>Appointment with the diversity officer on Monday H-Has anyone

pack your privilege, cis scum

Looks like you're being replaced for some more culturally aware talent.

Pretend that you are trans and introduce yourself with your own set of pronouns.

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>>61172761
Kinda related to how I found myself in this mess.

I do in bug bounties under a fake name, so I put a form submission in burp for gender to pic related. It actually does generate stack traces on older web apps.

The problem is I was using my personal laptop instead of my work machine to spider some of our internal sites, and it turns out my company has a form where people can report "incidents of hate" or some sjw shit like that.

For those that have never used burp spider, it helps enumerate all the pages of a web application for testing, and will automatically submit forms if you have it configured to do so.

I submitted the form with pic related about 60 times by the time it was done running. And since it's this bitche's job to literally do nothing but read tumblr and monitor for submissions, she instantly noticed it.

What do /g/?

>>61172978
Pretend to be an actual SJW. You should identify as trans and tell her that asking such questions on a form is very problematic. Call out the diversity officer for being transphobic/homophobic. Just keep up a somewhat believable act and you should be okay.

>diversity officer
That sounds dystopic.

>>61172618

>Diversity officer

If that is a real position in your company you should have jumped ship immediately.

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>>61172618
>diversity officer

>>61172978
You need to defend yourself with less privilege, the bulldyke will rip your ass apart if you appear to be actually privileged.
You need to be a trans-gay bearded nu-male.

>>61172618
>diversity officer
I do not understand. How do you officiate diversity?

>>61172618
>"are you gonna fire me bacause i'm gay?"

>>61173093
No need to be a nu-male, just be a super-offended non-binary homosexual or some shit. Turn the tables on them and call out the diversity officer for not being sensitive to your needs. To actually pull this off you do need to get up to speed with some basic SJW terminology and use it in a believable context.

Heck, if you want to go nuclear, you can threaten to expose the company for being trans-phobic via social media or something.

Tell her you don't feel safe and that you identify as a neutral robot

>>61172618
Just tell her you're glad she's there and you hope she'll help improve things, because diversity is good.

Just like everyone else in the corporate environment, be friendly and tell them what they want to hear.

>>61172978
>>61173007
This. I don't know if you need to identify as trans trans as much as you need to oppose binary gender norms as oppressive. Basically convince her you're sincere in opposing transphobia.

>>61172978
Time to kill yourself lad

Workplace shooting on Monday instead.

>>61172618
You're going to need to explain this diversity officer thing anon. Sounds Orwellian as fuck.

>diversity officer
I must ask..
what did she study in college?/what discipline is her degree for?

What the fuck is a diversity officer?

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>>61174882
like this
but even more jewish

>>61174902
you need to go back
>>>/pol/

>>61174941
Shit, the diversity officer's here.

>>61172978
Time to find another job, anon.

Even if you can convince her you weren't hating on trans, you can't explain why you were running vulnerability scanner on the company's internal systems.

>>61175006
>bug bounties

about time op realizes their middle school tier "humor" isn't appropriate for professional environments

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>>61175112
More like you should use a different email for personal use from work use a l w a y s.
Companies shouldnt have the right to fire you for having any kind of sense of humor let alone dig through your private online life like that but that's a different matter.

>>61175154
>dig through your private online life like that but that's a different matter.

it's not digging through someone's private life when they're on a company network and doing work for the company

>>61175164
Oh dear, you are very naive, honey.

>>61175210
Sorry but that's a fact. Companies have the right to restrict what is done/said/etc. on the networks they own. Have you ever had a job?

>>61175221
That's not the issue, babe. You sure you are employed in IT?

>>61175253
>that's not the issue

Sorry but it is. Please graduate high school then come back.

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>>61172978
Hilarious

>>61172978
retard

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>>61172618
>>61172978
my sides.

you talked the talk now it's time to walk the walk, i'm sorry for you anon, I hope the job was shit to begin with.

>>61175112
Neither is gabbing on about how much a slut Brittany is.

>>61174882
A corporate fun Gestapo, ensuring the work environment is as miserable as possible and you're constantly on eggshells about offending the nearest vagina person.

>>61173560
This. No hope of finding another job after this.

>>61172618
So? You don't identify as a black genderqueer lesbian?

What are you some kind of shitlord?

>>61172618
>>Appointment with the diversity officer on Monday
>diversity officer

your first mistake op

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>>61175221
How funny I do have a job, however it seems rather silly to discriminate against people acting upon different views. Hiring a diversity officer who is clearly just there to enforce their own libtard views is rather wrong imo. It's digging in someone's personal life if you are targeting biased actions that contrast your own biased views. If a company was being run responsibly OP would have been told to stop showing his personal bias in whatever he's doing instead of hiring someone that wants everyone to want to agree with them.

>>61175432
hate to break it to you but nobody wants to hire a middle school sperg like op and firing them is the best action to take

>>61175432
It's why your social media to be as normie-friendly as possible and don't talk about anything but mundane bullshit to your insufferable coworkers. Better yet stop going on social media at all, it's complete virtue signalling cancer.

>>61172618
Nope. I bet they detected you posting "I hope all n****** die" on /pol/ again. You should have seen it coming, dumbass.

>>61174902
Go back to /pol/
>>61173637
Go back to /pol/. You aren't even using Orwellian correctly.

>>61175617
Everyone is /pol/ here, normie. Some just hide it better.

>>61175617
>You aren't even using Orwellian correctly.
Not him, but I'm fairly sure "thought police" is an orwellian concept, or at least named as such by Orwell himself.

>>61175638
not true
either you're /pol/, apathetic or a fucking redditor

>>61175696
Dont' worry /pol/lack, you don't have to hide it from em.

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It's time for this virulent SJWism to stop. The radical left has invaded everything.

>>61176469
it's time for users under 18 to stop using 4chan

>>61176480
see you when you're old enough to post here I guess

>>61176487
"no u" typical underage reply

so this is the power of /g/ in 2017

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>>61172618
>>61172978

>>61176480
I sexually identify as a 19 year old Japanese female. What now?

hey it's me it's your diversity officer i'm reporting your ass to corporate

>>61176608
making "jokes" like that only proves you're underage, sorry!

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>>61176629
You'll never know who or what I really am, faggot. Just give up and go cry in your safe space with the rest of your mentally ill compatriots.

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>>61176661
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

please stay on your underage containment board. using twitter memes and jokes from 2014 only proves you are a tryhard high school freshman