>be me >open Photoshop >open Bank_Note.jpeg >mfw

>>61009497
What if you rename it?

GIF or it didnt happen

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>>61009513
nope

>>61009515
pic related

>>61009529
Oh, I thought you meant a note that the bank sent you, like a letter.

>>61009513
It's EURion faggot, the name doesn't matter. Windows already sent a report of the attempt to some database though.
>>61009515
>not knowing about EURion
Fucking summerfag. Get out of the chinz kid.

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>>61009565
>EURion
Who?

>>61009565
Look here >>61009556

>>61009600
What's a google?

>>61009565
>Windows already sent a report of the attempt to some database though.

I just wanted to test it myself
is ANSSI coming for me now

(gimp wins again)

>>61009595
>raping your eyes with white

>>61009631
>seeing yourself with black

>>61009678
>seeing yourself in your monitor
lmao @ your life

>>61009678
>glossy screen
Ew

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>>61009565
but it literally is not EURion
you can crop it out and it will still give you the message

i think its something to do with having each side showing together

if you split the image and try to insert just one side of the note at a time it works fine

>>61009497
>tfw realised that the picture comes out completely black if you try to photocopy money on a Ricoh-printer

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>everytime you open photoshop it wastes precious processing power to identify if the picture is a banknote

works on my machine

>>61010939
that's a vagoo

>>61009529
Hi fellow swiss !

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>>61011066
what

>>61011210
va-gi-na

>>61010939
No. Photoshop will OPEN any image, whether they have the EURion constellation or not. It just won't print them.
If you're not a retard though, you'll trace the "don't edit banknotes" function and make a NOP sled

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>>61009595

>>61009497
Ikr!

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holy shit op isnt a fag

changing the name doesnt work either

Open it in ms paint, save it, try again

>>61009728
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation#Counterfeit_Deterrence_System

>>61011822

tried this too

rotated the image in paint and saved. Still getting the "wont open banknotes" error

But like another anon here said, cropping the image so its only one side works.

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Would be interesting to know when this was added. CS3 doesn't give a fuck.

>>61012006
I use CC14.1 but CS6 can't do it either

>>61011861
It says in there that they are not using EURion in PS.

that's pretty cool actually

I can open any zimbabwe bank note in ps just fine

Why is adobe racist?

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Then explain the image I edited in Photoshop.

>>61012320
It's not worth printing Zimbabwean dollars since the paper is worth more than the currency itself

>>61010564
This is why Foss matters

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i don't know who's memeing who anymore
works on my machine

>>61013190
the new 20 CHF note is newer than your photoshop version

Also I'm not sure if the lock recognizes Swiss Franc

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>>61013262
but i can open euros just fine too
no whine when i open this https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vc5z7Awonmo/maxresdefault.jpg

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>>61013262
>>61013340
proof at 100%

>>61013354
>>61013340
that's interesting, you shouldn't be able to

>>61013372
kek i'm just playing with you

It gives the "can't edit this shit" dialog if I open the file as is (the swiss note too), but if I copy&paste pieces of the banknote from Preview to Photoshop it can't see through the bluff

When you've got the strips assembled, merge the layers and you've got the full image lmao

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>>61009497
>Proprietary software
>ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>61009529
why does your money look like an acid trip?

>>61013879
It's drug money.

>>61011333
kek

>>61012006
>Photoshop CS3

The reason it doesn't get flagged is because your software is so old it's developed dementia. Update that shit anon.

>>61016747
If you can name a few useful features newer versions of PS include that CS3 doesn't have I'll consider it.

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CS6 here. B-but I want to be able to edit anything! Help.

>Image DRM

>>61010564
>>61012998
>>61013487
It probably also makes a connection to some server based on this incident. Just how M$ will "share data with law enforcement when necessary" in VS and VS Code.

>take 6 1080p png desktop screenshots of >>61009529
>post in adobe CS6
>manually put them together in CS6
>save
>cannot open in CS6
Jesus christ.

>>61016909
content aware

>>61017180
Wtf source?

>>61017180
Sauce or gtfo fag

>>61011797
>Botnetshop cucks BTFO

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>>61009497
>>61009529
Ahahahahahahaa
>Meanwhile in paint net

What's the latest Photoshop that can run in Wine?

>>61017102
gimp
>>61018272
don't pollute gnu/linux with that garbage

>>61018320
Fine.

What about Premiere Pro/Vegas/Final Cut? I can live with GIMP, but I can't live with the useless mess that is Open Shot/PiTiVi/KDenlive.

>>61018348
kdenlive is pretty good desu
at least I think so
otherwise I wouldn't know sorry

>2017
>fucking image editors are botnet now

i want out /g/

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We did it reddit

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We did it r.eddit

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CS5.1 doesn't care

>>61018516
This has been the case for over a decade, you fucking toddler.

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>>61009497
>>61011797
>>61017102
kek

>>61018670
goteem

>>61018115
>>61018147
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_Studio_Code
>Visual Studio Code collects usage data and sends it to Microsoft, although this telemetry reporting can be disabled.[19] The data is shared among Microsoft-controlled affiliates and subsidiaries and with law enforcement per the privacy statement.[20]
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/privacystatement/EnterpriseDev/default.aspx
>Finally, we will access, transfer, disclose, and preserve personal data when we have a good faith belief that doing so is necessary to:
>comply with applicable law or respond to valid legal process, including from law enforcement or other government agencies;
>protect our customers, for example to prevent spam or attempts to defraud users of our products, or to help prevent the loss of life or serious injury of anyone;
>operate and maintain the security of our products, including to prevent or stop an attack on our computer systems or networks;
>protect the rights or property of Microsoft, including enforcing the terms governing the use of the services - however, if we receive information indicating that someone is using our services to traffic in stolen intellectual or physical property of Microsoft, we will not inspect a customer's private content ourselves, but we may refer the matter to law enforcement.

>>61018652
Try this one, fagtron. checkmate.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vc5z7Awonmo/maxresdefault.jpg

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Really makes you think.

>>61009497
GIMP

>>61012372
Monopoly money doesn't count

>>61018578
>>61018614
wow its almost as if the criminals will always find ways to break the law, and stupid regulation like this does nothing! Sad!

what is the point of this
you can't just print money

>>61009497
With Jews, you lose.

>>61022625
Well some you can

>>61009708
>>61009702
lost

>>61009497
Werks with Photoshop CS3

>>61012372
dumb frogposter

>>61022625
Back in 2003 or so when i was 12 and what is this I used photoshop elements to edit and print high quality 5 euro bills. I managed to unload them to classmates for 3 eur per bill after demonstrating that the baker that came over at lunch was too dumb to check them. Of course some tried to buy videogames with them and after getting caught sold me out. Luckily I wasnt a very popular kid and just claimed they conspired against me and I got off without a dossier. Fun times.

The hardest part was getting the color right because I had to waste a lot of ink testing saturation settings (lexmark printer) and I ran out after printing maybe 60 eur worth of them.

>>61011797
>op isnt a fag

Let us not jump to conclusions there, anon. But, I will concede that the faggot appears to have made a factual posting.

>>61009497

This is your own fault for using proprietary software. You could've used GIMP but no, you just wanted to get flaged by your government for opening a photo of a banknote (you criminal).

>>61018115
>>61018147

It's literally in the EULA of the application AND operating system.

You should know that, because you are REQUIRED to read them, faggot. Enjoy your proprietary nightmare.

>>61009529
Holy shit, US money has a long way to go.

>>61019241
VS Code and Electron is retarded anyway

just goes to show how many plebs there are on /g/

Seems to only apply to the "Open..." option. You can paste a screenshot containing a full image of a bank note onto a blank canvas.

Seems like a useless precaution to be honest.

>>61024131
>Holy shit, US money has a long way to go.


>giving a shit about how paper money looks
You knowthat paper oney isn't backed by anything, right? A note is just a guarantee from the gubmint.

>>61024323

What the fuck are you rambling about? How is money not being backed related to it's aesthetics? Are you that eager to share this ""wisdom''''?

>>61024351
How salty are you?

>>61024323
It's the brand new 20CHF note with new security features. I doubt anon's post was about aesthetics. US dollars are about the same as toilet paper, I have both swiss monies and some dollars here and god you guys have a long way to go.

>>61011861
>However, experiments by Steven J. Murdoch and others showed that this banknote detection code does not rely on the EURion pattern.[3] It instead detects a digital watermark embedded in the images, developed by Digimarc.[11]
Oh.

>>61024166
Nope. It will detect pastes from clipboard assuming there is enough resolution to detect the digital watermarks embedded in the image.
If you cut the image up enough to negate/destroy the watermarks in a simpler paint application and then copy/paste into Photoshop you can get around that.

But what it also explains is why Photoshop is so fucking slow at opening images and pasting content. It is literally scanning everything you open/paste for banknote watermarks.

Makes me wonder what other pointless shit it is doing in the background all the time that just slows it down.

The GNU is not Unix image manipulation program doesn't have this problem.

>>61023599
So you probably wasted more money on ink than you earned from that scam m8

>>61018362
Good god, write like a normal human being and not like some weeaboo faggot
>desu

>>61018272
cs6 in a 32 bit win 7 prefix works fine
adobe air and a few other things are dependencies
there is a thing on winehq

>>61024766
I was 12 and had no allowance.