What does /g/'s dream programming language look like?

i want to ram rem

It takes human-syntax plain input and interprets it to the desired result at maximum efficiency.

>>61054817
I'm not as retarded as pajeets from here to care about the programming languages. They cover their tasks, SQL and Prolog are made for different tasks than C++ or Scala.

I prefer to care about algorithms, solutions and models.

>>61054817
There are two.

One takes in an arbitrarily fucked up plain text file and interprets into exactly what I wanted.

The second is basically evil bit-level hacking for maximum bleeding-fast efficiency.

The next poster will, of course, suggest a languages that performs (2) as the optimization step underneath (1).

>>61054817
Already exist, is called C

>>61054882
Came here to post this

It has only one statement: FizzBuzz.

 downloadRAM = true [\code]

>>61054817
Brainfuck. All the other programming languages are bloated pieces of shit.

>>61055241
>implying brainfuck isn't multiple orders of magnitude slower than any serious language
Yeah about that bloat

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>>61054817
Hey I made a thread with that image yesterday

>>61055202
lol

>>61055163
Interviewers hate him