Irritating and inane tech words and phrases that really piss

>prosumer

iPhone

Gaming X

>>61141490
>Ultimate Mega-Tasking

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>>61141812
>prosumer

>>61141965
>x pro
>x air

Windows

>>61141490
>app
>applet
>code artisan

>>61141490
>retina display

cosplay

>>61141490
POWER USER

Apple

AMD

download: fucking normies think everything is a download

>hamburger menu

social
socialite
socialize
socialism
society
jews

>>61141490
>Single core performance is still relevant in 2017

>>61142064

yes, (((you))) fluent kinky millenial sob.

some programs need it, gay-ass.

>>61141812
>prosumer

>>61141490
>free open-source software

>hack

>>61141490
>Phablet
I don't think I've heard that in a long time, since phones are normally big now "phablet" has kind of died off

>>61141490
>web """developer"""

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>>61141490
>ghz

>FUTUREPROOF

>PREMIUM CASE FAN

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>rig
You just know the poster is a /v/ manchild

>>61142044
Better download that PDF onto the internet!

>>61141490
Anything with rainbow LED's just make me cringe so I guess.
>RBG

>>61142121
> free open-source software
I hate this.
It is Free/Libre, Open Source Software. When will idiots learn that?

>>61142354
No. Its free/libre software

>Innovative
>Powerful (refering to software)
>From the ground up
>Best x ever
Basically every buzzword apple use in their keynotes / ads

>"raise a ticket"
>"throw an exception"
i hate you

>gigs

Algorithm

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>>61142457
>Just disable UAC

>>61141490
> tech

Haslel
Kabylake
Skylake
i9

>>61142599
>just disable AV, it's a false alert

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>minimalist

which means of course a neutral coloured background and pastel-coloured icons with 3gb of bloat running in the background

>>61141490
"""Windows Update"""

>>61142641

>black hax forum

HY GUYS JUST INSTALLED ADOBE CC BUT MY ESET, KASPERSKY AND WINDOWS DEFENDER HAVE DELETED THIS FORUM PATCHES !!!!

Mod: it's a false positive.

>>61142422
>Powerful(refering to hardware)
While I agree with this, what would would you use to refer to the relative performance of a hardware component?

>Efficient
>Effective
>Capable
Those are the ones I can think of now, but really Powerfull seems to be the best word to convey "good relative performance" in an adjective.

>Industry 4.0

>>61142687
>>61142641
>>61142599
this reminds me of cracked ESET NOD32 for ((security))

>>61142289

Gigahertz?

>>61142719
>relative performance of a hardware component?
Powerful, duh, like I said, it only grind my gears when they use that term with software.

WEB 2.0

>machine
>chip
>thread

>>61142756
Not him, but I think he's referring to the improper capitalization. Should be GHz

The cloud
apps

>>61142719
Why would you change
>Powerful (refering to software)
to
>Powerful(refering to hardware)
?

>The Cloud
>Agile
>XaaS
>Reactive
>Web 2.0
>Growth
>Entrepreneur

Everything that is wrong with technology.

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>>61141490
>Internet of Things

>>61142871
I still don't understand what that is supposed to mean.

>>61142936

devices with ip addresses basically. "smart fridge", "smart light bulbs", "smart water bottle" "smart toilet", "smart double-ended dragon dildo"

hardware that never needed to be on a network suddenly going on a network with insecure firmware. so you can control your lights with your phone but ranjeev can steal your wifi password and install a bunch of botnet bullshit on your laptop because of it

>>61142936
Internet of things are things connected to the internet. Smart TVs, smart crock pot, smart refrigerator, pretty much anything with smart in the name.

>>61141490
>scope

>>61142004
>>61142010
>>61142021
>>61142030
>>61142035
>>61142038
>>61142043
You didn't get (you)s for a reason.

rig, battlestation, streamlining, user experience, webdev, internet of things ie smart anything

>rockstar coder
i'll fucking shoot up your office i swear

>>61141490
>productivity

It's what you hear all the consumer faggot youtube types harping on about, especially the tech journo faggots.

Fuck off and get a job you sweaty little cunts.

>>61142315
>premium
Fucking pricks with their premium feel cardboard boxes

>>61142091
Hoo boy, he mad

>>61141490
phablet is not a thing anymore.
Now they are call "compact"

>>61143093
smart means with a computer in it.
iot means connected to botnet and no way to update it.

>>61143274
>Fucking pricks with their premium feel cardboard boxes
How to install premium cardboard box into my case? Pls respond.

>>61142330
Well technically...

>>61142737
>ESET NOD32 for ((security))
>ESET
Electronic Set
>NOD32
Nodes
Dunno why i thought this when i saw it.

>>61142328
No, the /v/ term for your PC is "Battlestation".

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>darknet
>darkweb
>hacker (traditional meaning is basically lost)

>the cloud

>>61143093
This

>gpu boost
>Turbo boost

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I'll just go through my filter list

>normie
>weeb
>gentoo
>meme
>really makes you think
>botnet
>what went wrong
>find a flaw
>hack
>hacking
>friendly
>anime website
>screenfetch
>speccy
>ryzen
>nvidia
>amd
>intel
>privacy
>foss
>daily
>mac
>apple
>microsoft
>windows
>clover
>our guy
>poo
>pajeet
>why aren't you using
>cia nigger
>rice
>ricer
>what you are referring to as linux
>templeOS

the list goes on

>>61144208
Wager that if you actually filtered all that you'd only have 1 or 2 threads total left on all of /g/.

I don't see why you folks get your panties in such a bunch just because people are using silly words and shitpost a lot.

>>61144208
Add 'thread' and 'general' and you would have no threads.

Botnet

>>61144300
>>61144343
Quality over quantity my friends. Also I have many tabs open at once, so I care very little if a single one lacks much content. My life doesn't revolve around /g/

Gaming

>>61144396
>Quality over quantity
You sounds like one of the 5 people who browse Lainchan.
Sure quality is good and all but you'd need something truly special for it to be worth the 1 post a month thing that they've got going on.

>Gaming Laptop

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>>61141978

Shopify, Spotify
Musically, Grammarly

Extended Frequency Range
Professional users
Napols
TeneightyTIE
RX Vaygah

>>61144453
Sadly, there's nothing I can do about it. Every thread with those terms I listed in it ends up being the same as every other one like it. If you spend enough time here, you get bored and move on, unless you enjoy the same memes over and over and over.

>>61144785
This. Same shit, different day. I appreciate the generals, though.

>Using "code" as a verb
It's called programming, you plebs. Code is what you write. You wouldn't food a burger; you would eat a burger.
>"Spin up" a VM
Nothing spins. You're just trying to make it sound exciting to cover up the hollow sadness in your life. You might as well say you're going to "incinerate" a VM, for all the accuracy the word provides.
>Box
Just say computer. If you're too lazy to do that, maybe you shouldn't say anything at all.

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artificial intelligence
neural network
machine learning

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>>61143986
>Deep wed.
>Red rooms.
>Silk road.
>Internet assassins.

Any of the "spooky & taboo" deep web stuff.

app

It was once the equivalent to exe, what the fuck happened

>>61145816
>Red rooms
Nope

>>61142719
Why would you misquote someone like that?

>>61141490

Jiff

>>61141490
>Pro
>Extreme
>IoT

>>61141490
>dongle
>pronouncing .gif with a "J" sound
>pronouncing GUI as "gooey"
>nipple (trackpoint)
>anything branded for "gaming"
>"oldschool port"
>USB (flash drive)
>misusing "disc" and "disk"
>apps
>brick (anything not pertaining to a crash)
>vintage
>geek
>dock (taskbar)
>linux (GNU/Linux or GNU+Linux)

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>>61146063
>pronouncing .gif with a "J" sound
Correct.

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>>61141490
PERFORMANT

ITS NOT A FUCKING WORD, YOU DON'T JUST GET TO MAKE UP SHIT AND CALL IT GOOD

>>61146063
>Gin

>>61144953
> you wouldn't food a burger
But you would drink a beer

>>61146135
Only if it were free, open-sourced beer.

Thumb drive. I have to say it to the plebs from time to time and I die inside a little bit.

ecosystem

>gartner magic quadrant
>heuristic detection algorithm
>lower your TCO

When I see sales slicks with this in it, I move the @domain to spam.

"Bandwidth" when referring to workload rather than network capacity.

>coding
>bucket
>expensive
>user experience

>>61146063
There is nothing wrong with brick?

>>61146119
>Yiff

>>61141490
iPhone
iPad
iWatch
iTunes
Macbook
Apple TV
OS X
iOS
Retina Display
Magic Mouse
Magic Keyboard
Airplay

I'm sure there's more

>>61146207
brick you, dude

>>61141490
> JavaScript
> Single Page Application
> HTML+CSS for building desktop/mobile "software" UI

bloat

>>61141490
>cyber

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>>61141490
START UPS

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comfy

the marketing droids for tech companies are going to take this reddit buzzwordmeme and run with it any day now if they haven't already started

>>61142044
I don't know, I think most normies don't understand enough things are a download, like viewing web pages, common sense you had to download everything on that page to view it, but most people don't understand this because they don't care.

>>61142194
A web designer builds web pages in css and html. Maybe some JS.

A web developer does server side scripting and database programming.

Whats the issue?

>VR ready

>>61144208
>listing operating systems and architectures
what the fuck do you even come here for

mfw noone posted
> software evangelist

>I dont like change

when it's some faggot running a single core xp machine wondering why application xyz doesn't work

>>61146522
>A web designer builds web pages in css and html. Maybe some JS.
Yeah, that was perhaps the case in 2006.
Nowadays front-ends are complex programs written in jsx, typescript, or some other js derivative with so many layers of complexity you people wouldn't believe.

>>61142289
I bet you pronounce it with a hard 'g' sound instead of the soft 'g' as in the original Greek you pleb.

Doc Brown wasn't wrong when he said 1.21 jiggawatts. That's how gigawatts is properly pronounced.

>>61142641
>Using an anti-virus for security in 2017.
What is this, 2002?

>Firewall and shadow defender and net limiter 4.
>no personal data on system drive.
>disk images to restore.
Done. If anything goes wrong, it's a 5 minute fix to reload the appropriate system image, no extra backup steps required.

>>61146560
>noone

>>61146558
stay mad propfag shill

Android. Anything to do with it. Don't even like Windows phone or iOS I just really can't stand android.

Automagical. Shit pisses me off like when someone says "methinks"

>>61141490
>"JIF" 'soft g' (GIF)
Fuck you Steve Wilwhite, the G doesn't stand for "Jraphics", it stands for Graphics.

>>61141490
>sjw
Stop getting politics involved in tech discussions you retards, this isnt fucking tumblr

>>61146731
Isnt that exactly what you're doing by bringing it up faggot?

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>>61142457
>throw an exception
what's the problem with that?

>>61142936
twitter.com/internetofshit

>>61141490
>device

>>61141490
rich

( captcha: cocuma mingoose )

Newup

>>61142062
Good post

>>61146522
Hey Grandpa, nice to see you on 4chan!