Let's Get Windows Thread

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>*freshly reinstalls windows*
>*clicks edge icon*
Windows: Alright, yeah! Checkin out the all new and super fast and cool Edge? Rad!

Edge: Hey, alright, dude! How's it goin', man?

>*clicks address bar* "chrome"

Edge: H-hold on a minute, havent you seen I'm faster than both chrome AND firefox? How about that?

>"google chrome"

Edge: A-alright... loading search results for chrome-- Oh, what's this giant search-result-blocking notification here? It says Microsoft Edge is the recommended browser for Windows. It's illegal to browse for other browsers, best leave that for us to handle.

>*clicks google chrome download link*

Edge: Now, wait a minute, i don't think you saw the speed comparison picture, did you see--

>*clicks download*
>*download stops half way through*

Edge: Ohhhh nooooo! Ohhhh darnnnnn... Oh well...

>*redownloads*
>*installs chrome*
>*launches chrome*

Chrome: Yo dawg, wowser, you still using Edge? Better make me your default browser.

>*clicks 'choose browser' in settings*

Windows: Hey there, I'd just like to remind you that Edge is the official recommended brow-

>*clicks chrome*

Windows: Well hold on just a darn minute. Before you switch, try Microsoft Edge-- it's new, it's fast, and it's built for windows 10... unlike those otherrrrr guys... you know who i mean.

>*switch anyway*

Windows: Oh, okay.

>*BSOD*