>see this shit anon? >if you are a pleb I will explain

>>61082025
learn how to greentext, idiot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3GDPwIuRKI

>they can run linux in the background
>they can lie to you about how much storage is on the card, using half or more of the sd card for their own compute
>you are literally holding the sd card botnet in your pocket

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>>61082025
Please go away.

>>61082083
Nothing to hide, Nothing to fear :^)

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>>61082025
I don't think you can fit a DIP8 into your erabuds or a SD card, anon.

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>>61082124
>let me explain why you are a dumb faggot
>pic related is the worlds smallest computer
>publicly known about anyway
>definitely fucking does fit in your earbuds
>as powerful as a commedore 64
>power requirements are so low you can power it off of the ambient light in the room like a pocket calculator
>some limited wireless capability
>programmed by flashing light at it
>in the lab they have lost many of these cause they are so tiny
>we are entering the realms of computers you can literally snort
>shut the frick up you don't know shit n00b

>>61082180
Doesn't change the fact that you can't fit a DIP8 into your earbuds though.

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>>61082258
Read the evidence in the thread dipshit

sure you cant fit a larger chip but there are chips small enough to fit into earbuds and sd cards and usb devices such as flash storage or external ssd drives and even internal ssd drives all have tiny computers in them. even hard discs

Think you are getting away with something by buying a hard disc cheaply? Think again

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>>61082180
You try to make the argument that these will spy on you without presenting any evidence, saying that they alone can connect to the internet(they cant you dumb faggot), and don't know how to green text.

>>61082083
>>61082296
go back to >>>/v/eddit

>>61082326
>implying a computer needs to be connected to the Internet to spy.
No.

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>put a usb in my pocket and zip it up
>two days later usb gone
>gone for weeks
>recently find in floor of car
>where did usb go?
>there is no 100% way to know

>>61082789

... then who was usb, faggot?

>>61082025
>>61082180
Can a hat computer be made from this? The surface of the hat would consist of solar panels and power these tiny computers beneath the hat. You could sew hundreds of them under it and through a tiny projector, these things could project a user interface to a pair of glasses. Think about it, shitposting on 4chan without needing to move.

>>61082025
>you're all infected
sadly we all share the same affliction, life.
oh how i wish i had a vaccine for it. i'd ssurely give it to my parents before my birth.

>>61082180
You have downs right?

>>61082025
wat

>>61082789

>he has pocket zippers

>>61083368
didn't you read his post?
he already said it couldn't run Fedora

>>61084513
I am talking about running a hundred of them as a cluster

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>>61082025
>see this shit anon?
>if you are a pleb I will explain what it is
>know what a summerfag is?
>little bored child off from school eh?
>this is like an awful summerfag
>they appear every summer
>they make em as annoying as a screaming autist
>takes almost no power
>cant run loonix but can outcompute an army of idiots with keyboards
>This shit fits into your phone
>this shit fits into your earbuds
>this shit fits anywhere
>there are threads where you don't even realize they are there
>ever seen a decent thread?
>yeah that thing you come to /g/ to browse
>to have intellectual conversations rite?
>that's got one of these summerfags in the corner of it
>tfw the school system are known to put summerfags in your favorite image boards
>tfw the bad parents are known to allowed summerfags in many forums
>tfw if you probably thought 4chan had become too obscure for hordes of children to flood it every summer
>You think you are secure but you are not
>you're all infected
>all of you

>>61084972
>this is like an awful summerfag
>they appear every summer 4chan's traffic doesnt jump in the summertime the whole 'summerfag' thing is a myth

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>>61085073

>>61084862
i don't know how clusters work but i'm sure you would only have protocols like spi, i2c and such to intercommunicate them, also uC are not meant to run a 'normal' computer OS

>>61084016
kek just like those tater pants Napoleon Dynamtie wears

>>61082083
/thread
Why the fuck do they need such massive compute power? I get they need complex error correction to work, but 100 Mhz ARM chips running weird ass broken closed source code it's pure bullshit