Ariane Flight VA238

>>61126038
Maybe i am just dumb milenian, but seeing super expensive rockets to spew some flames and disappear in the sky isnt cool enough for me.
>social media and generally internet and games destroyed my attention span

At least i bumped your thread.

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stream begins

>>61127471
thanks

>>61127471
>spew some flames and disappear in the sky
man if you can't see this sis something far more important and significant than that please just go live in the middle of nowhere and never speak to another human being again

>>61126038
I watch the spacex launches for the landings, because landings are the most exciting part.

Two geosync satellites, getting them into place will be fun.

>>61127533
> don't care about space shit
> Not welcome in human civilization
That's a bit small minded. Civilization is built on the division of labor, and necessarily the division of interest.

>>61127533
Hey, the rockets are so complicated that i cant even grasp the basics (not that i ever wanted to). I always sucked in physics, chemistry was like black magic to me.

Sorry for being lowly peasant, who is into software stuff. Still i bet portion of my taxes went into building this rocket.
>you cant build rockets without peasants taxes

What does it even carry? What is the end goal? And why dont you post some colorful infographic to keep babies like me entertained?

Other stream:
http://www.arianespace.com/mission/ariane-flight-va238/

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>>61127608
I recently talked with a guy who worked on some launches there, and man, even without taking the scientific aspects of the launch into account, just the level of project management that's necessary for each launch is amazing.
No wonder they say space launches are always at the forefront of planning and management techniques.

Boy the countdown is on.

>>61126038
faggots are speaking baguette, how to english

Stupid OP posted the french stream, the one posted by >>61127622 is the right one.

>>61127721
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4yt8rr_live-ariane-5-launch-va238-on-june-28-2017_tech

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>Aryan Space

>baguettes attempting english
Jesus christ, couldn't they have had some PR person who can actually speak the language read the shit?

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>>61127790
You know you like it

>poo in loo sattelite

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Where are the legs? Are they just gonna throw it in the ocean or something? Seems like an expensive waste

And countdown is kill.

>>61127871
I hope it's not a surprise strike. The whole Guyane region has been sensitive this year.

Can someone translate what the fucking teleprompter is saying?

>>61127887
The aliums probably shot down this one too, like musk's rocket that would have carried facebook's satellite, but then misteriously exploded on the launch pad.

>>61127894
>A red has occured on Launch VA238. We have interrupted the broadcast for a few minutes. Coming back very soon.
It's actually there in English too.

A red has occured
what did they mean by this?

>>61127938
I'm not gonna complain, Ariane 5 is an over-engineered expensive piece of hardware that's only commercially viable because the Russians are barely reliable and American private companies aren't viable yet.

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Countdown green again
happening

If dubs the rocket blows up.

how long till were shitposting in space

>>61128101
5:00

When I started watching launches I had like 3 blown up rockets in row. It was awesome. After that I have not seen a single one blow up live.

>>61128054
Huh, good on Europe I guess. I didn't even think it was commercially viable, just a money sink because they didn't want to be dependant on others.

>speak English
>they overlay it with loud france
How do I turn the frogeater off

>>61128120
sweet, the rocket's coming to pick me up? y no 1 tell me

>>61128148
The other stream URL is in this thread.

>>61128148
>>61127736
>>61127622

Launch video for whoever missed it just now
https://x0.at/iKh.webm

Why haven't they strapped a couple gopros on the rocket, like SpaceX does?

Dat acceleration though

>>61128243
Oh never mind, they do have gopros.

>>61128328
I understand the first video.

>>61128379
But what is this?

>>61128575
Looks like dropping a stage while in space over the night side of the earth.