No need to replace IT workers with robots. They already are.

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Sup /g/ my telegram chat told me to post some green text

>Be me, IT peon at insurance company
>as simple as running a command in cmd to install via SCCM
>4 other guys to help with this project in the same position as me
>one guy, call him xXhalomasterXx
>Total mindless drone beaten down by his own apathy to do anything other than play Xbox
>At first just seems like a straight laced dude that's into robotics and halo nbd
>maybe he's down to play some games, he works IT rite?
>"I play on Xbox"
>Only plays xbox one, oh well
>Tell him I only play on PC.
>tells me he doesn't have a computer at home
>howthefuck.jpg
>"If I need to look something up online I use my phone. My phone does everything I need" he says
>queue internal screaming

This guy can't think outside of memes. Ever since I told him that I play on PC exclusively whenever I say something about a game he loves (pretty much any game released by a AAA dev/publisher combo) he takes it as a personal insult.

>"My favorite game series is probably Dead space."
>more internal screams
>"Yeah, one was alright, but they just dropped the ball so much and the story doesn't really make any sense afterwards."
>"I just love it for the tech. Like, when you're going through the menus his head tilts around to look at it"
>I'm dumbfounded. Think about something that might expand his mind
>I really like Metal Gear. If you're really into tech you'd probably like it.
>"I don't really like metal gear, I tried to play it once and I just couldn't get into it. The controls were so difficult"
>omg.jpg

When I talk about dark souls

>"I don't really like dark souls, it's too hard"
>"Git gud"
>"Yeah, of course a PC master racer would say that."

Hitting the character limit here so I'll add another post.