Why don't you own the ultimate desktop processor?

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Why don't you own the ultimate wearable scents?

>>61120254
Your prostrate isn't that far up your ass, you really don't need something long. I think something that long will only make it more difficult to hit it because you'd need to ride like half of it.
And thickness is completely irrelevant for prostrate massages.

>>61120321
You're not a expert buttsexer what do you know

>>61120338
Buttsex =/= prostrate massage. You can massage your prostrate during buttsex, but they're not the same. The ultimate prostrate massager isn't the ultimate buttsex dildo or whatever you'd call that.

>>61120268
must smell like pajeets poo - fresh off the street

>>61120254
bad dragon is such overpriced garbage

>>61120254
>>61120321
>>61120338
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>>61120359
This thread went to shit in record time, didn't it?

>>61120495
It started with the OP, but then again plenty of OP's are shit. So no, it's not really record time.

>>61120359
Of course a fag would know