Surface Laptop

>>60887438
>MBP clone
>even has the Windows logo where the Apple logo would be
well if the laptop is good then it's good I guess

I will never buy Microsoft hardware ever again in my life. I tried to have my Surface Pro fixed out of warranty and the quote was €750. That's more than I paid for the device and more than it costs to buy a newer model used.

>>60887524
Welcome to the Apple life.

>>60887476
dont most laptops have logos there?

>>60887539
in that style I mean. The whole aesthetic of it looks very Apple-ish

>>60887550
there are many "minimalistic" laptops, apple doesnt own this style

>>60887550
Asymmetrical logos and brand naming is ugly as fuck. Glad MS did this

>>60887550
>another laptop rips off of the Macbook
>this time it's Microsoft
>even Microsoft can't stop following the standards that Apple sets

>>60887438
>shills praise something that they're paid to shill for
HOLY SHIT GUYS, STOP THE PRESSES!

>>60887660
>Deliberately saying they were NOT paid by microsoft in the review
hmm...

MacBook ripoff with worse IO

>>60887715
>*wink*

>>60887729
>ripoff
>better specs
>actually has USB-A
ebin

>>60887760
USB-C is objectively better than USB-A

>>60887770
Here's your (you).

>>60887715
They never pay a shill directly these days, since that has to be disclosed. There's a tacit understanding. A back-room handshake. They know that if they don't give the stuff a good review, they can expect ad traffic to decline, and probably they won't be getting any more review product. The shill has plausible deniability - he says he wasn't paid and in a strict sense he wasn't - nobody cut him a check. The company has plausible deniability - even if they follow through on their threat to cut him off for a bad review, well that's perfectly normal business, what company would want an ad for their product appearing next to a bad review of it?

>>60887760
>doesn't have shiny fisher price UI
>has clunky Windows OS instead
gay

>>60887794
>clunky
4 u

>>60887524
Unmaintainable gadget

>>60887760
It has worse spec and also one usb-a vs 4 usb-c are you dumb or what?

>>60887868
>Worse spec
objectively false

>needing more than 1 usb-a on a laptop

>>60887558
It's neat, the windows logo from both angles. But it's windows, so into the trash it goes.

>>60887528
Apple support and repair pricing is normally a max of $300 shill, and if you cry enough they can be pretty lenient depending on who you get to support your case. I got a free repair for iPhone that was supposed to be $300 (it was a 6 that bent, couldn’t use the volume buttons because of it)

>>60888352
>phone costs 300 ameribucks
>repairs cost 300 ameribuck
???

>>60887438
the whole surface line is a joke, I own more than one and never use them.
my e5450 always seems more appealing and I use that instead.

>>60888467
Good for you.

>>60887438
I'm sure the roaches on this board will scoff at the lack of upgradability and various other BS...but I just ordered one of these bad boys. Feels very cyberpunk to me.

Critics may please eat shit and die.

>>60887783
LG is the worst offender lately. Funny enough even will all this shilling for the LG Gram and G6, they sold fuck all, the G6 almost dropped it's price in half and it's only been out for 3 months.

>>60890303
b8

Looks good but the battery life seems strange.

How much will you actually get on this? I like the ability for all day with my classes usually not having plugs.

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>>60887438

>200 dollars for a dock

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

>>60887438
This or the x1 carbon?
Why does literally every laptop have a fucking thing you have to deal with? Seems like one edge of the x1 carbon "clicks" and the fan just randomly goes full power for a second for some reason.
The xps 13 has an idiotic webcam placement and coil whine + uneven bottom.

>>60888393
There is no way you're getting a new iPhone for $300.

Fuck the meme fabric material though. I tried out in the Microsoft store and it feels as underwhelming as the Surface Pros. Should've been aluminum like the Surface Book.

Is the gram even a good laptop?

>>60887783
>if they don't give the stuff a good review, they can expect ad traffic to decline

is this necessarily true?

>tfw it's literally the perfect laptop except for the fucking fabric
What's a good alternative?

>>60895665
SP5?
XPS 13?

>>60895697
>SP5
memestand

>XPS 13
coil whine

Why get this when you can get a Surface Book? Is this just Surface Book for poor people?

>>60895772
Retarded hinge.

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>>60888467
>never use them
>own more than one

>>60895772
It look nice and yes it's inferior to the Surface Book in every way.

>>60895530

Nah.

>>60895844
>it's inferior to the Surface Book in every way.
How so ?

>>60895969
worse specs
worse battery life
worse display
less ports
can't transform or lie flat despite being a touch screen laptop with pen support

>>60896074
I guess that's true. You also gotta take the Surface Book's fucky connection with its keyboard dock into account, though, which makes the Surface Laptop better at being... A laptop.

>1 USB type A, 1 DP, 3.5mm jack and an SD reader
>i5 (probably similar to coreM), 4GB ram and 128gb ssd @ 1200€
Are they serious?

At this point give me a single USB-C like the macbook.

This no ports meme needs to stop, THERE IS SPACE THERE

>>60896148
>SD reader
Kek. That's the charging and dock port

>>60896185
What's that proprietary shit, they could've done everything with a USB-C or a simple standard round 19V DC connector ffs.

I kinda liked the concept of old surface products, but this is priced as a premium laptop and frankly it is nothing more than a toy, even Apple is doing better for the pro market and this is ridiculous.

I swear Microsoft is going to shit, once w7 becomes too obsolete for me I'll just buy a macbook pro (and I don't want to).

Pls Microsoft do a working and debotneted OS and I'll keep buying thinkpads

Don't fall for this. It's a shit product, like all MS hardware.

stupid gimmicky touchscreen crap. overpriced for a laptop and 200$ to expand the IO.

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>>60887438
>winturd 10
>good
Obvious shilling is obvious.

>>60887438
Install Thinkpad