>tfw gookmoot tries to infect you

>he has an anti-virus installed

>>61150919
>tfw my virus says it found a virus

>>61150908
>>61150919
Yeah wtf is this, 2005? Who the fuck uses an anti virus anymore lmao. If you get a virus in today's internet world, you must be REALLY REALLY dumb and shouldn't use one in the first place.

>>61150970
Oh no my feels :'(

>>61150908

>>Oh look my Antivirus picked up a threat!
>>Better keep paying for more antivirus!

Stay stupid, anon.

>>61150919
>>61150970
>>61151017
People that have viruses on their computer and don't even know it

>>61151027
I have a troojan wat do?

>>61150908
>tfw linuxfags won't even notice they have a virus because there is no live detection
POORFAGS BTFO

Viruses are so runescape days... When you don't know if the auto talker or doubling gold program you downloaded had a key logger in it or not.

Having anti virus today... Lol

>>61151053
Clamav is good right?

>>61151078
Doesn't have live detection

>>61150908
>windows
>avast
https://landave.io/2017/06/avast-antivirus-remote-stack-buffer-overflow-with-magic-numbers/

>>61151086
it doesn't need to run all the time

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

>>61153122
thanks faggot now my second partition was wiped

>>61150919
Don't listen to this retard.
Avast is the shit.

>>61153162
Until it MITM your ssl traffic and the chinks get all your banking info.

Use https you baka

>>61150919
I occasionally pirate a copy of Avast(from trusted source) and then scan the entire computer for viruses, after cleaning I uninstall.

>>61151027
Yeah, like OP.

>>61153220
there is no need to pirate avast if all you do is a scan for viruses. You can do that with the free version.

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33KB, 993x636px

>>61154527
Pic related.

Avast is easily the best AV right now, you just have to not install/disable 90% of the retarded marketing dept shit that is bundled with every AV nowadays, and set it to silent mode of course.

>send friend an autohotkey script
>AVAST HAS FOUND A TROJAN
>they just want avast to fuck off and tell me they can't open it
>tell them to get it out of quarantine
>avast freezes and literally won't let them do ANYthing
fuck antivirus

>>61151078
ClamAV is literally there to stop windows malware from proliferating

rkhunter's for ganooo slash lunatix malware

>>61154600
>hacking your friends
pathetic

>>61154675
I have a good reputation, none of them believed that but were just pissed off by their antivirus

>>61154600
Yea, avast took my computer hostage once,froze.
the piece of shit protects it's own process so you can't kill it

>>61154685
why are you hacking your friends anon

>>61150908
>windows
>anti virus
>.exe
>infected by a lammer virus
very nostalgic your post op

>>61152074
>https://landave.io/2017/06/avast-antivirus-remote-stack-buffer-overflow-with-magic-numbers/
Can someone give a laid-man explanation?

>>61150908
you can check your ENTIRE PC? holy shit the future

>>61154753
>>61154600
It just doesn't want you doing anything stupid. Considering all the Normie's out there

>>61150970
>Being this actually retarded

>>61156099
>using she as default pronoun
Hahaha

>>61156215
that's sexist

>>61151086
Yes it does. It's a different package that you install on top of it and throws console messages.

>>61151068
I kinda agree but there are also some viruses that don't appear through stupidity, but exploit bugs in the browser or os.

>>61156215
lmao thanks for pointing that out

>>61156285
If you don't browse with Chrome, you deserve to be hacked.

>>61150947
Underrated post

A while ago some one posted a link to a detailed writeup on how vulnerable a lot of AV scan engines were to attack due to memory corruption and or elevation manipulation. I wish I saved it.

>>61151078
Yeah... For email servers against Windows viruses it is quite decent.