mmSlice) < iter {
        break
    }
}

>>61250388
honestly? no. she's only a 6/10. I would only eat the ass of girls that are 8+/10

>>61257020

I might let her give me a blowjob, however.

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>>61247414
>I view it as the same reason you don't see a lot of guys going into cosmetics industry.
it's called "human nature", bro

>>61247216
If this were programming can we get a camp "Coding with /g/" where all we do is write mpv and dwm configs and bash scripts that adds cool tmux features and shit?

>>61246449
So, this is how it ends for all of us. Stacy's invade our space. The Chads will be coming next. /g/, we must find a new career path.

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>>61256682
ONE OF THESE THINGS ARE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.

>>61247444
those could be actual women from the seminar or whaever

[spoiler]>>61246449
I cringed incredibly hard at the "call method"
example [/spoiler]

>>61249875
Cute spider

>>61246449
Why do the powers that be seek to dissolve male-dominated work fields?

Why is nursing and HR being majority women okay but programming and computer science isn't? Why can't we have this 1 thing?

>>61257403
Facebook and Google are tired of paying decent salaries for koders

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>>61252304
>>61252377

>>61257452
I keep seeing the you're not funny stuff, do jews thing that saying that will get people to stop making jew jokes?

>>61257452
You're not funny.

>>61257452
>>>/pol/

Be gone

>>61257468
not sure, it's prob just some autist spamming, i just filtered the string so i dont see it anymore

>>61257477
>>61257481
nah ill stay here on /g/ thanks for trying though kike

>>61255014
Can someone explain why this is supposed to prove that Karlie is a shit coder? She's just cd'ing around looking for her shit. Have you guys ever used Linux before? I could hammer all of that out in like 2 seconds without thinking. Would you guys really judge me for lazily cding around and forgetting what I'm doing for a sec? Because it's not really evidence of anything desu.

not saying she's not full of shit, but this pic doesn't really prove anything

>>61257494
Literally not even jewish. Just don't like fags like you politicising this board.

she's obviously not ugly (inb4 sharp elbows) but i don't understand how this mostly average-looking chick is a model

>>61257514
Models don't have to be "conventionally" attractive. They just have to have striking features and the right body shape, Source: Dated a couple of models.

>>61257498
She's clearly not an expert and neither am I, but the difference is that I don't ask someone to take posed pictures of myself fucking up and post them online, and then ask people to pay for me to teach them shit.

>>61247216
No.
You don't do that not on purpose.

>>61257514
Thin.
Willing to gobble a knob.
Drug problem.

>>61248403
a whole number
captcha: kursus

>>61253463
This should be a CS major meme.

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>>61254895
Well the irony is Klossy should know how to kode her own website.

How tight is her klosshole? What would a kreampie taste like? Is she into melanin rich gentlemen?

>>61257505
And I literally don't hate jews but I'm sick of you tone policing the board.

>>61257688
She shills them on social media so methinks she is getting that benjamin franklin dick from Wix.com

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look at you fucking losers, hunched over your "battle stations", alone, mocking children for not writing production quality code

as if the first thing you ever wrote wasn't also total garbage

it is so obvious that all of this is the result of decades of self-loathing for never being able to even talk to a girl, projected onto the girls themselves

>>61257710
>>>/pol/ and stormbabies need to leave. You faggots never discuss the topic at hand.

>>61257708
I suspect it's very tight due to the amount of kegels she does to stay toned.

>>61257771
>he thinks telling people to go back to pol will make them go back

I'm sure pol is going to go back to pol as soon as the syrian refugees go back to syria which is never

>>61257710
>tone policing

Fuck off cunt. I'm just sick of you cunts making every thread into a big political arguments.

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>>61257735
Klossy and those kids are all wrong, they fucking thing programming is something fun and hip and that "STEM NEEDS MORE GIRLS BECAUSE IT JUST NEEDS MORE GIRLS!" This is bullshit, why can't you see that? Sure some of the anon's on this thread might be a bit crazy but they all have a fucking point. This is a scam, fuck this. Fuck Klossy. They're trying to ruin our field, our hobby, our jobs, I'm sick of normies pushing this gender equality thing, Klossy can't even fucking kode- she made her website off of a "build your own" website, what the fuck?

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>>61249386
Think again

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>>61257784

>mfw 4chan has a parallel refugee crisis of smelly bearded men

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>>61257792
I'm honestly frightened, I don't want more normies. Please, please no.

tfw you will never get a job offer after posting your bash logs of changing directories with a incorrect syntax and calling yourself a koder

tfw you will never be able to scam 100s of women showing your "notes" that are a 10 second copy paste from digital to physical paper without any understanding of the context or the subject

tfw you will never blindly write stuff down that you saw online and get paid for it

tfw you will never get a easy pass specifically for your sexual gender

tfw you will never f.o.s.s klossy in her gnu/hole

>>61256418
Yes.

>>61257708
It'll taste like old sardines, popped zits, and greasy vaginal smegma

id fsck her interior directory if you catch my drift ;)

id also rsync my baby gravy if you catch my drift

id also ssh into her /dev/null if you catch my drift

>>61257859
That feel when you will never give her the khode in her * symbol

>>61257883
that ass sure is risky ;)

>>61256561
I just don't comment code anymore. Fuck it you can read or not. Sometimes I don't even remember what fuck my code does but who cares.

>Having fun programming
Expect when critical code is a broken mess overdue and you need asap solution to some shit that is thrashing data

>>61256672
>a “half-brain” education — that is, an education that heavily favors either left-brained or right-brained subjects — is not good enough.
That's some tasty pseudoscience right there.

>>61257735
>children
the women in the video look like adults

>>61256648
They should change to Stemm
>Science tech engineer mathematics and memes

>>61257932
So you are a shitty programmer who doesn't want good programmers to flood the industry and put you out of a job forever?

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>>61257883
I wuz hear first nigga

>>61257708
U tell me cuz

>>61257921
-rm klosunderwear

>>61257735
The code camps are a fraud, they charge thousands of dollars for teaching introductions too basic avoiding any real problem, with the promise that they will earn hundreds of thousands of dollars with schedules 40 hours weeks and in two years will be promoted to managers or administrators.

The best technical positions are for people who studied in the best schools, have worked years to be able to do some project or publications, and the administrative ones are for people in the business schools.

Just look at all those who promote programming for girls, all are administrators, executive directors or models, people who will never be a working day in the field.

Much of the programming field, lacks glamor, low-paid people doing projects for start ups or office applications for companies.

When all these people in code camps do not find work, poorly paid work or few or no growth capacities, they will leave the labor field, and feminists will continue to blame men, when they sold the idea they are studying to be a leader In technology field not a worker.

They simply sell them a dream that soon broke into a thousand pieces while they take money and fame.

>>61257688
Is it me or it seems that they are the ones pushing for sexual/racial segregation?

>>61257403
Businesses need more developers but they don't want to pay these high salaries. So corporations donate to these charities to act like they care but in reality they just want cheap labor down the line.

Enjoy the $60k+ entry level salaries and $100k+ senior dev salaries while they last. Will not stay this way forever, market will be flooded.

>>61257955
You're lying, they look 16

>>61258001
Market won't be flooded for another decade at the soonest , despite all these initiatives girls still aren't doing stem

We might be fucked in a couple decades though

>>61258020
>girls still aren't doing stem
FUCKING WHITE MEN!

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>boys who just keep creating nude photo stealing programs get mad that Women steal their job since they are plain better
Umm.... like... could we NOT? Ugh... i think i need to like, lie down for a minute...

>>61258001
>tfw would code for $30k in a low cost of living area because I enjoy it
would be nice to make a good salary though...
damn women and pajeets
fuck

Be honest. Would you marry her.

>>61257735
Almost everyone that gets out of college without real experience get overwhelmed on field.
When I was on tech school programming c clipper and some shit in 98, I remember my first job. Even knowing how to program, when you face real code and the real problems it's totally different.
What can be bad is if these ppl are dumped into projects just due gender or color and you end up with a less one programmer in the best scenario, in the worse you end up cleaning the mess.

>>61256003
get fuKed Klossy

>>61258028
Retarded views but damn girl is cute as fuck.

>>61257988
Everyone in every business would benefit from knowing how to code, including administrators, managers, and executive directors.

The future is not going to be a divide between elite and special "programmers" and normie "users", but will be users that code small scripts to do their job for them, because code is a better way for doing repetitive tasks because computers don't get bored and make mistakes.

There is no place for a "programmer" in the future.

>>61258058
looks like a man in panties imo

>>61258058
>girl
anon... >>61258064

>>61258036

if she.shuts_up and she.makes_me_sandwitches then
    puts "yes"
else end
    return "no"

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>>61258028
>>61257688
>tfw no black koding gf

>>61258072
> then puts "D"
or "ring"

>>61258064
>>61258069
Fair enough.
Can't help how I feel and I kind of have a thing for black girls and a prominent mons pubis.

>>61258036
No. I don't even know her.

>>61258072
>>61258100
>more kode than kloss

>>61258112
BBP

>>61258062
No it's the opposite.
I had one boss who know basic programming. Because he thinks it's easy he doesn't understand that you reach tech roadblocks or his requests are complex or required complex logic.

So he say I can hire someone cheaper or that do it faster. When things go shit and he realized it was not that simply so I can ask for more $$

>>61258112
There are qt nigresses, it's not about skin color. She is just fugly.

>>61258130
big big penis

>>61258058
She's right though...

There are more problems with code since the fratboy faggot dicksuckers came into the industry than there has ever been. They just do what their daddy tells them to do without thinking about the wider impact of their work.

>>61258130
don't follow

>>61258137
This.

Fakeprogrammers need to get the fuck out, kloss and khad

>>61258137
Oh shit I misread it. I thought she was talking about a female dominated industry. No I definitely agree with an even split if it's possible to achieve.

>>61258133
Cool fantasy scenario, bro.

>>61258062
This is fine, but instead of using tools for journalists, computer security, video games with graphics engines, talk about integrating software development as if in three months was enough to get a job well paid.

From COBOL, C, Java, or SAP, the idea of replacing programmers or training ordinary employees as programmers has failed over and over again, more people are always needed to create better and better infrastructure software.

>>61258161
>I'm functionally illiterate and still want people to take me seriously.

kys

>>61258148
It's a play on Big Black Cock, big black pubis i presume

>>61258182
It's2am dude chill.

>>61257879
I'd

cd code
cd ..
cd code
cd ..

her, if you know what I mean ;)

>>61258181
We don't need people writing C code or Java. We need people to be able to write SQL queries and short python scripts and maybe some bash or whatever. You clearly don't understand how normies are using computers to get work done.

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What does a klosrt (kloss fart) smell like?

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>>61257792
Real software companies (not SV sjws) wont hire them because they ruin the workspace and are incapable of getting shit done.
The few ones that do might as well count as men.

What's with all the Ruby hate
>>61257800
Even Elon Musk is a notable rubyist

>>61258135
I think it's pretty unfair to call her fugly. Unattractive to you perhaps but does that make a person fugly. Are you fugly if someone is not attracted to you?

>>61258277
Literally COBOL was a language that should be used by bank managers or assistants, but the software grew in complexity until only programmers could work with it, C was a language to make small programs in Unix rather than assembler, software complexity Grew until things like BASH were done to manage the small programs in C, each new software tool that tries to replace the programmers, ends up creating more positions for programmers.

Can you imagine putting whipped kream on her kunt with a kherry on top and devouring it like a pig feeding in a slop tray?

>>61258421
I'd kommit to kreaming her kornhole.

>>61258421

I'd klimb her korn wallis until she grits her teeth and angrily grunts out 'im gonna KUM'

>>61258364
There are legions of shitty programmers out there who add complexity to software by just looking at it.

>>61258364
The problem with replacing programmers is that you can only replace them with more programmers.
When an AI solves this problem, it will no longer need humanity. For anything at all.

>>61258607
I think what we'll have in the next 30 years will still be rudimentary. I don't think they'll replace us yet

>>61256672
So everything except business and fine arts? Hell, most areas of business fall under social science if the course is rigorous enough.

>>61258268
good one

>>61258028

#define coding false

>>61257170
It would end with one summer chad coming and beating up all the basement dwellers over AMD vs Intel & Nvidya.
Not that it's a bad thing.

>>61259070
There'll be that one insane 2nd amendmentfag that ends up shooting chad and 3 other people

>>61258028
I miss gf wah

Also, the only reason /g/ doesn't like initiatives like kode with klossy is because they don't want women in their safe space.

CAPTCHA Megacable Centre

>>61247451
>this is too complicated
>ha yeah i know (calls over the guy who actually knows wtf he is doing)

>>61258277
Never ever I saw any manager accountant or anything like trying to understand code or script. Especially in corporations they say "this is not my job".

Once a manager asked me to give him SQL access so he could do his queries on his own because he "knows basics it". He couldn't figure the db structure so he gone back requesting reports.

The only thing they do is macros on excel. I saw some pretty elaborated macros but that in end run like shit when the sheet increase size.

>>61256648
>>61256672
I'm doing a BA at the moment and I think this is complete and utter crap. STEM is STEM. Don't muddy the waters because you don't think your education is 'real' enough.

>>61259747
STREAMERS are legitimate kkkoders!
you fuKing biKot

>>61246449
>sending a kiss to taylor
She just can't hide it can she

Why would people want to learn how to code from a model ?

Seriously, it's as absurd as asking /g/ how to get a girlfriend

>Klossy will never choke on your Kock
Feels bad manlio

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>>61258028
Pretty sure if they want to solve different issues they should take up another hobby. Programming probably isn't for them.

>>61260091
Halo effect, idiots subconsciously thinking it will "rub off" them, "but there is nothing stopping pretty women from being smart" and other myths.

>>61253463
This exactly like that one CS major memes holy shit!

This is basically not programming just making a pogram type text for you,after you have written everything.