What did he say, /g/entoomen?

I use Apple products.

>>61094222
>inb4 some autistic 16 year old linux shit

he doesnt have to say anything, he followed this guide:
>be attractice
>dont be unattractive

>>61094222

"I don't browse /g/"

>>61094222
Filthy bionic lifeforms.

>>61094222
>I have a healthy lifestyle and only invest a necessary amount of time in front of a computer

>>61094222
>I convince people online to install arch linux

I program obscure FORTRAN and COBOL dialects on ancient mainframes, usually while an on-site technician types what I say and reads the output over the phone.

>>61094222
>Did you know that I use Arch Linux

>>61094222
>my family is rich

>>61094267
/comfy/

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>>61094222
Jokes on you OP. He doesn't have to say anything, women automatically open their legs for Chads

>>61094222
I haven't had sex in 10 years, how the fuck would I know?

>>61094359
this desu

>>61094222
I don't even use a gui

>>61094275
THIS. The only true answer.

>>61094222
Checkem

>>61094222
I work at an startup making websites

>>61094297
girls hate being bored
being a fuckup is entertaining as fuck

boondocks explains it rather well, ironically the season they explain this shit in was entirely produced by women, so it must be true.
>tfw i made myself and my life boring as possible for this very reason
fuck bitches, and fuck this stupid fucking game of life.
i'm gonna go play minecraft now, at least that way i wont get aids or nagged till deaf

>>61094359
I havent had sex in 22 ever.
Beat that fagoot.

>>61094222
please do the needful

>>61094455
at least I had sex with a girl.

>>61094483
Cool. How much did it cost ?

>>61094222
>I prefer consensual sex in the mission position for the sole purpose of procreation.

I just shorted ETH

>>61094297
>3 kids
>4 baby mamas

>>61094505
I had to pretend I was into girls for a year.

>>61094505
One dignity.

>>61094222
>gentoo is shit

"I've installed Gentoo on my dicc"

>>61094563
you are basically saying your dick is useless

"I know C."

>>61094584
Lulz

"I can fizz buzz. Fuck me"

Please allow me to interject for a moment.

>>61094515
I shorted it with ETC 4 days ago. I domt know why I didmt just put it into fiat.

>>61094455
>22
Step it up, 27 here and on my way to the wizards n shiet.

2D fucked up my brain really bad and can't find anyone in real life attractive. I'm not complaining though.

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>>61094222

remember when people actually edited the file

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>>61094455
31 here. Git gud.

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>>61094222

>>61094222
Install Gentoo

>>61094222
"Install Gentoo"

>>61094442
we all know you're actually just depressed that you can't find a gf

>>61094758
27 and one third.

However, I do have a date with a 20yo almost-oppai-loli this Canada Day, so you might be the only one going to Hogwartz in 3 years.

>>61094555
Trips confirm

>>61094222
I don't play video games or watch anime

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>>61094222

>>61094222
FLASH!

>>61095094
>depressed that you can't find a gf
this is an oxymoron. when you get a gf, you'll genuinely become deppressed.

>>61094222
She only has one boob and had a mastectomy. So she is desperate to fuck.

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>>61094874

>>61094222

Yeah I just closed a deal and made a nice commission. Wanna go to my Puerto Negro beach house next week?

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>>61094222

>>61094442
Become a PUA anon. Women are just looking for guys with status and or money. I have costumes i wear when i go out to pick up women. Suits. Construction clothes. etc whoever i feel like being that day..

>>61094874
>Slight kek
Not bad

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>>61094222

>>61094222
>FLASH

ay bby u want sum fuk

I use Arch with a tiling window manager and transparent shells with a minimalistic wallpaper

see >>61096465

>>61097922
Gibe wallpaper pls :DDD

>>61098294
Git gud. I made it myself and i'm not sharing.

>>61095232
Audible kek

>>61094458
>>61094873
>>61094874
>>61095060
>>61095232
>>61097342
>>61097485
Wow none of these are funny, shocker.

>>61094222
>I unironically installed Gentoo

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>>61098405
>USSR
>Advanced
Pick one.

>>61098452
>britbong nanny state
>advanced

pick one

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>>61098470
We're one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world, why do you think we can handle such impressive surveillance?
And if you've nothing to hide, why worry?

>>61098470
They do have high rez spy cams on every corner.

>>61098452
>First humans in space/objects in space/space station
>2nd largest economy
>Higher caloric intake than UK or US
>Superior computer processors with fewer bugs
>Vastly superior educational system, free for all as well as abroad students
>Superior and universal medical care
>Largest and most effective military in history
>Largest nuclear arsenal
>Largest electrical production at the time
>One of the world's fastest growing economies at the time
>Never any depression
>Never starvation (WWII and civil war exceptions)
>No homelessness
>No drug addiction problem
>very little crime

Tell me again how capitalism is oh so clearly the better system?

>>61098452
he said "humanely developed", not "technically developed'
luckily no one cares about humans

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>>61098512
I'd say that is pretty advanced.
Mummy May is just trying to keep us safe.

>>61098518
>Bankrupting yourself to flex to the USA and somewhat to the rest of the world before burning yourself out and collapsing to capitalism.
So, the USSR is nothing more than a bodybuilder? :^)

"I have a very large amount of money"

>>61098539
The USSR needed to keep up with the bottomless pit of borrowing money that capitalism is capable of. In a capitalist economy, you can borrow immense amounts of money without serious economic consequences, but the Soviets actually paid for the shit they built. Not to mention being a backwards agricultural country before the revolution and coming to parity with the most powerful capitalist nation in 30 years.

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>>61098552
You mean Trump's pick up line?

>>61098569
>Needed to keep up
Nice false dichotomy.
They could've cared about their people, instead of starving them for a pointless display of power, before no longer being a communist country circa 1990s.

>>61094516
infant mortality

>>61098583
>starving millions

Yea, like how all capitalist countries literally do nothing to stop the immense starvation that goes on not only abroad but WITHIN THEIR OWN BOARDERS?

>>61098491
Yeah, really impressive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes

Almost as impressive as all the terror attacks it didn't prevent.

I know VHDL

>>61098405
Your next line will be: Is this a JoJo reference?

"You validate my existence, and I'm interested in your mind and hobbies"

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>>61098599
Communism has killed more people than capitalism. - Also, the USSR, along with most communist countries who didn't adopt capitalism (China), didn't even last 100 years.
Yet, the evil West is still chugging along, despite their evil capitalism.

>>61098601
>Cites one successful attempt
>Out of the thousands that get foiled daily
Whoa, nice cherrypicking, moron.

>>61098569
they also built a fuck ton of useless shit because they didn't have a market to know what people needed but hey that's another totally unrelated story and that's the fault of capibaralism

>>61098628
What I cited was the assassination of an innocent man. The incompetence leading up to it is astounding.

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>>61098742
>Makes a few mistakes, less than 10s
>Stops thousands of attacks daily
>Omg, look how shit they are!
You really need to learn how stats work, junior.

>I burnt one cake
>You must be a shit chef
>Makes 1000s of perfect cakes
>You're still shit because of that 1 cake you burnt

>>61098803
7 hollow points to the head of an innocent guy is not the same as burning a cake. It wasn't some guy chimping out and cops responding, it was straight up assassination.

You can't get away with a thing like that by saying you're sorry. I mean obviously some can, which must be obvious to a bootlicker like you.

>>61094297
>-2 cars
what?

>>61098908
Holy fuck.
It is a similar concept, when they're saving hundred, or possibly thousands of lives and get it wrong ONE or TWICE.
Unless of course, you'd like them to stop, so they don't make any errors and hundreds or thousands of people would die from those unabated terrorist attacks.
Then again, your sort do have an unrealistic expectation of sheer perfection, otherwise you'll throw up your hands and start rioting.
Well guess what, humans make errors, but when the successes outweigh the errors, we don't have a problem.
You might not understand that, but it is called collateral damage.
Either you wan't an attempt at safety, or to simply rely on luck.
I'd rather go with the former, but you can live in your constantly exploding utopia of luck and hope you, or your loved ones don't get torn apart by the nail bombs of the religion of peace and cultural enrichment.

>>61098628
Please see a doctor I think you may have a mental illness

>>61098518
There is a lot of drug addicts on exURSS countries. There is a Vice documental about that.

>>61099210
>Not falling for commie memes is a mental illness.
Then I'll be happy in my neurotic state, thank you very much.

>>61094222
Ubuntu/Fedora is my favorite distro for desktops/notebook.

>>61094222
>Do you accept Discover Card?

>>61099237
Yea. Key word being EX.

The breakup hit them pretty fucking hard, and capitalism is conducive to drugs.

>>61098518
Oh wow not even sure if it's bait or not

>>61094874
kek

>>61094222
I had 10 inch dick

>>61099824
>had
Past-tense, learn English.

>>61094233
/thread

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Obviously

>>61101122
Unironically how it works when you're not fat

>>61098518

you forgot the part where you have to kill the 40% of your own country so the people that survive fear you enough to do your will.

>>61101281
Unironically I got laid telling some unknown user in IRC to shut up.

>>61098765
was a good post until
> :)

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>>61094874
Does this actually work?

>>61097922
H-how did you get that look on your i3bar?
Teach me senpai

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>>61098491

>most technologically advanced country
>prime minister wants to ban encryption

M'kay

>>61095398
Came here to post this.

>>61094222
I code in Python because it empowers women

>>61098491
>most technologically advanced

>muh encryption
>muh inability to cope with Merkel
>muh Kingdom no more

>>61098926
He owes someone 2 cars.

>>61098704
>being root
>writing out sudo
dude

>>61098704
>logged in as root
>runs sudo

>>61101962
>>61101967
maybe that's why she's laughing?

>>61094222
I had a vasectomy.

True story, btw. Bitches go crazy when you tell them you can go rubber free on them.

>>61094516
3 kids with ex main hoe, the other 4 are kids from side hoes.

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>>61094222

>>61094222
"I'm a blockchain expert."

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Found it, OP.

>>61102717
Bretty gud

>>61101953
So he's a nigger then?

>>61097421

Embarrassing.

So you have to trick people into liking you? Enjoy pretending until you burn out.. Or get an STD. .. Or inevitably realize that there are people that actually like You the way you are (you fucking manchild)

I'm avg looking, poorfag, weird-as-fuck and still get laid, can have a normal relationship and so forth. It aint hard

>>61094874
kek'd

>>61094233
Someone who understands how dating works

/thread

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>>61094222

>>61098518
a lot of depression, drug addiction and crime
rest is kinda true
3d people are shit, so no communism is ever possible

>>61098908
>>61098989
good analogy would be medicine.
vaccinations help 97% of humanity
you wont screw over those 97% in favor of remaining 3%
I wonder why why cannot apply same logic to gays, such a small minority but so much hassle

>>61103163
Ebin

>>61101122
>>61101281
you know, people actually enjoy sex

>>61102930
Time to wake up sunshine.

>>61103298
The dream

>>61094874
lol

>>61103107
>forgot / before home
fug

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>>61094222
this is the only realistic scenario in which a white girl immediately invites a man to fuck her

>>61101481
how did they kill 40% of their country and still had their population to grow?

>>61097485
>>>/facebook/

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>>61097616
There we go.

>>61104307
It only works like that in your fantasies, cuckold.

>>61094359
>>61094455
28 and still Virgin, and not interested at all.

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>>61095108
>oppai-loli

>>61104402
>fantasies
whatever makes it easier for you to sleep at night. for gretchen it is an hour long pounding by a black bull. for you it is being delusional about reality.

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>>61098599
Come back when you've got another ideology not responsible for killing 150,000,000 people bucko. You sicken me you reprehensible fuck.

sudo nice -n=-20

>>61104969
>150,000,000 people
lmao this number keeps growing. literally worse than the 6 gorillion meme.

>>61105023
don't do this, she'll rape your resources, and you'll be out on the street with nary a cycle to spare in no time

>>61098518
>One of the world's fastest growing economies at the time

Only until the 60s. And even then it was mostly due to the incredibly low baseline and massive purchases of western tech.

>Superior and universal medical care
Dentists quite literally used tech from the turn of the century until the late 80s. No anesthesia too.

>Never any depression
That must be why the USSR had a drinking problem so serious there multiple state-run anti-alcohol campaigns running for decades to little or no effect.

>Never starvation (WWII and civil war exceptions)
Well, you didn't starve, true, but the food you did get was pretty universally shit from the 60s onwards. And even the stuff the you could get your hands was not guaranteed to be readily available.

>No homelessness
They even had a special term invented for homeless people ("bomzh") due to how many of them there were in large cities. Also, homeless kids used to be a fairly normal occurrence until the 70s.

>No drug addiction problem
While opiates and some varieties of synthetic drugs were a thing in the USSR, this one is probably true.

>very little crime
You wot? Both organized and petty crime were a regular thing. There's a reason the USSR had such a massive penitentiary system.

>First humans in space/objects in space/space station
>2nd largest economy
>Higher caloric intake than UK or US
>Superior computer processors with fewer bugs
>Largest and most effective military in history
>Largest nuclear arsenal
>Largest electrical production at the time
All of this, while nice, was mostly used for irrelevant political posturing and had little to no impact on the (shitty) lives of ordinary citizens.

tl;dr - go to bed, internet commie

t. someone who's actually lived in the USSR

>>61094222
What do you mean botnet? Its just the way things work and I have nothing to hide

>>61105495
>t. someone who's actually lived in the USSR
t. a gorbachev babby who has no idea how the USSR was during khruschev and brezhnev.

>>61104724
>not interested
keep telling that to yourself senpai

>>61101122
This

>>61095045
30 here with two kids. Not worth it.

>>61094233
this shit is always taken out of context like it's some kind of catch 22
>hurr i'm ugly there is no chance for me fuck this gay earth :(

in reality it means showcase the good and conceal the bad

>>61106078
I remember making this shitpost. I'm glad someone liked it enough to screencap.

>>61102324
>negro math

>>61094222

>daily reminder this only happens if you're a chad

>>61106254
It happened to me once but I was too stupid to realize it.
>she can't possibly want me lol

Oh, I see You are runnig Gnome.

>>61094297

this was created by (((them))) to brainwash kids into thinking acting like a nigger is good for society

Daily reminder that niggers are the cancer of the world.

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>>61105495
(you)
USSR was great during the era of Stalin.

>>61106700
>millions of people died of hunger and/or in gulag
>millions more simply vanished

shitposting aside, Stalin's Russia was the worst place you could live

>>61104356
Look up the Great Terror
Communism is cool, USSR is fucking not

>>61098345
Who said they are supposed to be funny?

This is a technology board. If you want humor, go to a comedy club or something.

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>>61106700

Go back to your containment board you stupid neckbeard Why do you spergs have to insert your autism in everything?

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>>61107768
>Communism is cool, USSR is fucking not

>>61107768
are you talking about the great purge?
"It has been estimated between 600,000 to 3 million people died at the hands of the Soviet government during the Purge." how did you go from 0.6-3 million, to 40 fucking percent of the population?

>>61107507
Well, yeah but because of his is tyrannic control, he sure did change the USSR for the better or for the worst.
>>61107808
STALIN DINDU NUFFIN
HE WUZ A GOOD GEORGIAN BOY.

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>>61107989
forgot the pic

>>61094233
Le epic "Rules 1 and 2" am I right?

Holy shit, please go back and stay there

>>61095232
lol

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>>61107768

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>>61094222

>>61094222
He only had to be himself.

>>61106038
anon are you autistic?
attractiveness isnt only down to good looks
some people find a big bank account very attractive
some find intelligence attractive

FYI you don't have to be "Chad" for insta pussy. You can't be ugly, but you don't have to be perfectly fit.

Making girls laugh and having a pretty face has gotten me plenty.

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>>61094233
>le supreme gentlemen face

>>61094508
GTFO FAGGOT!

>>61102233
muh knickers just sopped to the floor.

>>61104307
nignogz!

>>61110135
>attractiveness isnt only down to good looks
I never said this you dumb piece of shit

pro tip don't let any potential date know how retarded you are

retard

I am a gay man looking to explore out

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>>61094222

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>>61094222

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>>61110519
>bepis

>>61097922
Please tell me this bait, the bar is utter garbo

>>61099237
>exURSS

Exactly.

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>>61111588
heh

>>61102928
You are surprised?

>>61107768
>Look up the Great Terror

The Great Terror was a French Revolution thing dumb ass.

If you are trying to refer to the Great purge then that was not near the 40% at all.

>>61108396
If jews experienced population growth during their genocide it stands to reason that russians can as well.

>>61095232
this one fucking got me

>>61110427
>im ugly so theres no chance for me
>i never said that
okay youre autistic

>>61111974
They didn't, dipshit.

>>61094222
I'm fine with lopsided boobs

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>>61107768
>henlo my felo americants
>look at le cool commie doggo, ain't he so sweet? doggos are so cute!

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>>61111588
tip top

>>61111588
took me a moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE

>>61111588
>>61112389
Thanks.

>>61094230
notice how on any other thread on /g/ there's an instant "FPBP!!! LOL!!!!"

but the thread is dead silent on this one. KEK

>>61102024
She's not laughing, Anon. Not that you'd know.

>>61094222
"i upvoted your gonewild post"

>>61102605
Thanks Sam Hyde.

"I'm gonna tell you a joke, but it takes 3 hours to get the punchline."

>>61112818
you know it from your reactions with men?

>>61094222
> I can last for long in bed, baby!

>>61094222
Your pussy is now encrypted give me sex and I'll unlock it with my special code

>>61116067
>special code
>not special key

>>61112818
The drawing looks like she is faking it. Sorry for the bad news anon.

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>>61111974
>If jews experienced population growth
what
is there a source for this?

>>61112218
stop posting images of this guy please

>>61115941
Calm down pajeet, we're not on Facebook now.

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>>61111588

>>61110609
Legitimately me tho

>>61111588
You cheeky motherfucker.

>>61108483
This. Also never lie to a girl you wanna pick up. Telling truth is better than any and every PUA technique.

>>61119727
Why when you could have me for free? 0w0

>>61103613
If he's in /, no need.

>>61106038
earth is openly available to fuck any time. I suggest the B-horizon.

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>>61094222

>>61094222
How the fuck is this thread not deleted yet?

>>61106038
as in, showcase your chad friend and conceal your ugly self