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Confessions of a shill 2017-06-18 08:28:19 Post No. 60963615
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Confessions of a shill Anonymous 2017-06-18 08:28:19 Post No. 60963615 [Report]

The time is nigh,

I have been unironically shilling for Intel since 2010 when I was approached by somebody from Intel whom shall remain unnamed. At first it was easy to shill especially with AMD's FX lineup then the rebranding and the rebranding of rebrands. I got lost in all the commotion and fun, I was finally making the big bucks but I just can't do it anymore. I feel guilty, the insanity is killing me and I just can't hold it in anymore. I just don't get it. I don't know how. How do people buy Poo in Da Loo Ryzen? When you can get a 10 to 18 core Skylake-X from $999 and extend right the way up to $1,999! You'd be absolutely crazy to not pickup an 18 core processor for a MERE $1,999 or $999 for a mega whopping 10 core BEHEMOTH! You just CANT beat it at this price, and you wouldn't want to because boy if you miss out on this your grand kids will be beating you up for missing out on one for the ages.

Anonymous 2017-06-18 08:36:56 Post No.60963750
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 08:36:56 Post No.60963750 [Report]

didn't read

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Anonymous 2017-06-18 08:51:17 Post No.60963942
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 08:51:17 Post No.60963942 [Report]

>>60963750
That's also against the rules. Enjoy you know what.

Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:37:02 Post No.60965343
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:37:02 Post No.60965343 [Report]

>>60963615
krappy fake $hilltel gore i$emen at 7700K (Kelvin) maybelake i911 delidlake cancer core jewtel 2066 killowatt "cooler not included in a box" coffin lake "end of life" edition at 0.90 GHz (a.k.a. Inferno Bridge) inteLELite "another late edition" <------ i0 r8 dat meme 2400/3200 of dance dance revolution ram.

Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:40:35 Post No.60965394
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:40:35 Post No.60965394 [Report]

>>60963750
Ruining amds hard work how dare you. Poojet got a few dinars for starting this thread.

Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:45:17 Post No.60965454
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:45:17 Post No.60965454 [Report]

A double agent shill, shilling for both sides to get the most profit.
Not sure who's jewing who.

Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:54:29 Post No.60965579
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:54:29 Post No.60965579 [Report]

>>60965454

AMD only read the first half of a paragraph before paying a shill. Intel only reads the last half of a paragraph before paying a shill.

Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:55:38 Post No.60965598
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:55:38 Post No.60965598 [Report]

Any one know what the price of the 10 core thread ripper will be? Can't find it on Google

Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:57:34 Post No.60965630
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Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:57:34 Post No.60965630 [Report]

If getting paid to shill is big bucks I should look into it, imagine getting paid just to argue on the internet.