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The new Retina Macbook Pro 2017-06-19 12:43:18 Post No. 60973065
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Alright /g/, 2 years ago I ended my relationship with my ex and literally became a isolated NEET, shitposting on /g/ all day and night, barely getting passing grades on university, didn't even kiss any girl all that years.
A year ago I made the best decision in my life, and bought a 15 inch Retina MacBook Pro®. That's when my life started changing.
With the Mac I really got into iOS development, it's really fun and easy, I started learning Swift and it's simply great, everything just works, and my self-steem started increasing exponentially.
One day, I was at StarBucks developing an iOS App, and a qt girl talked to me. She asked "are you gay"? I said "no". Then we kissed.
The next week I met with her at the mall and we watched Mowgli, it was really fun, I kissed her at the end.
Then she said she's studying to enter a CS university, her dream is to become a game developer. That moment I realized I finally found the woman of my life, she's my 3D waifu, and she's the girl I want to pregnate.
All of that thanks to Apple's great piece of engendering, the MacBook® really changed my life. Thanks Apple!
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> pic related
wew lad
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>>60973065
bump
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>>60973065
what's funny is that even Stallman ditched that chinkpad heap of shit and doesn't use it anymore.
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>>60973065
>ex
>my
>implying
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Why spend all that money on a MBP when you could put that money towards a Grom?
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>>60973065
It's good for a normal life, it's a way to go.
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>>60974990
He still uses a thinkpad x60s.
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>>60973065
Can't tell if shilling...
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>>60973065
>pregnate
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>>60973065
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>>60975520
what is this
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>>60977775
thats the technology thats most likely to get you laid
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>>60973065
Fabricated and homosexual confirmed
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>>60975520
bought this, no pussies yet. What do?
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Why do apple users feel the need to associate themselves with successful people? Is it the insecurity?
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>>60975520
just get the z125 by kawasaki is quite cheaper
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>>60977326
how booty blasted do you have to be to make this image?
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>>60973065
>She asked "are you gay"? I said "no".
of all your bold-faced lies, this one is the worst
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>>60977372
PREGANANANT?!
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>>60977326
our board now :^)
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>>60977326
it's done to promote homosexuality not sales
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>>60979844
kek
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>>60979726
are you asking grills for rides?
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>>60979963
yup, all of them just laugh at me
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>>60979773
You know how girls and gay men love attention? its exactly that. They want to feel smart.
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>>60979851
is this real?
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>>60977326
some miserable person took his time to make this image KEK
and even more miserable: people actually save and post it
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>>60983280
some miserable """person""" took his time to make this headband to worship this fruity toy company
and even more miserable: other """"""people""""" wear it
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