Why are you not using me?

Bumping for the best language in the world.

I exclusively use python nowadays. It's just so easy to shit out code that does what I want. Fuck pep 8 though, I code by my own rules. :^D

I'm 24
I have no coding experience
Where should I start?
Should I just kms?

>>61241041
There is a sale on at udemy at the moment. Look at the python courses on there.

Why are you not using python?
>It has cute snek X2 on the logo
>It's name is a cute snek.

I have to use it at work but it's shit compared to Ruby

>Hurr Python is OOP
>len(somestring)

>>61239290
Doesn't have as much jobs as anything pretty much. These bullshit meme languages floating around here like elixir maybe.

PHP is better.

>>61241270
PHP is the biggest fucking abomination of a language there is.

>>61241252
Python is ok, but Ruby is literally a tranny language.

>>61239290
I was slowly moving my shit from python to go but then I learned all the issues go has with running from Cron

>>61241270
>PHP is better

Shut the fuck up.

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>>61241301
Nice meme kid.

>GIL

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Also it has import addiction.

>>61241315
Ruby is a superior language to Python in pretty much every way except library count.
It just so happens that Rails uses Ruby and trannies are webdev retards, and Rails lets you put together a working CRUD website in one line.

None of those mentally ill retards could write any complex logic using ruby.

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>get the idea to learn ez scripting language for comfy automation of common tasks
>go to learnpython.org
>see pic related
McDonald's is actually max comfy anyway

>>61241315
As an interpred Oop language ruby is infinitely better than python. Ruby syntax is so nice it's almost pornographic. Who cares if sjw web devs use it. Rails is a great web framework btw if you're into that.

>>61239290
>>can do almost anything with me
Hello Turing completeness B)

>>61239290

>everybody is either
>a codebootcamp ruby-cuck
>or
>much compiled language

everybody who can into python is already employed and not idling on the internet

>>61239290
>Python 2/3 split fucks everything up
>Python 4 or something even better will inevitably come along
>*nix is stuck with PERL forever
Fug.

>>61241546
Isn't everything considered a programming language Turing-complete?

>>61239290
Literally every single major deep learning libraries is using Python.

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>>61239290

i just bought a freaking book from amazon i want
to get into this shit so right.

only learn basic OPP with java but i want to be like
mister robot with python xD

>>61241344
Out of this entire list may be "no switch statement" is a real problem, the rest are syntax features. Real problems I have with python are; no multi-line lambdas (local named functions suck dick), GIL and shitty threading (you have to use multiprocessing instead). I don't know why threading even exist there, may be for legacy support. If you need threading you better use event loops and multiprocessing instead.

>>61241252
>something.__length__

>>61241341
>Niggers

>>61239290
not really into coding, started learning javascript but never finished.
started python recently, that language is comfy af

>>61239290
>slow as fuck
>needs bloated interpreter installed

>>61241598
Yeah, his point is that anything that is turing complete can do anything any other turing complete language can do. The only difference is the way those things are done.
Time to read up on your theory, anon.

>>61239290
because Golang is superior in every way