Why are all the reviews on the Play store written by morons.

>>61023188

It's the dumb part of the population who want to hear them self speak and see their own texts. It's the same narcissistic demographic that makes places like facebook happen.

>>61023188
Android is for poor people

Android is for people who couldn't afford an iPhone.

>>61023419
>>61023436

>2018-1
>Still insisting iphones are not poor nigger phones.

>>61023454
Every nigger I see has some shitty budget Android. Those who do have iPhones have the shitty ones like the 4S or 5C.

>>61023188
>all reviews
;/ anon hasn't seen all reviews

>>61023188
>Enjoys paying for stuff

What a fucking moron.

I have a blast reading them, man. You should learn to enjoy people's stupidity.

>>61023512
Every nigger I see has an iPhone.
See what's wrong with your statement now?

>>61023682
He told his mum he's going to have a lot of fun

there's no $20 iphone option for hundreds of millions of third worlders to buy.

>>61023882
Who said niggers are poor?

>>61023882
Except mine is rooted in reality. Go out and see for yourself

>>61024037

Are you unironically trying to refute this?

You should see Samsung push service reviews.

>>61024116
Not him but I rarely see people with anything but an iPhone. I deal with a lot of dazzling urbanites and they all use iPhones except for a few with expensive flagship androids. Either way they are just playing the same game

>>61024179
>not understanding that literally all of the Samsung Push reviews are sarcasm

>>61024179
instead of screaming out botnet, it's normies screaming out "it spies on you bro!"

>>61024209
>>61024213
Thanks for the (you) boys.

>>61023188
>Why are all the reviews on the Play store written by morons.
he said, as he ended his question with a period.

iPhone is designed by whites for whites. Apple only gets chinks to build it

Androids are designed by pajeets for everyone (africans, chinks and muslims)

Its pretty obvious who should get your hard earned dollars here

>>61023419
Thank you Mr. FBI but I'm not using your apple botnet

>>61024272

The company that designs phones for everyone, of course. Not the white supremacists companies you fukken biggot.

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>smart people use handhelds

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>>61023188
Children shouldn't be allowed to own """smart"""phones.

>>61024238

You're welcome.

here's another.

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>>61024261
Retard

>>61024777
>whatisgrammar.png
should look up the difference between grammar and punctuation to be honest

>>61026321
>being this retarded

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>>61023188
Never seen a review from a white person on Play Store.

99.99999999999999% reviewers on Play Store are africans, indians, pakistanis and other 3rd world colored people.

>>61028180
Fake review spam is so bad on play

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>>61028213
there's tons of shit there.

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some more examples of how retarded android uses are...

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I'm amazed this guy can even breathe without assistance.

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jamal doesn't like it.

I don't bother with android pay or other meme payment systems. Why would I bother with looking at the comments of some botnet piece of shit play store app? If it's not on F-Droid it's likely trash anyways.

>>61028301
>anonymous mask
>jamal

gotta be trolling

>>61023188
That's what you get for listening to /g/.

Have you SEEN mobile apps? There are probably less than 10 decent ones across the Play Store and Apple store combined. If they were smart enough to write a coherent review then they would rarely be using the app stores in the first place.

>>61030793
I'd guess around 50-100 at best across both platforms. Glad I'm not on the botnet.

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behold

>>61023188
>reading app reviews on the play store

you only have yourself to blame. i dont know what you expected.

>>61023188
Apple if for whites.

Android is for non-whites.

>>61023188
You guys know nothing. You should see the Hispanic Play Store.

>>61031044
The portuguese store is full of brazilians complaining how every app is garbage because they won't stop crashing on their 7 year old stolen phone.
Every fucking time.

>>61030980
>tfw these are the people using the same products as you

>>61031044
>jajajaja esta app mierda

>>61023436
There's android phones that cost more than iPhones you retard

>>61033573
I would expect the difficulty difference between "sideload a cracked apk" and "jailbreak" is a big part of that, yeah

>>61028655
But minorities are the only ones that still think that Anonymous are elite hackers for justice.

>>61033649
Which in turn reinforces the value proposition towards devs

>>61033573
Why don't yuropeons buy mobile apps?

>>61023188
Android is for smart people, yes

Samsung, LG, Motorola and Pixel are for normies

>>61034050
>Motorola
>Pixel
>Normies
Dude, those are literally the devices you buy for custom ROMs.
I feel like Google and Motorola phones are enthusiast brands.
Then you have the normie shit that is Samsung and LG.
I'm sure enthusiasts buy Samsung and LG, but it's mostly Normies.
Fuck Normies.

>>61034136
I've never seen an enthusiast with a pixel. They all have riced/rooted samsungs