hello everyone, i bought this computer chair recently from a

If its 3 dollars, just throw it away. It'll cost more to clean it than to drive it away to a dump.

do they smell of curry

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>>61115869
Throw that shit back at that mompopshitshop and get your money. Dont beta and accept it.

>>61115879
so your telling me I just wasted 3 dollars on a chair with shit all over it, and you want me to just throw it away? I would rather clean it up

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>>61115869
Wrap it in a garbage bag, the make a new cover for it?

>>61115885
quite pungent indeed

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>>61115869
>buys a 3 dollar chair
>expects it not to be shit

Bullshit, you just shat yourself on your own chair and need an excuse to ask how to get the stain out.

>>61115869
its shit they found in the trash, save the base and piston if it works

>>61115869
stick your nose on that stain and inhale deeply, what you're smelling is your 3 dollars worth

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>>61115890

It's a lesson learned, and one that only cost you 3 dollars. Ditch the chair and move on with your life.

Take it back. Yell really loudly so everyone can hear how they sold you a shit stained chair and leave it there.

>>61115937
kek

>>61115869
enjoy your bed bugs seriously you are an idiot for bringing that into your home without cleaning it first also 3 dollars for that fuck them you shouldve told them free and fuck off

taking the shitpost to the next level

best t/reahd on /g/ right now

>>61115869
lick it

Did you not even look at it before you paid?

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>>61115869
Op paid money for this...

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>>61115869
you could go to any store reviewing website and post a picture with your receipt and say this is the quality products they sell.


if you are a revenge type personality

>>61116063
You could also take the chair back, and leave it outside the front of the store along with a bag of trash.

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put me on the reddit screencap

>>61115869
Rip it up into pieces and dismantle it.

Put it in a bag and then dump it all over the floor of their store.

They said they don't do refunds but said nothing about returns. You don't need a refund in order to get payback and make a big mess they have to clean up.

You sound like a little bitch take it back and be a man about it.

>>61115869
Use bleach

>>61115869
burn it on front of the store

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>>61115869
Was it a store run by Indians?

>>61115869
Put your cum towel over it. Good as new.

Don't be such a consumerist faggot.

Look up reupholstered office chairs. For 15 bucks in foam, spray on adhesive, and fabric of your choosing you could have a nice office chair that's clean and new.

I chuckled when I saw the picture at first, but then I realized that something terrible must have happened when the previous owner was using it to comfort his buttocks whilst playing Half Life 2

Just admit that it's your own chair. You're anonymous.

>>61115890
you'd rather scrub shit than lose 3 dollars.

this is the laziest trolling ever.

i'm gay