how true is this pictogram?

!false

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>What i actually do

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>>60917371
Haha xd le maymay programming statement. Let me try lolol

Bool true
If(1=1){
true = true}
Print(true)

Yup, it's true.

1 - By virtue of knowing programming, I am now my family's go-to IT guy. I can somehow even fix broken hardware! I'm so amazing!
2 - Despite the above, my Dad thinks I play video games all day instead of programming. Silly Dad!
3 - Duh.
4 - And I have a boss that gives no shits about whatever personal life I may or may not have. I guess he's a good corporate whip-cracker.
5 - We all have our delusions.
6 - Yup.

Needs more pajeets

>>60917393
>not DDG
close, but no cigar

>>60917416
poor anime girl... why does she drink the bleach...

this right here is a good quality post

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>>60917393
Why not just cut out the middleman and go straight to stack overflow

>>60917448
DDG is my search default on Opera, every time i search something in awakes something hateful in me. And the results are worse so if I don't find what I need I have to switch to Google.

>>60917196
'programmer' is vague

>>60917393
Aren't you busy taking the BBC up your ass, Sven?

>>60917196
Last two are correct, the other's I don't know, especially society you can't generalize, people are just too different.

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>>60917554
how is this?

>>60917552
This, DDG sucks ass. Until it becomes more accurate than Google search, I'm sticking with Google (unfortunately).

>>60917617
Why would anyone here know polish?

>>60917617
pl? pl?
items pls

get off my /g/ you dirty polish pleb

>>60917617
gay polish meme

>>60917617
>polish

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>>60917526

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here's one for my job

If(new Boolean("true").toString().toLower().ignoreCase().equal("true")){
Boolean isTrue = true;
return isTrue;
}

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>what i actually do
also waifu-posting is a integral part of being a successful programmer

>>60918042
How long does HVAC typically take. I have some company on the radio that says they can do it in an hour.

Buncha crap.

"What I actually do" needs one panel where I spend 1 month building a robot. Then it needs a second panel with less actual fire, the robot I built with a label "automated scripting" putting out the fire, and me dressed in full firefighter gear, holding the hose in front of the robot, and pretending I'm actually doing something while my boss cheers and coworkers praise me. This panel should repeat indefinitely.

>>60917196
>>60918042
Is this one of those normie memes?

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>>60919520
If I go to an interview and straight up tell them my waifu, would that increase my chances of getting hired?

>>60917393
>not in hindu

>>60917196
Let's be honest, the fire should be on a pile of money.

>>60920001
>HVAC is one thing that someone does

>>60917526
>>60917393
http://www.egr.vcu.edu/media/school-of-engineering/documents/capstone-16-17/posters/cs/CS314Poster.pdf

this won best of show for computer science capstone projects at my uni

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>>60921780
kek'd on this one
I swear if I have to see/ mock up one more god damn flow chart imma an hero

>>60917452
Because she knows she's worst girl.

>>60918033
kek
Seriously though, that filter has saved my ass.

>>60917646
Looks like you are going to be stuck with Google forever.

>>60922118
just make a program that makes flow charts for you