[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

the laptop to terminate all laptops

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 78
Thread images: 11

does this exist in the laptop realm yet?
im a hardcore video editing dark lord

- size: irrelevant, just portable is enough

- battery life: irrelevant, need only 5-10min, as a lifesaver in case electricity goes out

- storage: everything fastest biggest available, multiple m2 raid0 go, + need at least 3 or 4tb preferably more, as hdd storage,

- cpu: as many cores as possible, fastest as possible, with a good cooling system. supernova heat lvls are unacceptable

- noisy? i dont give a shit, im on headphones

- ram: 64gb at least, 128gb preferably

- gpu: 980m actually enough all heavy vfx work is done somewhere else, desktop cards in laptop cool too. no weird extensions with a desktop card in a box

- screen: obviously the sweetest screen available

- i/o: everything in the world. at least 8usbs of all kinds, 3x card readers, hdmi video recorder, two if possible, separate headphone and mic ports please.

- budget: irrelevant, im not paying for it, im getting bought whatever i ask for. +10k usd will be fine


does anything exist covering all of that?
why anon? im editing an entire tv show on the go. ill have 2x separate screens to work with, some sweet portable monitors we have so it will be a 3x screen workstation. but it has to move around every few days. and needs to be a laptop, a machine with a screen attached to do stuff on the go and on set, quick vfx tests etc

plz help, i can find nothing
>>
P70
>>
>>60908867
Get an Ayylmaoware craptop to edit your minecraft youtube videos.
>>
>>60908899
way underpowered, and storage is too little
>>
File: acer-predator-21x-ces2017-014.jpg (52KB, 770x433px) Image search: [Google]
acer-predator-21x-ces2017-014.jpg
52KB, 770x433px
Predator 21x

/Thread
>>
>>60908910
its sth similar to the grand tour faggot, trim your neck beard
>>
>>60908925
Sure it is, but tell your daddy that you stole his credit card before the bill comes.
>>
>>60908921
that does look interesting. any more storage though? also only 64gb ram right? :(
>>
>>60908946 it can hold 5 hard drives
>>
>>60908867
W530 Core i7 with libreboot + dock station and eGPU.
>>
>>60908867
Asus announced a laptop with 8 core Ryzen at Computex
>>
Acer Predator 20whatever inch curved screen with dual 1080s.
>>
>>60909099

21x, already posted it but it "only had 64gb ram" "needs more hdd space"

guys trolling
>>
>>60908921

Damn... if computers were sexy that'd be one sexy computer :P
>>
Look at Dell's Precision Line.
>>
Why don't you sew a couple of straps to a tower and carry it around like a backpack?
>>
File: navy wants over kill.jpg (192KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
navy wants over kill.jpg
192KB, 1024x768px
>>60908867
Well it sounds like you come to the extreme conclusion I did awhile back. Which is how I found "portable workstation computer". Be warned Google is not the best at finding theses so you got to mess around a bit "portable computer" "portable workstation" "mobile workstation" and others need to be combed over as there is more then one out there. Wish I had kept better notes last time.

http://www.acmeportable.com/portable-computers

http://www.ipctechnology.com/index.html

https://www.spartonre.com/ruggedportables/

http://www.orbitmicro.com/global/rugged-portable-workstations-c-283_289.html

these come for diffrent applications, mostly military but a few for mobile vedio editting. All speced out in crazy ways that show how much stuff can be shoved into an oversize suitcase.

hope that helps
>>
>>60908867
> gpu: 980m actually enough all heavy vfx work is done somewhere else
why not just remote in to that
>>
>>60908867
you guys have terrible taste, jesus christ.
>>
>>60908899
This. It's probably the heaviest machine you can get that still qualifies as 'mobile'.

A maxed out P71 has:
>Intel Xeon E3-1535M v6
>17" 4k display
>64 GB ECC DDR 4 RAM
>Quadro P5000 w/ 16GB
>2 TB SSD + 1 TB HDD

For 5400 bucks.
>>
>>60909053
>3rd gen i7
>librebooted
what?
>>
>>60909595
Its gud enuf for hentai m8
>>
>>60909605
since when can a third gen of i5 or i7s be librebooted
>>
Carry around a desktop with you
>>
only 64 gb RAM but comes close to what you want
>>
>>60909651
>librebooted
More like trannybooted. Amirite?
>>
>>60909701
kys
>>
>>60909171
Bu..but it's really big.
>>
>>60909701
what are you even talking about. do you even know what you are saying I know you are the same as
>>60909605
>>60909053
because (you) are just trying too hard while (you) dont even understand what you're talking about
>>
>>60909725
>>>60909701 (You)
>what are you even talking about. do you even know what you are saying I know you are the same as
> >>60909605
>>>60909053
>because (you) are just trying too hard while (you) dont even understand what you're talking about
But I'm (you) not those dirty faggots (you) and (you)
>>
>>60908867
Wait... Wouldn't the ultimate laptop have a gas powered generator?
>>
>>60909575
cheap, actually. If it were Dell, it would be $20,000
>>
>>60908867
They're called workstations and/or desktop replacements anon
Thinkpad 71 should do just fine
>>
>>60909715
For you
>>
File: macprogocase.jpg (106KB, 600x640px) Image search: [Google]
macprogocase.jpg
106KB, 600x640px
https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/mac-pro
+
https://www.sfbags.com/products/mac-pro-go-case
+
https://chargetech.com/product/plug-portable-power-supply/
+
https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Monitor-Powered-Ultralight-Speakers/dp/B01M7RMBV9/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
>>
>>60908867
P50
>>
>>60908867
needs at least 15 more ports.
>>
>>60909917

Well if you are going that route might was well get falcon tiki with 22 cores and 20 tb
>>
>>60908867
I have that model.
>>
>>60908921
im pretty sure OP asked for laptops
>>
>>60908867
I think autism austin unboxed that kind of laptop a while ago. Or was it Linus Techtipfag. Or it is some Asian guy..I'm confused. But it is out there.
>>
Dude check the system76 laptops, there you can customize it for your needs but I think it only comes with Ubuntu. Nothing that a good torrent can replace tho
>>
>>60909651
It can't be he's memeing
>>
>>60909446
is it possible to buy one of those cases to assemble my own?
>>
>>60908867
So a friend of mine got a custom built laptop from ibm/lenovo for about 8k€
that thing is a fucking beast and meets pretty much all of your requirements, its quite heavy tho.
Maybe look into custom built laptops/thinkpads on their site
>>
>>60908867
I have MSI Titan, and it would fit your needs.
>>
>>60910360
Too powerful.
That power pack can only drive devices under 250W.
A 6-core trashcan uses 44W at idle and 238W peak load.
>>
>>60908867
Eurocom sells something like that.
>http://www.eurocom.com
>>
>>60908867
custom built laptop

I bought some second hand weird versions of HP laptops that doesnt match the specs like proc and videocard in their site
>>
>>60909171
>I'm 12 years old and a retarded gaymer
>>
>>60909595
You can libreboot the W520 though and install a 3rd gen i7
>>
File: 1496331894444.jpg (138KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]
1496331894444.jpg
138KB, 1024x640px
>>60908867
>Panther 5SE
I want that shit
>>
>>60908921
thats a all in one gaming desktop.
>>
>>60909446
>http://www.acmeportable.com/portable-computers

This is actually incredible. Didn't know things like that even existed.
>>
>>60908918
>P70
>Underpowered
I don't think you understand how laptops work
>>
>>60913342
We if you actually leave /g/ for a while you might learn something about technology
>>
>>60909662
>660 wat charger
look it comes with portable heater
>>
I've thought about making a slim case then mounting the gpu alongside the mobo using a riser and having it and the cpu fan blowing directly outside the case
>>
>shitty video editing a 10yo laptop can do
>WHAAAA I heed million cores and million GB of RAM
>I have unlimited budget
Just buy something from Apple, they make stuff for retards like you.
>>
That laptop with an 8-core ryzen processor. Forgot the name...
>>
>>60915390
>I am a failure so everybody must be as well.
>>
File: memes.png (133KB, 800x388px) Image search: [Google]
memes.png
133KB, 800x388px
>>60908867
>im a hardcore video editing dark lord
>>
What's up with these max-q laptops?
>>
What's a good laptop for gaming this year? I travel too much for a desktop
>>
>>60909446
thanks for sharing anon.
You're the reason I browse this shithole
>>
>>60908867
buy a battery
>>
>>60915922
dark lord of the editing realm
>>
Precision 7720 for the win, because it doesn't come with a CD ROM drive like the P70 does. Buy a Samsung 960 2 TB SSD aftermarket, buy the maxed out specs Precision 7720 with potato HDD, install SSD on arrival, done. My 7720 is a real laptop, not a luggable, and the cooling system means that with good airflow, I can coin mine at 67C on a warm day.
>>
>>60917688

I recently bought the rog gl502vt and it's pretty good, plays everything I throw at it in high settings with 60 fps, doom @ ultra makes it drop to 40/50s at 1080p but otherwise it's good. PUBG plays at 50fps average and that's optimised like shit
>>
>>60909767
Fucking phoneposter
>>
File: h9nlqYh.png (7KB, 256x198px) Image search: [Google]
h9nlqYh.png
7KB, 256x198px
Who tf is RAID
>>
Worth??
http://a.co/ifzN73D
>>
>>60923085
it's for world of warcraft players, just ignore
>>
>>60910432
>doesnt know how to use >
>>
>>60911429
This, I found a chinese company that built cases that swung out to a monitor and keyboard, but when I emailed them for a quote they never got back to me
If anyone has a lead for something like this please post it
>>
File: NP9570.jpg (316KB, 1296x972px) Image search: [Google]
NP9570.jpg
316KB, 1296x972px
>>60913279
It's alright.
>>
File: 1496579033664.png (66KB, 366x246px) Image search: [Google]
1496579033664.png
66KB, 366x246px
>>60923085
Imagine getting one of these fuckhuge laptops and running a triple ZFS mirror.
Bitchin' fast.
>>
>>60923296
For one grand?
hardly.
Thread posts: 78
Thread images: 11


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.