A unstoppable digital virus is infecting the world
>There's probably rule 34 of tux the linux penguin
I have that virus on this one USB drive
You better not get near me fuckers
>>61118840
>probably
there is
i'm not sure what this thread is but i have to say i hope it gets worse!
>>61118823
>letter a followed by a vowel
get a education
>>61118999
I also want to see what happens. Imagine all the chaos.
>>61119038
i hope as a linux user i get scapegoated as a threat to society as people adopt technophobia as an alternative to facing their own ineptitude
>>61119116
meant to quote
>>61119088
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40416611
>The Chernobyl nuclear power plant has also had to monitor radiation levels manually after its Windows-based sensors were shut down.
Damn Russian hackers trying to blow up their own power plants.
>>61119168
i was sad that WanaCry was dodged so fast. let's hope this one has no kill switch
>>61119204
>reactor blows up
>russia has no power
>cybercriminals cant send the decryption key to anyone ever again
well fuck
>>61118823
>word
You mean windows goim
GNU/Linux Master Race
on the one hand it teaches those dickheads in IT a lesson about letting nancy from accounting run .exe files
on the other hand XP has been stable enough for a fucking nuclear powerplant and now scaremongers are gonna force everyone onto W10
>>61118823
>Unstoppable
>Literally create 1 file in your Windows folder and you're immune
What's really interesting for me is how they use bitcoin in an anonymous way, because it's possible to trace bitcoin transactions.
>>61119204
This is like the 4th time you've posted this today, and you still seem to not understand what happened at Chernobyl. They SHUT DOWN the computers intentionally to run a fucking retarded test, they didn't crash.
>>61119274
First time, and I copypasted that from the BBC article linked above.
If 3 other people copypasted the same thing before me, then clearly the jewish media are to blame.
>>61118823
There is only one solution.
>>61119263
Authors of the virus already modified it. That perfc vaccine of yours is just placebo.
>>61119303
I'd fuck Hexadecimal with my Megabyte dick, bro.
REBOOT the booty ;)
>>61119315
She's dead. Once she spread there is no way to turn back.
>>61119373
Now that's what I call a Waifu-tier character.
Good taste, bro.
>>61119385
>>61119392
Would a reboot reboot work these days?
>>61119403
Didn't you hear? There's that ReBoot Guardian Code they're filming, 26 episodes of it. But it's going to be garbage.
>>61119038
>get a education
brainlet
>>61119168
>BLACK COCK news
>>61118823
It is called proprietary software.
Stop supporting it.
>>61118823
>using Windows
>>61119116
I hope all google employees gets executed for their crimes.
Would be hilarious to have what they have been doing to us done to them.
>>61118823
Ebola.exe?
>>61119270
there are btc tumblers that help exchange your tracked dirty coins for random ones from other shady businesses. Makes harder/impossible to make connections between crimes and organizations / events. Sure you lose some as fee, but who cares if the other way is not to claim them ever.
>>61119456