>local gym just installed fingerprint machines

>>61128903
In what ghetto do you live tyrone?

>actually going to a gym
>not just getting a power rack, a barbell, plates and a bench and working out in your garage

Neck you'reself.

>>61128903
>not having your own gym at home

>>61129687
>>61129635
This.

>>61128903
If you're really paranoid enough, then fake it.
https://horizon-magazine.eu/article/make-and-fake-fingers-staying-ahead-online-spoofers_en.html

>>61129635
>>61129687

>>61128903
>gym
I want /fit/ to leave

>going to the gym
>not curling your W520

>tfw the botnet doesn't want me to see dem gainz

>>61128903
It's time for StreetStretch!

https://youtu.be/rNE_2v3_JF0

>>61129635
That's almost as impressive as having a home gym and still browsing /g/

So our goyim are going to the gym to give their fingerprints to (((them))), huh

>>61128903
>tfw my fingerprints don't fucking work.
Goddamnit /g/

>tfw burned my fingerprints off years ago in a drug induced paranoia
Would your gym just deny me?

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>>61131578
Not even drug lords burn their fingerprints off anymore and they have a better reason to feel paranoid, it's useless just like plastic surgery which only buys you some time.
Electronic surveillance is every high profile criminal's Achilles heel.

How do you train fingerprints?

>>61129635
This. My grandfather owns a gym directly across the street from me and I still have a home gym in my basement.

They should just be able to switch from finger prints to toe prints, and then create technology able to read fast moving and through shoes at walking speed, so people can just walk into a building and get signed in and continue on without having to sign in.

Why are retina scanners not more common?

>>61128903
If you have a gym membership, you're already known to the botnet. They have your name, credit card, address and phone and all the info those can give, as well as hundreds of hours of documented video recordings of you perving on loose cooches in the mirror

>>61132126
Are you honestly implying that the government which has all your data by default isn't part of the botnet?

>>61129635
bumper plates, oly platforms, atlas stones, strongman kegs, strongman yokes

Fuck... man, it's like you're just starting out at being strong?

>>61132371
You don't really need any of that even if you're an advanced lifter. It's nice to have, but it's not needed. I'd only add dumbbells as a must-have to >>61129635's list.

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This is something I've wondered for a long time: how do people transport home gym equipment to their basement/garage before they're strong enough to lift it?

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>>61129635
>actually spending 100$ a year on a gym
>not spending thousands of dollars for something you'll probably use less than 10 years.

>>61129635
All that shit and gravity is all you really need

>>61133360
Where the fuck do you live that you only spend $100 a year on a gym membership. Also, you can easily find all this shit for 400 or 500 bucks on craigslist. And when you don't need it anymore you can sell it again and get most of your money back. It's not going to lose much value even if you've been using it for years.

@61133319(you)
hardy har, aside from your joke being retarded it is flawed
if you can afford home gym equipment you can afford to pay someone to install it in your home

fucking loser

>>61133435
You didn't reply to my post properly, please delete this and try again

>>61128903
>paying to work out
ahaha oh wow

>using equipment

lel just do push up and sit-ups

>>61133898
t. skelly

>>61133898
And squats and chin-ups and rear lunges and inverted rows.

>>61129635
>has a garage
We are not all billionaires.

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>>61129635
>your garage
Thats where I park my car though. poor fag

>>61134230
>not having a separate garage just to use as a personal gym
poorfags pls leave

>>61134230
I have a three car garage and literally only one bay is open for my car the other two are filled with bullshit from my ex and my mother whos too cheap for a storage unit.

>>61133407
>tfw my gravity is shit where I live

>>61129635
>Not getting gymnast rings and working out outside

>>61133411
The stainless plating on my dumbbells that I've had for ~10 years is beginning to flake off, and the weights have rusted slightly due to repeated exposure to sweat. They wouldn't sell for much. Then again, in total we're talking about $150 in dumbbells and weights that I have used at least on a weekly basis for 10 years.

>>61135915
How aesthetic are you

>>61128903
Rocks>windows

>>61132113
it's even worse idea faggot

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>At gym
>On treadmill jogging
>This cute brunette comes next to me
>Shes powerwalking
>I slow down to powerwalking too
>"Hey hows it going"
>Pre-pretty good you?
>"Great just getting my weekly exercise in, what are you doing?"
>Uhm...uhm just getting into shape y-you know
>"Haha how about drinks on the weekend?"
>Huh oh sure I'm anon whats your name
>"Excuse me?"
>"Hang on one moment"
>"What did you say?"
>Oh nothing sorry I didn't say anything

She was on a bluetooth headset piece talking to someone else.... :/ never went back after that

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>>61136009
Quite aesthetic when I have a pump, but I'm close to the manlet threshold and I haven't done any bulking. I mean, there's only so much you can achieve with 95lbs of dumbbells.

Gym I go to has a card reader and camera right next to it.

>>61136497
There is only one way now, at it involves a rope