>this infuriates and confuses the Apple user

>>60896468
>haha anon what are you doing with that old ass internet cable, just use wifi like a normal person!

>>60896468
>3.38 MB
>this infuriates and confuses the Australian

>>60896468
What camera is it?

>>60896481
>... and the third worlder with data caps.

>>60896519
That's redundant

>>60896558
Look... I know they don't teach geography over there, but Australia isn't in any of Americas.

>>60896468
LMAO there are holes in ur laptop

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>>60896598
>mfw apple gets courageous and releases a completely portless macbook with wireless charging

>plastic chinkshit

>>60896519
>>60896588
Look, I know they don't have schools over there, but australia isn't in any of the Americas

>>60896648
what did she mean by this??

>>60896598
Lmao @ ur dongle mongle

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>>60896645
>soda can laptop

>>60896481

You stupid seppo cunt, you wouldn't be able to even point out where australia is on the map

>>60896717
>being so ass mad because you can't open a file

>>60896468
>no serial port
Useless.

>>60896476
*deauths you from your wifi*
pssssssssssh noting personnel...m'lady

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>>60896717
Shoo shoo mate

>>60896468
>>this infuriates and confuses the Apple user
>Added thickness from ethernet port.
>nowadays when people won't even sit next to the modem nor run cables all around the house to each and every room.
Yes, I'm both mad and confused.

>>60896481
Sometimes it infuriates me too despite having a pretty decent 100/100 connection, because 4chan's servers are ass when it comes to loading large images.

>>60897225
What if i told you, that I don't need the increased risk of exposing a WiFi connection in my one man office, so I use that ethernet port daily

Get off my /g/

>>60897256
I'd say you're a basement dweller living off in your mom's basement and can't even into basic mac filtering. Probably don't even own a smartphone.

>>60897225
This, and if you need more than one USB plug you can allways just get the dongle.

>>60897003
Who the fuck is Moot?

>>60897289
I want newfags out

>>60897278
>what is a remote hole

>>60897528
>>what is a remote hole
your mom's asshole?

>>60896468
>these are the only holes non apple users can stick it into

I really wish we could at least get rid of the ethernet port but after reading and experiencing how dogshit slow wifi is I can still see a need for it.

I have a 100 mbps connection and my wifi can range from 35 mbps if I'm sitting next to the router or 1-8 Mbps if I'm on the couch. I eventually gave up and used an ethernet cable on my laptop.

>>60897628
Just get a router-card set that supports 802.11n

>>60897289
It's the nickname of Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of 4chan.

>>60896468
>tfw I too have a T460p

>Feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>60897278
>mac filtering

>>60897659
it is

>>60897677
>I don't know what I'm talking about, so I'm gonna meme him out
Cute

>>60897699
It's pseudosecurity at it's finest.

>>60897289
3/10 made me reply

>>60897720
>I take a shower at home with the front door open, but it's fine because i have a shower curtain. Nobody can see me

>>60897893
Not him, but this is a highly retarded analogy

>>60896476
I still prefer using a wifi cable because the latency is pretty annoying with wireless wifi.

>>60897893
It's trivial to spoof MACs anon

>>60897278
>>60897699
it's trivial to just sniff for the MACs and then spoof it and connect, right?

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>>60897954
>WiFi cable

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>>60897954
Please think before you post

>>60896504
its not a camera its a laptop you blind bat

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>>60897954
>Wifi cable

>>60897278
Oh anon you probably think not broadcasting your ssid makes you more secure too.

The best setup is having a pfsense box as you wired modem with wifi configured as access points.

>>60897003
Says the mobile poster.

>>60897289
You're dumb joke doesn't even work, faggot. It says admin right there.

>>60896588
>>60896648
Fucking Europeans, I hope Muslims turn your country into a caliphate

>>60897699
>meme him out
What the fuck does this even mean? Why do you use meme as a verb?
Also on a scale of 1 to 10, how hard do you think it is to spoof your mac?

>>60896468
that's cool. wish newer MBP models would have more ports. Still not buying chink shit laptops with Windows installed though. There is no operating system better than macOS unless you like Linux.

>>60899421
RUDE!

>>60897225
I bet your phone doesn't have an aux port

:]

>>60899421
>all of europe is germany, ie one country
>germany is literally 99% muslimes now
>t. i get my news and info from our president mr. trump
being ignorant must be a bliss

>>60899516
>implying Europe was relevant without Germany

>>60896642
Future is now

>>60897954
Is this bait? I feel triggered.

>>60896642
>wireless charging
lol no
you just buy a new one when the battery dies

>>60896468
Apple user here, needs more ports. eSATAp, RS-232, and FireWire would be nice.

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>>60899603

>>60899878
IT in a nutshell

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>>60896481

>>60897225
>>Added thickness from ethernet port.

Some thickness is needed for proper cooling and big batteries anyways.

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>i/o selection matters
>what are adapters

are you like ?? retarded or something ???? lol xD

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Too thicc

>>60896468
>>60896476
>>60896481
>>60896519
>>60896642
>>60896693
>>60896803
>>60896880
>>60897225
>>60897528
>>60897617
>>60897667
>>60897677
>>60897699
>>60897893
>>60898104
>>60898563
who are you quoting?

>>60896468
Oh lookit that olfashioned wlan port.

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>>60902129
>

>>60902150
but anon, it's upside down, that's not old-fashioned at all

>>60896642
If they did they could make it completely waterproof

>>60896468
>16:9 plebdom
Yeah, I am pretty confused why anyone would pay to use this piece of shit. If you want to be a luddite, at least get a laptop with a real screen.

>>60902227
Water Resistant™

>>60897225
I consider all laptops without ethernet jacks and at least 2 USB ports (one of which MUST support thunderbolt) toys just FYI.

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>>60896717

>>60902508
less squared is easier to fit into a bag.

>>60896519
>third worlder with data caps.
You mean USA?

>>60903756
Data caps aren't really that common here.

>>60902227
and completely dustproof as well, so the inevitable housefire won't be as dangerous!

>>60904549
kek

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>>60896468
Fujitsu FTW

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>>60896468
>guys look at this fucking ~3.5 MB 6000x4000 image of the never-used I/O on my unexpandable ThinkPad™ UltraBook™ inspired by Intel™ that I totally bought out of my own volition and not just because I'm a summerfag desperate for attention and really trying hard to fit in
like fuck if you're going to buy used at least buy something high-end and not some piece of trash "premium" T4xx fleet shitbox nobody would give a shit about if you didn't attach a hilariously obnoxious meme arrow to it

>>60904873
>never-used I/O
>I don't use it so nobody does
ebin

my AC wireless card is faster than the cat 5 i have mate. why would i use a cable instead of my wifi?

>>60897278
[x] being stupid in a honest and beliveable way

>>60904910
it's a thinkhipster dude, he might have used his RJ-45 once to install WLAN drivers and maybe occasionally busts out the HDMI to hook up to a television, but 90% of his use case is probably spent in a browser

what about you? what's your excuse buying an ultrabook and tethering it to a desk instead of using a dock or even just a USB hub like people who aren't dumbshits?

>>60904873
btfo

>>60904926
It's not my fault you haven't upgraded to at least Cat5e

>>60904974
>what's your excuse buying an ultrabook and tethering it to a desk instead of using a dock or even just a USB hub like people who aren't dumbshits?
I've got a Latitude with a bunch of ports and use a dock.

>>60905008
good for you? that doesn't really answer the question, it's barely even relevant

>>60905031
>that doesn't really answer the question
Yes it does, you moron.
>what's your excuse buying an ultrabook
I never bought one
>tethering it to a desk instead of using a dock
I use a dock.

If you're going to come back all sarcastic like a little bitch why even ask the question?

>>60905045
It doesn't answer the question at all, we can pretty much get by your defensiveness that you probably have something with ports. The question was about your use for one.
>joke's on you, I've got a thick-ass business shitbook!
Then why are you trying to answer a question specifically directed at ultra-portable systems? Nobody gives a fuck about your dumpster dive.

>>60896468
what laptop is that?

>>60905102
The question was what is my excuse for buying an Ultrabook and tethering it to a desk. I answered that by saying I neither have an Ultrabook nor tether it to the desk, you goddamned retard.

>>60905126
Says right on the bezel.

>>60905135
thinkpad?

>>60905135
>The question was what is my excuse for buying an Ultrabook and tethering it to a desk. I answered that by saying I neither have an Ultrabook nor tether it to the desk, you goddamned retard.
So, in other words, you basically had nothing useful or relevant to answer it with but you still wanted to virtue signal and make sure the rest of the thread knows you're part of the used Enterprise™ notebook club? That's fantastic, I'm sure your hip butt buddies over at /tpg/ are rooting for you.

>>60905175
>So, in other words, you basically had nothing useful or relevant to answer
Given I was asked the question, whatever my answer was would have been relevant. Since, you know, you fucking asked me.
>make sure the rest of the thread knows you're part of the used Enterprise™ notebook club
Why the fuck would I care that a bunch of random people on the Internet know that I, another random person on the Internet, am using an enterprise laptop?
>I'm sure your hip butt buddies over at /tpg/ are rooting for you
>implying I frequent /tpg/

>>60905211
Yeah, I asked you because I assumed you were using an ultra-portable but needed a wide slew of ports for whatever reason, and instead of leaving it at "I don't have an Ultrabook you fucking super nigger I'm just spending my free time being the I/O Internet Defense Force" you come back with "well I've got a massive Dell shitbrick with a dock I use to compensate for my small e-penis and it's got a LOT of ports" which really gets the synapses firing.
>Why the fuck would I care that a bunch of random people on the Internet know that I, another random person on the Internet, am using an enterprise laptop?
I don't know, I'd really like to get to the bottom of that myself because watching people circlejerk about being one of the privileged millions with the smarts to pay to dumpster dive a company's disused notebook fleet is pretty cringy at times.

>>60905309
>Yeah, I asked you because I assumed
Never assume. You're the one at fault here.
>the rest
You should seek help, you've clearly got some unresolved mental issues.

>>60896880
>no serial port

really?

> have Pentium II
> motherboard has serial port header and case has bracket for it
> upgrade to AMD athlon, use bracket on new motherboard because it has header
> upgrade to Athlon II X3, motherboard also has serial port header so again, attach bracket
> upgrade to FM2+ A8-7600, new motherboard's still got that header, attach it
> upgrade to Ryzen R5 1600X, GA-AX370 motherboard

mfw it doesn't have a serial port bracket header

IT'S GONE MATE

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>this completely befuddles the macfag

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>>60905765
true its sad that you can't use chrome or firefox on osx ;/

>>60905811
wot?

>>60904752
like a prolapsed aNUS

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>>60905393
>It's your fault I can't read, you're clearly fucked in the head!
Haha, that's enough shitposting for now. Goodnight everybody.

I wish the t470p had Thunderbolt 3.

>>60906394
I can read, that's why I answered the questions I apparently wasn't supposed to answer even though you fucking asked me.

>>60896642
Jesus fucking christ the text is in chaikaspeak, how did I not notice this before

>>60901444
Not really an IT problem more of a you have to explain it to dumb fucks you might not actually know what cat five cable is.

>>60899433
t. memed bastard

>>60903583
I consider all laptops toys.
If all you need is word processing and access to the internet, why buy something over 300$
If you need a powerful computer, why use a laptop at all?

>>60907049
>cat 5
you dont like fast speeds or what?

>>60905765

but it can play it in chrome

safari is the special snowflake

>>60908370
Chrome is a virtual machine, running an operating system, which runs a browser.

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>>60908439
epic

>>60907120
Because there exists a vast middleground of work that isnt opening a single word document at a time or running 7 VMs simultaneously.

>>60908453
Just pkill -f "virtual*" while Chrome is running

>>60908472
how about you suck my cock faggot

>>60897954
>WiFi cable
please go back to starbucks

>>60896468
THIC

>>60897954
ebin

>>60904549
Don't worry. It will just throttle down.

The idea of a 100% water and dust proof laptop with wireless charging is interesting though.
Peripherals via some USB->BlueTooth hub or something could be done I guess.
Probably never gonna happen due to it being too resistant thus never being replaced though :(
And ofc. there is the thermal issues already pointed out.

>>60908615
The thermal issue isn't a big deal on smartphone like performance. Which is enough for such an experiment

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>>60906531
Wow I didn't notice that before either kek

>>60896468
A blurry 3.4MiB infuriates me

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>>60897954
>wifi cable

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>>60897523
>>60897738
>>60899387
>newfags calling other anons newfags

>>60910036
>blurry
OP just used a shallow depth of field.
It's actually functional because it shows what this thread is about.

And get less shitty internet if 3.4MB is too much for you.

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>>60897954
>wifi cable

>>60910627
I could make an equivalent image in 500 kilobytes.

>>60910675
True, but probably not SOOC.

I have the same problem with my D800.
I think the smallest pictures I can get SOOC are about 4MB - Nikon should really add a "web" setting.

>>60896504
t460p Lenovo thinkmeme

>>60907049
the fact that you call it a cat 5 cable in 2017 makes me think you don't know what a cat 5 cable is

>>60910589
>newfag calling newfags out when the where newfaging newfags.

>>60896468
>archaic shit no one needs
>archaic shit no one needs
>archaic shit no one needs
>archaic shit no one needs
>some bullshit which i dont even know what is
>proprietary shit no one needs

>>60910872
>>some bullshit which i dont even know what is

The SIM card slot?

>>proprietary shit no one needs

The Kensington lock?

>>60896468
Not if the user is older than 30, Apple used to be pro ports.

>>60910912
>sim card slot
yeah always wanted to call people with my laptop

>>60910872
It's for 4G retard
>>60910872
Yep I too wish I could be unable to use literally all of my devices without using dongles™©®

>>60910934
>Ethernet is outdated
>Begging people for a WiFi password because you don't have 4G isn't

- /g/

>>60910985
Having 4g on your laptop is literally botnet

>>60912528
As long as it's off while the laptop it's off it's considerably less worrisome than smartphones(because unlike smartphones laptops spend most of their time off, especially during travel were tracking is the most valuable).

>>60910934
It's for data, dumbass.

>>60912528
*wonderful

>>60896476
>2017
>people are still satisfied with spotty and kilobit-rate wifi

>>60901567
>his laptop design doesn't dump all the heat into the user's thighs
>he doesn't wear Apple iCool Fireproof Thigh Refridgerators™ to avoid sustaining third degree burns from his nanometer-thin macbook

>>60897954
That feel when you are trying to help someone connect to the Internet and in a rage of frustration yell such an awful obscenity as "W¡₣¡ C@β│℮" to them, which really should never be uttered under any circumstance. Only to have them immediately go "Oh" and correctly plug in the correct cable making everything work again.

I am starting to think people need to have license to use a computer.

>>60896681
i got a macbook 2016 and am ready to can it.

>>60917713
Is because of the dongles
Or something else

>>60896476
>75Mbps down is not enough to shitpost on 4chan and browse the web on a shitty MacBook Air

>>60896645
Only screen cover contains plastics, and at least they are spill resistant

>>60917439
They really made computers too easy to use.
Which leads to people not taking the time to learn even basic stuff.
Which leads to companies making even easier to use computers.

Now all young people are completely tech illiterate and our civilization will collapse once gen X dies out and nobody knows how to make or maintain computers anymore.

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muh ports

>>60912528
>Having 4g on your laptop is literally botnet

It's way more secure than using some random cafe's WiFi.
It's also more secure than a smartphone.

>>60897954
Hy mom

>>60907049
>not using cat 7

>>60896468
is that full size hdmi AND hdmi mini?
that seems weird

So how big is this "cat" meme?

Does it even matter for short cables?

>>60918395
It's mini DisplayPort and full size HDMI.

>Do you even have wifi, bro?

>>60918477
not really honestly
its just a rating for shielding and reliable bandwidth performance
cat 6 is all I'll need for the next 5 years honestly. Just look it up or something, a quick read is all you need to comprehend their use

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>people actually buy laptops with U processors

buy a fucking tablet if you want a low powered piece of shit

>>60918797
I don't want a piece of shit tablet, I want a laptop with long battery life. I don't need a fucking Xeon or anything in my laptop if all I'm going to use it for is a browser and ssh

>>60897659
Spoiler: If any device on your network is b, g, or lol a, N and AC mean nothing. You're hamstrung by the oldest device on the network.

>>60918973
Depends on the router, I can use have N devices on my network and still fully utilize AC

>>60899825
Why is FireWire even still alive? The war is over, USB won.

>>60919004
Some people still have uses for it, I'm one of them. I know USB sadly won, that doesn't mean I must immediately stop using my FireWire hardware.

>>60917439
Agreed.

>>60919004
>The war is over, USB won.
This is one of the dumbest misconceptions held by people who have never used firewire. They're separate things with separate use cases.
>Hurr why do we still have keyboards, the mouse won
>Durr why are desktops still a thing, everyone has phones
That's what you sound like.

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>>60897954
>wifi cable

>>60897954
>>60897954
>>60898104
>>60898487
>>60898563
>>60899603
>>60908492
>>60910083
>>60920617
>being this new
should need to have a 3 year wait to post
your fucking embarrassing yourselves