>instert disc >scratching noises >beep sounds

>Insert zip disk
>Pentium II struggle with reading 250MB
>Chugging and farting sounds

>dial your ISP with the modem
>plugging into the matrix sounds

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>insert disc

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>hard drive spins up when inactive for no reason

>>61228259
>insert penis
>screaming sounds
WHY WOULD ANYONE BE UPSET AT ME PUTTING A DICK IN A CD DRIVE?

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>press eject button
>nothing happens

>>61228700
That was funny anon.

>>61228989
>press eject button
>tray pops out with disk still spinning on it

>>61228731
>running binaries from untrusted sources