I am a FB engineer

Is Facebook a botnet?

Can you hack an account for me?

>>60995478
Did you have to do the "open office" bullshit meme when you worked on-site? (if you worked on-site)

>>60995478
Any details on what you actually do there? Not job function or anything, but what tasks you do on the average day

Nevermind if thats too identifying

>>60996094
No.
>>60996127
No.
>>60996141
Yes and I like it. Not for everybody but thats why you can book a meeting room for that.
>>60996184
I work on backend. Trying to make facebook faster on the interwebz.

What does a fantasy baseball engineer do exactly?

How can I believe you?

>>60996261

>facebook is not a botnet

im glad that we have random facebook maintenance monkey #264235 to put our minds at ease on that one

how many dumb reports from brainless hyperpartisan peasants to shut down this or that group today, pajeet?

>>60995478
if you want to attentionwhore, at least post a pic of your butthole

>>60996287
Work on building a social network :)
>>60996328
How can I convince you?
>>60996336
Lol. FB is not a botnet. Botnets are made up of unaware innocents. You are paying for their services, everyone knows you see ads when using the site. No one is forcing you to use it. I work there and I don't use it lmao.
>>60996390
Even better I'll snapchat it ;)

>>60995478
do you write in php?

What is done with my data?

Is Zuckerberg really an asshole like people say he is?

>>60996866

Everyone knows it's a fucking botnet, don't try and weedle your way out of it. The question didn't need to be asked.

>I work there and I don't use it lmao.

Tells me all I need to know.

I work on cloud. Ask me anything.

>>60996866
>No one is forcing you to use it.
Seems like every few months there's a story about how facebook tracks non-users through various 3rd party websites.

>>60995478
It's probably totally unrelated to what you do, but can you explain why the fuck it is that difficult for Facebook web to show gifs on Linux?
I had problems with Chromium until last year, then switched to Vivaldi (which uses Blink, and pepper-chromium for flash) and again they don't work, they just stay still when I click in them, not even showing "error xxx", nothing.

Good post, upvoted

>>60995478
Go to hell, you piece of shit. You're helping to erode the freedoms of as many people as you can worldwide just to get a few shekels. You are no better than a drug dealer or an ISIS member. I hate you and everything you do. I'm not religious but I hope there is a god so that you can be damned to an eternity of hellfire for what you're doing to civilized society. You are a horrible person. There is no possible insult I could throw at you to possibly convey how much I hate you. Die in a hole.

>>60995478
What's your favorite sorting algorithm and why,

>>60995478
what kind of algorithms do you use to detect and silence those kaffir and apostates who dare to blaspheme Islam, the one true faith?

Got any jobs for a sysadmin/operations guy? I know cloud shit

Why does reporting on Facebook do absolutely nothing. I've reported people for making personal attacks using every foul piece of language available, legitimate child porn, gore, threats, and suicide accusations and apparently none of these things are against your community policy.

>>61001337
because they only hire illiterate Philippino moderators

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4548898/Facebook-young-Filipino-terror-related-material-Manchester.html

>>61001371
Good. My account will be permanently deleted in a few days and I'll be glad.

>>60995478

are you able to access all of the information in any facebook account

>>61000746
This

>>61002355
Yes
>>61001371
That was a one case scenario, we rely on automation for most of the cases.

>>60995478

Are there class wars between people writing real code and people writing PHP?

>>61001371
This is the fucking AI they were talking about? What the fuck