The NEETPAD

SCART port

>>61160351
>-T420 chassis
id prefer e4300 with blue magnesium cover desu, looks sick, but sure why not
>-4k screen
a bit too much maybe, 1440p should be fine too, save on battery
>-Ryzen 7 / Core i9 CPU
just fuck my battery up, no thanks, what it needs is a decent amd apu with no more thna 4 cores
>-AMD Vega / 1080 ti GPU
see above, apu is enough gpu power without destroying battery life
>-Default OS: you can choose between Windows XP Gold / Clover OS / Temple OS / Moebuntu
doesnt matter ill install debian anyway
>-10TB Dual SSDs
for what purpose? two 256gb nvme ssd is enough
>-128 GB of RAM
for what purpose? 8gb ram is enough, make it fast
>-Default browser: ungoogled chromium
doesnt matter ill install firefox anyway
>-Default video player: mpv
doesnt amtter
>-Default music player: mpd
doesnt matter
>-keyboard's "windows" key automatically takes a screenshot, opens browser and creates a memetop thread in /g/
implying my windows key isnt already bound to this :^)
>-available colors: thinkpad black and owo pink
blue and red is basic human right, silver should be included too and maybe orange
>-available only used
no ty i like my device without cum stains on them

what else?

Serial port for remote kernel debugging obviously

>>61160351
>Moebuntu
It's literally just ubuntu with a new theme, no need to treat it like a fork.

Would rather the default browser was google ultron.

>>61160712
This

/thard

>>61160351
>Ryzen 7/Core i9 in a laptop
>No Gentoo or Arch
>Ungoogled chromium
>No libreboot
I'm not impressed.

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Thin
Runs 10+ hour from battery
Low-power underclocked I7
16 gigs of ram
13" fullhd IPS screen
Passive cooling
Libreboot support

>>61160903
>I7
>Libreboot support
Choose one

>>61160903
>Thin
>Only 16 Gigs of RAM
No thanks

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5:4 or 1:1 aspect ratio and a mechanical keyboard.

>>61160351
>tfw I fell for the 128 GB of RAM meme

>>61161000
Don't worry, you're future-proofed for the next 50 years!

>>61160351
-Ryzen 777
-GTX 9080
-128PB dual SSDs
-16TB of RAM
-mini nuclear reactor instead of battery
Here, I improved it!

>-Default browser: ungoogled chromium

no such thing.

It would be default windows browser, Edge, and/or whatever linux folks like.

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>>61160351
>owo pink
do want

>>61161046
HOT

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desu just give me a T420 with~

>Ryzen + Vega
>1440p display
>9-cell extended battery
>32GB RAM
>2x 1TB SSDs (850s maybe)
>Fedora KDE

Either that or an X62.

>>61160948
>>>/V/
8gb is more than enough
My footprint Is almost always under 2gb

>>61160351
>x1 carbon chassis
>zen apu 4 cores 8 threads 1024sp 4GB hbm on 7nm fab rated 15W tdp
>16GB RAM
>1TB ssd

>>61161046
Fucking awful color choice.
OwO pink should be a pale pastel pink

>>61160422
Europoors get out

>>61160351
VHS drive

>>61161198
>should be a pale pastel pink
OwO i see you are a man of taste

>>61160422
>SCART port
that made me spit out my water

>>61160351
>that shitty keyboard layout

>>61160519
>the anon who has a jet stream over his head at all times due to the sheer quantity of jokes that go over it

>>61160351
>-T420 chassis
T60
>-4k screen
1600x1200 is ok
>-Ryzen 7 / Core i9 CPU
make it FX/C2D/POWER/ARM/MIPS/RISCV
>-AMD Vega / 1080 ti GPU
newest intel
>-Default OS: you can choose between Windows XP Gold / Clover OS / Temple OS / Moebuntu
gentoo iso usb
>-10TB Dual SSDs
>-128 GB of RAM
>-Default browser: ungoogled chromium
>-Default video player: mpv
>-Default music player: mpd
>-keyboard's "windows" key automatically takes a screenshot, opens browser and creates a memetop thread in /g/
>-available colors: thinkpad black and owo pink
>-available only used
perfect

>no 3:2 aspect ratio
>more than 8 GB ram
dropped

>>61160422
SHART PORT? LMAO

>>61160422

unironically this for gaymen on a nice rgb crt

>>61160351
>Ryzen 7
>not Threadripper

>>61162691
its called vga you nigger

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>>61162733
>tfw fell for the 16 GiB RAM meme

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>>61162733
>he cant afford 32gb of ram

6gb ram

>>61162948
>>61162896
>>61162733

What's wrong with 8+4?

>>61163320
MUH DUAL CHANNEL

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>>61160351
x220 chassis, the thicc speakers on either side of T420 keyboard are not autism-safe desu and i mean who actually listens to anything on laptop speakers

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>>61163333
how bout the x200s?

why do people keep talking about ungoogled chromium it isn't even supported there are CVEs building up
use iridium what the fuck

>>61163414
>iridium
>"Chromium (which Iridium is based on) is a very secure browser, yes. But it does call home to Google. And we did even more to enhance security to the maximum extent possible."
house negro fuck off

>includes find a job software

>>61163507
how do i hack facebook? thanks.

>>61163327
what about triple channel 4 + 4 + 4

thoughts on the kde slimbook?
http://kde.slimbook.es/hardware

i might be able to actually get one really cheap through a friend whose company has bought a few to many and theyre just selling them off for cheap in a few weeks at an office surplus shop since the money for those notebooks was government subsedized.

>>61163556
first find me a modern laptop with room for fucking 3 DIMMs

>>61163474
chromium does
iridium doesn't
read some more dumby
it's basically ungoogled chromium the maintained version

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>>61163744
>iPhone
Post the real version, fag.

>>61163836
just buy it and tell us how it is
the world isnt going to stop turning because you didnt buy lenove or apple

>>61164709

>change the text in the speechbubble
>forget to change the massive header text

What a dumb fuck you are. How impossibly stupid can on person be?

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You motherfuckers with your thinkpads. Pic related is what you should be memeing about. What a nice computer.

>>61165186
what is that
a niggerpad?

>>61160519
kys my dude

>>61162710
It's a /vr/ meme, and you are totally right, vga beats scart in every way

>>61165146
The new iPhone IS the ThinkPhone.

I think there was an even more edited verson that has a TrackPoint StylePointer too.

>>61165210

nip-pad (aka panasonic Let's Note)

>>61165210
Gookpad

>>61165186

>I want to be a Japanese schoolgirl with nerdy tech tehehehehe!

Neck yourself.

>>61165186
Looks very nice but it lacks a pointerstick.

The hinges could be better too. Otherwise it appears to be the perfect laptop.

>>61163744
>no SD card slot

>>61161252
>man