ITT: Normie and/or elder things

type in address.com in google search

>>61136689
Uses tripcodes

>>61135389
>hey anon fix my PC, it's slow

I removed a bunch of toolbars and cleaned up a few things, reinstalled some programs and he was happy. He thanked me and everytime we meet he tells me that I did a good job. However he doesn't know that I watched kiddie pr0n and downloaded it to a hidden folder in his pc. I hid it extremely well. I feel weird thinking about it but he's a good friend.

>>61135389
>ms word crashes
>agh this internet sucks

>>61135389
>have to clear grandpa pc after the funeral
>check out internet history and windows catches
>turn out we had very similar taste
If not my laziness I would do it before funeral and cry there because man of supreme taste left this world.

>>61135389
>people trying to sell thinkpads from 15+ years ago in horrible condition as """""VINTAGE""""" for unholy amounts of money

>>61137071
welcome to /g/

>>61136689
>>61136753
TOPKEK

>clicking on "search" in google
>dragging the scrollbar with the mouse
>not using keyboard shortcuts in general
>typing with two fingers
>looking back and forth between screen and keyboard after every keystroke

These are only minor gripes though. When my mom asks me for help I just use the time it takes her to go to a website for shitposting on 4chan. She's also pretty cool about listening to me explaining what I'm doing even when it's shit that she doesn't have practical interest in. Like the other day, I set up my dad's 15 year old spare computer as a file server and even though she'll never do that herself she let me explain what I did and how it worked, and even asked me to clarify certain things so she could understand it.

>buying books explaining your operating system
>buying magazines for the CD with gratis software
>in 2017
What the fuck, dad?

>>61138494
>dragging the scrollbar with the mouse
I do this. It's my only sin besides having a 74 WPM.

>>61137017
anime girls with dicks?

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>"left click or right click?"
>"single click or double click?"
>double clicks too slow on icon
>double clicks on links

>>61140602

>double clicking EVERYTHING EVERY TIME

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>avoiding 4chan at all costs because it's a dark and forbidden site!

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>closes and re-opens the browser every time they want to go to google
>they don't understand the concept of tabs
>or the concept of the homepage button
>or that the URL bar can be used for google searching

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Wow anon, you BUILT your computer?! Whoa, are you like a super genius or something?

>sends you cheesy online "greeting cards" with disgusting clipart level artwork and annoying sounds for every thinkable occasion

>>61141895
be glad that at least someone thinks of you

>inb4 it's automatically created spam

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>types using the onscreen keyboard on a device that still has a physical keyboard

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I use 100% brightness and you can't stop me!

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>>61136689

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>>61141967
That's okay brah! Use it to compensate since you're not the brightest