not going to have internet for 6 months how do i survive this /g/?

>>61051985
Go outside.

Download books (and games)

>>61051985
Ask your cellmate Bubba to treat you gently.

>>61052162
>not tyrone
hi tyrone
>>61052026
this

>2017
>not getting your internet via satellite

Why are you not going to have internet for 6 monthes?

>>61052346
Hi floens clover is a nice app not sure why e eryone is shouting about updates when the app works just fine

>>61051985
Get a lot of fucking books

>>61052605
oh and a hacky sack. When you get bored of being sedentary reading books, a hacky sack will be extremely valuable. You can also d

Download entire romset of nes/gb (1gb total), download a shitton of programming pdf, books, magazines. Download lightweight pc game. Download entire zim file of wikipedia (around 5gb)

>>61051985
Prepare to be actually happy in a long time. Try to read some good books. You'll look back on this time (given you try to spend it well) with contentment and happiness in the future.

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>>61051985
Go to your library.
>movies
>music
>games
>books
Enjoy your return to real life. Get a (physical) hobby. You realize quickly how useless most technology in our lives is.

>>61052552
work

>>61055451
Offshore?

>>61056717
Perhaps you should've led with that, because these answers don't apply then.

>Download vidya so you can still play
>download porn so you can still jerk it. this one gets a bit tricky because you may have to edit scenes together to make enough porn to cover you
>download old 4chan archives. just type up your shitposts in notepad and open smug anime girl images when you need your (you) fix

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>>61056778
>download old 4chan archives. just type up your shitposts in notepad and open smug anime girl images when you need your (you) fix

i'm tottally outclassed

>>61051985
Download the entire Internet onto a CD and just browse it from there, dummy.

>>61051985
absolutely no internet or just very limited and periodic access? like how do you keep in touch with the outside world? in some ways i would strongly consider isolating myself from the internet for months on end if i found a job that paid me to do so. it could be a good opportunity to rewire my brain from being so reliant on the internet.

-download shitloads of 480p (smaller is better) movies, tv shows, anime, educational shit, porn, whatever. eventually you will probably get bored and watch everything.

-download shitloads of youtube videos/podcasts on topics you like.

-switch to pop3 email if you have periodic/limited internet access so you can download emails in batch and then read and write replies while you are offline.

-get a camera and some video editing software so you can document your time offline and then when you return to the modern world you can periodically upload it for youtube jew gold cause people love that type of shit.

-FM/AM radio or portable TV/tuner card and possibly a small antenna.

-get a CB/HAM radio if you have room and are allowed to have it where you are going.

-bring copies of OS install media and drivers incase you somehow fuck up your computer and need to install shit.

-download emulators and grab a bunch of older games that you never got around to playing much.

-pdf books, magazines, comics, manuals, whatever. if you get bored enough you will probably end up reading it all.

-if you have ever had any interest in making music or writing songs then grab some DAW software and possibly a guitar. if you dont do music then grab some other software related to hobbies that can be done primarily offline like 3d modelling or game design. if you are a noob then make sure you have some offline educational resources.

-split all your media between 2 or more drives so you wont die of boredom if one of them fails.

I recently went 5 months with only my phone for internet access and paid approx $1 per GB of data usage
normally I consume 300GB a month
the first 2 months abroad, I watched 50GB x 2 worth of netflix and spotify
then I started feeling better without the internet and my usage unintentionally cut itself in half. i also got a dog and spent most my time playing with it instead of fucking around on my phone

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pic related. its what i imagine would happen to me after 6 months.

>>61057097
We don't realize how pathetic we are and how much we're missing out on. This is why normies are stupid and happy.

You don't

>>61052346
Hey floens, I'm using your app right now.

Can you please tell me how to switch to legacy captcha, the new one doesn't work in the piece of shit you programmed

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