/g/ humor thread

>>60928543
He actually looks quite good, compared to people in similar age that also are programmers.

>>60928543
Terry is much thinner and his code is more efficient than Linus
Stallman fat as fuck just like all of GNU

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>>60931945
Kek, good one

>>60928468
>Raid 5

But that's just raid 1 with 3 drives

>>60932008
I made that image almost 10 years ago. It is time to delete it and make your own.

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Let's go base 22 brainlet's!

>>60932195
Oh, you mean base W in RFC 4648? I use base 10.

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>>60932134
>Complaining about stolen memes on 4chan
Nobody gives a shit that you made it. It's a funny meme I give you that

>>60932134
No, I made that image 12 years ago

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k

>>60934384
Do you have screen cap of that thread?

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>>60934413
no, i lost it when my laptop's hdd crapped out

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>>60934338
Jesus, I completely forgot about this

>>60934281
every single fucking time

>>60934496
It would've been funnier if only the XXL size was out of stock.

Is is it just a branded pyjamas though?

>>60934479
kek

>>60934190
It's (partially) real
https://vitaminvape.co/

>>60934496
What's so bad about this? Aside from the price it seems like a decent product if you were a pro gamer

>>60934442
>handfaggot
Lost

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>>60934496
>Size S out of stock
doubt.jpg

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Very rare, only posted a few times ever.

>>60931781
And you're way fatter than all of them.

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I just now found this in my inbox. Is it legit?

>>60935544
definitely not, but it looks like someone tried way too hard to get past the spam filter

>>60935534
And guess what, my code is fucking awful.
Also I'm not fatter than Stallman and also fat people are rarely good at anything except eating and they're not even good at that, the best eaters are fit thinner guys

>>60934442
this one's quite good thanks

>>60934338
So, it was really an iPhone?

>>60937175
you do know that the chinese factories the fakes come from, are usually owned by the same owner of the factories that make the real products

>>60934249
This guy's website is great. Is he still going?

>>60935593
Fuck off Jordan@BEDRIG

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Just a reminder that this is the face of the people taking our jobs.

>>60932597
i am ubuntu on this picture.

>>60934132

can someone explain? why is 3.5U funny? is it trying to reference rack mount height?

>>60937948
>Don't mind me, just pirating your CPU

>>60938759
do you not know baneposting

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>>60937987
Hello my son's wife !

>>60938342
lol

>>60928468
>>60928543
>>60931731
>>60931945
10/10
>>60932008
1/10
>>60932195
4/10
>>60934109
>>60934132
>>60934157
>>60934175
>>60934190
>>60934211
0/10
>>60934217
>>60934249
3/10
>>60934281
3/10
>>60934306
>>60934338
>>60934384
6/10

>>60938991
faggot/10

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>>60934272
oh fuggg i want me some forbidden memes xDDDDDDD

>>60937948
>that random lightbulb in the PSU

>>60939048
>Not lighting the way for your electrons

I bet your PC is spooked as fuck from all the dark.

tfw too smarts 4 humour

>>60934109
He's right though. He got ripped off big time. I wouldn't've even charged him, tbqh. (And even if I did, I would've demanded a way smaller fee... like 8 bucks or something, and also let him know the fee was only due to the time spent to process it/produce an invoice/etc, and not because I flipped a simple switch and I'm just some jew dick)

Many businesses lack human decency even just starting out or when they're barely afloat -- and that is why they fail. You can only afford to be a dick when you have a rather sizeable customer base.

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>7900k

>>60934442
>ASS DRIVE (D:)
brb renaming my flash drives

>>60928468
That's stupid, for example RAID 0 and RAID 1 should swap positions. RAID 0 is way faster than RAID 1 but has no fault tolerance.

>>60939634
no

futureshop or best buy would pull the same shit and then try to sell you a warranty too

fuck off with this "the repair was easy so we won't charge the customer" bullshit

the employee's time and the electric bill don't suddenly stop mattering because it was the easiest fix in the world

fuck your shit

>>60934272
tumblr-tier

>>60934190
pretty rad desu i wouldn't mind some for me and my wife's son

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>>60931945
>1481510874389s.jpg

>>60928468
Raid 5 is wrong.

>>60939695
>>60939710
>>60939729
6/10
>>60939722
>>60939792
>>60939816
>>60939829
4/10
>>60939783
>>60939847
>>60939738
>>60939805
>>60939742
>>60939756
>>60939767
>>60939777

0/10

>>60939936
Fake news

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>>60935602
>mercury contamination

Of all the shit they could list why pick this

>>60939944
Add
>Can fry an egg on the go
to high income.

>>60939847
https://pjreddie.com/
he has a website

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>>60938991
>>60939936

>>60934109
I have no sympathy for people who don't read the fucking manual.

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>>60939944
>>60939966
>>60939977
>>60939988
>>60940066

>>60939716
That's why RAID0 uses single port.

>>60938991
thanks for your insight

>>60939774
But don't you know? Successful businesses run on charity!

>>60938759
Cause the card us 4GB of memory but only 3.5GB runs at full speed. So the joke is with bane posting is you say "You're a big guy" and then the other responds with "for you" but in this context their using the 3.5 = 4 of the gpu meme and so he says "3.5 you" in response to mean "4 you"
I don't know how to explain it any more throughly.

>>60938342
This is fantastic

>>60940338

raid uses two ports. that's why its fast. this analogue breaks when using water because the flow would increase be placing the water higher even though you still use 1 outlet.

>>60934442
>implying this wasn't on purpose

>>60939783
Image the butthurt of the manchild that sat there meticulously arranging all of these windows so they look messy and unorganized to get the point across.

lol

>>60941434
Raid0 watercooler uses single port, that's why it's not fault tolerant.

>>60941434
Basically, R means redundancy and is the main characteristiv of RAID arrays.

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>>60928468

>>60942224
1) Good taste in music
2) MP3 is free now.

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>>60941000
it's like a charge for a service call. even if nothing is broken, the technician had to look at all your shit

this guy >>60939634 is a cuck and this chick >>60934109 is moronic bitch

also this >>60940066 because it would've said there was a switch even in the quick start guide rather than the full manual

pic related me rn

>>60938850
What tune is this to?

>>60932195
Really makes you think

Has there ever been a human society that didn't use base 10?

>>60934892
What about the cool gamerr kidz?

>>60943729
I think I remember some languages using base12

>>60943729
ancient civilizations used different bases all the time.
The fucking clock is still base 60

>>60938991
So you are what they call a meme master?

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>>60943997
No, this is meme master.

>>60939729
That's pretty clever actually. So much for DRM lol.

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>>60943943
the clue is that base 60 is still based on base 10.

Ask yourself, if a 'base' uses the number zero, isn't it by principal base 10?

>>60939847
> Oh boy

The diversity is too much.

>>60944312
I think you may be confusing a few concepts.

>>60935602
>make this piece of paper
>bring to police/official attention
>they don't care about reports to your restaurant, obviously it is the crooks
>get away with anything
>profit

>>60939960
Is this real? I want this to be real.

>>60943200
Idk. Look up stallman signing it. I think he composed it.

>>60939988
Because mercury is REALLY fucking illegal to just have lying around. Buildings get condemned for that shit.

>>60934496
I've paid $50 USD for track pants. I don't see why I wouldn't pay $100 for this. It looks comfy as fuck.

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>>60934310
daemon != demon
>even religions get this right

>>60944410
It might just be. There's also a sign that says "No easter eggs here. Fuck off" or something like that on the top of what's supposed to be the Golden Gate.

>>60935602
>the current year
>printing out an incriminating letter
>most printers leave identifying information on the things you print with them

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>>60945098
You want pray game?

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>>60945105

>>60942224
You can't hear anything above 20KHz, so the difference is much less significant than this makes it appear.

>>60931945
ahahahahaha

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>>60945098
The other msi vid

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>>60945140

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>>60945156

>>60934367
Fun fact: that guy played Puggsley in the two Addams Family movies as a kid.

>>60934261
no

>>60943729
Romans used base 10 but their money types was sometimes divided by 12, because it allowed them to more easily split prices by 1/2, 1/3, or 1/4.

>>60931781
hi jordan ur cute :-3

>>60939048
>>60939113
Not keeping a lightbulb around for a trace sink.

>>60934281
10/10

>>60941000
>>60939774

Sometimes you have to take a hit in the short term to improve your long-term. For instance, grocery stores will intentionally take a hit on a "draw" item to get people inside, who will then spend more money on regular items.

At the place I worked, if it was stupid grandma shit like that that took < 5 minutes, we'd just educate the customer, they'd be grateful we weren't dicks, and then they'd come back when they had a real problem and recommend us to other people. It wasn't always 100% reliable, but it paid off a lot and we only lost five minutes of time that we were probably waiting for a handful of scans to finish in anyway (and as such were still making money). Being nice helps, especially when your competition is greedy. There's obviously limits, but that stupid wifi switch is well within them.

>>60945521
This guy gets it.
It's called customer service, something really lacking in the tech industry. There's so many out there that just want that quick cash grab. Not only that, they're huge condescending douchebags on top of that. The few times I've ever walked into a local PC repair shop I was met with the the most unpleasant attitudes as if my very presence was a huge intrusion on their facebook time. If I presented an issue that I knew was doable but they lacked the skill, I was told it was flat out impossible.
The tech industry as a whole is rife with insufferable cunts that shouldn't be allowed to have interaction with people. There's always comments on /g/ stating so.
Example? Ever deal with comcast? Thankfully, I haven't.

>>60942224
where to search for FLAC files tho ?

>>60944928
It is. There's also a dinosaur statue in GTAIV that has a plaque mentioning the polycount of the model

>>60944826
The joke is that they sound similar. You might want to get your head checked.

>>60934109
The store made bank

>>60938850
>>60943200

Sadi Moma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqIcOsGL6Cg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg_gZRRLHSc

>>60945621
Private torrent trackers are the best way, but getting into one now a days is about as easy as getting into the Rothschild's family.

>>60945621
Soulseek + Rutracker is your best bet without getting into private trackers.

>>60945521

This. I've done computer repair for over ten years, and over 90% of my work has been repeats or referrals - 10% are walk-ins.

Gouging for that $60 has lost that shop an average $540

>>60942224
I gotcha pham
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearing_range

>>60942287
Who cares, opus has been free for several years.

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>>60945851
Jesus, I never knew about this. You are a fucking god among men.

>>60939873
What happened to pedobear

>>60939792
you can run Sailfish on a Moto G? Which generation?

>>60934496
>Not a Kigu
Trash

>>60944410
It is, that's the big bridge in San Fierro

>>60934132
Cancer

>>60943729
Some old timers counted their toes, too.

>>60939814
This is criminal. Marketing cigarettes to children. Disgusting.
>>60934657

>>60934496
>wake up
>slide out of bed into my Pro Gaming Suit™
>boot up comp
>open csgo
>another comfy day in the life of elite gamer guy

>>60934272
>>60939786
I know right. Whenever I see something funny I have to worry that some other websites userbase might find it funny. God forbid I enjoyed myself

>>60947439
doot doot isn't funny
stop trying to make it happen

>>60947497
That's not why its funny

>>60935602
It's almost like these fuckers want to get caught, tortured, and fed to pigs by mob enforcers. Jesus Christ, people are fucking stupid.

>>60934132
thank you for scaling up the punchline and including a bunch of /v/eddit reaction images so i know that it's funny haha lol

>>60945140
>female twitch streamers

>>60945823
weird.
Thanks for the links

>>60945826
>private trackers
>hard to get in

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>>60946070
Lost.

>>60942224

MILKAGAARD HAS BEEN OUR HOME FOR TWENTY YEARS OR MORE

>>60939738
wee lad

>>60940006
So what? You expect /g/ to be a support team?

>>60928468
raid 0 image should be -insert drivepooling solution- and raid 1 image should be raid 0

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>>60928468
I heard you like RAID, so i added RAID on your RAID so you can RAID all day long, bro.

>>60942224
wav has the same advantage, plus you can't hear shit of a different unless you're using good monitors, and assuming your hearing is good, which it probably isn't up 20k.

Flac is a waste of time

>>60949982
What is this, RAID 100?

>>60950121
yup

>>60949982
How is that different from just doing 4-way RAID 0?

>>60950167
It's like 4 drives on RAID0 except each drive has insurance.

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>>60934109
I knew a girl that did this and couldnt figure it out for a week until i fixed it for her, kinda regret it seeing how she was gonna take it to the shop

>>60928543
Til I'm top notch programmer with a little more belly! Winning

>>60939944
I'm assuming the picture was made by a "poor fag" given the grammar

>>60943729
Mayans used base 5

>>60949992
jesus I had forgotten about that

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>>60949992
hehehehe

>>60934496
I'm not even a gamer but that seems comfy as hell

>>60945621
>where to search for FLAC files tho ?
By the CD and rip it yourself

>>60934415

its dead jim.

>>60950257
Every time I see that backpack in conventions/stores I think is really cool, but then I have a second thought that I'd look like this if I were to wear it anywhere.

>>60928543
He has the same body type as Alex jones. They know something..

>>60934520
Why is Maki /g/'s waifu?

>>60934496
onepiece pyjamases for adults were extremely popular in svandinavia around ~2010

>>60947666
How the fuck is the mob gonna find them? And why would they even care?`

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>>60939742
I've seen someone do this.
OC.

>>60937281
as long as they don't start making knockoffs of my cancer medication that i got from using my reddit super deal oneplus cuck fidget phone. oh wait... https://youtu.be/1XLWbIEsh-A

>>60955152
>mfw, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw6XUinNylg

>>60954192
they're also extremely popular among adult babies

>>60934442
I wish I could put out a bounty on that handfaggot picture. I've seen this image a dozen times and the curiosity is killing me.

>>60935461
I'm going to duplicate your meme 1000x better.

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>>60934442
Was he in Policy or LD?

Also current/former debate fags get in here

>>60938342

15/10

>>60938342
Someone explain the joke to me. I don't get it

>>60945098

P E A

S I Z E D

>>60956024
Game of life

>>60956024
Look for game of life

>>60934479
Fake

>>60954792
Jeb?

>>60944380
nice idea

>>60939634
>Gillian
>He

>>60943729
Some primitives don't have any concept of number except from 1, 2 and many.

>>60945129
the major differences still fall under the 20kHz point.

>>60949248
>SLKGIER
>slkfksj skfji
>ksfjskju skfji
>ksfjks ksjgie
Ahh yes of course.

>>60935602
lol retards still don't know they can be tracked by printers

>>60939988
Fumes can be rather toxic

>>60945140
Maybe they should focus on making boards that don't catch fire, instead of hiring girls in bikinis to advertise their products

>>60939774

Best Buy doesnt give a fuck because they are the big player in town, a small shop should do this for free in the interest of impressing a potential customer for later on when they need some real work done.

>>60945098

Seriously what the hell, even an intern should know better.

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>>60939710
>beautiful and cleanly designed language
>C++

>>60939783
god I wish I had 200TB of anime memes

>>60958061
It is the best language yet.

>>60938342
HAHA I GET THE JOKE IM SO SMART LOOK AT ME
i r8 this m8me 8/8 !!! =) because it's not funny anyway but it's for the smart people

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>>60949248

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>>60934043

>>60939977
i remember one of my relatives bought an ouya for some marketing research shit (in other words, for the box) and then gave it to me after

it's still in the box

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>>60939767

Deadset took me 5-6 seconds to get this one. Brilliant