Tech humor thread. >women in tech

>>60859238
Being a virgin at 30.

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>that 2013 humor
>mfw the state of cybersecurity has gone code red since then

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>>60859253
I'm 32, faget

>>60859263
Damn I'm good.

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>>60859371

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Can anyone help me with my homework?

>>60859238
SSL 3.0
This is how you get poodles...

>>60859415
>Android and Google
same thing

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>>60859483
Good lord

>>60859483
Where the fuck is this from and for the love of humanity please tell me it's shopped

>>60859483
#Trenchfoot #Shellshock LMAO!

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>>60860239
kek

>>60860294
What is this meme?

>>60860315
Worthless.

>>60860315
>Meanwhile in Acre...

Brazilian meme

>>60859483
the fuck

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>>60860337
Tristeza nao tem fim.

>>60860315
that's no meme. that's brazil.

>>60860315
That's not a meme. That's brazilian canibalism.

>>60859483
T-this is a joke right... no one dared to give you this as a homework right? r-right?

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>>60859238

>>60860918
There is no "after" /g/.
You are here forever.

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>>60860315
A simean stew?

>>60859238
>libgcc was compiling so i came to this party
>but watching it compile is more interesting than this

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>>60859483
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
FUCK YOUR NORMALFAG TWITTER SHIT YOU FUCKING IGNORANT MUTT

>>60859483
If my kids ever bring homework like this home I would likely have words with the school.

This is just wrong.

>>60859483
Oh fuck
You are in SEA?
Also if u have this than you are underage

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>>60860950
>tfw we will eventually run out of t420s and x220s
Feels bad man.

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>>60859238

Bretty gud

>>60864645
Honestly don't get it.

>>60864810

They cost 3 times as much now due to miners buying all of them

>>60859483
>>60860911
>>60864076
But if it gets kids to do homework...

>>60859483
>twitter and hashtags are skils being thaught in school

theyre turning them in a mass of attention whoring SJWs we're so cucked

>>60864254
>not buying all $30 t42 you find on ebay

I already do that with pentium 4s

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>>60860950
Thinkpads are literal botnet, even Jade won't fuck you up that much.

>>60865791
Aww OK I see it now, was too fixated on the highlighted parts to ha e taken notice. Thanks

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>>60865999
>botnet

>>60866154
It's just a buzzword on /g/, don't take those kids seriously.

>>60864645
>GTX 1060 3GB costs as much as the RX 580 8GB
huh

>>60863144
After you discover/g/

>>60860368
Nice quality

>>60865999
Why do fish need snorkels.
Fish don't even breathe through their mouths.
wtf I'm triggered now.

>>60866154
>>60866345
It's the "Superfish" logo. Also look up "lenovo spyware" in a search engine of your choice, you'll learn they have persistent malware that automatically installs itself even after you format the hard drive.

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>>60866428
Kek. The battle of botnets.

>>60865903
The back of my band also gets kids to do homework.

I don't see your point

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>>60859253
relevant comic

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>>60867716
>stealing ideas and projects

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>>60859483

>>60867738
What a thing of beauty.

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>>60867688
>actual
It's even worse.

>>60867738
I want one!<3

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>>60867829
Stockings? But why tho.

>>60859371
I see you ran the Navy seal copypasta through Jap Google translate. C for effort

>>60867869
google "striped programming socks"

>>60863144
Can confirm, on my 9th year.

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>>60859238

>not using the full version

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>>60867829
I have a single bed but it's for my cat. For myself I have a queen-sized bed.

>>60867910
Can we please not just repost from /r/programmerhumor

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>>60867916
I've never been there, I got these from here

>>60867916
>doesn't know most of them were made here

>>60866732
>>>/pol/

>>60867781
the for the morning chortle, anon

>>60867738
"A special mouse for special use"

>>60868004
I really don't see the humour here. Is the anime wallpaper really that big a deal?

Or is it a "lel how can i call if i dont have phone?" because if that's a problem for you then you need to get some friends.

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>>60859483
this is it

>>60868025
sorry for your loss

>>60868032
Nah, I have [spoiler]Marceline, the vampire queen[/spoiler] as my wallpaper

>>60868025
the yellow paper was blocking the naked anime character

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>>60865903
made me respond

>>60868044
wanna know how i know you're a retard?

>>60867798
What about the people that literally just call them usb's?

>>60868141
They don't deserve to be on the list.

>>60867957
shift
shift shift

>>60867716
Should add, coming up with the same few "great" ideas in a cycle over and over again and never actually doing anything.

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>>60867957
This is bad for the average /g/entooman because
>no memearrow

>>60867798
>No "USB Key"

>>60867778
>tfw i liked the game of thrones books
should i buy a fedora now?

>>60868025
It's showing how someone would hilariously put anime as a wallpaper on their phone. How pathetic of a human do you have to be to do that?

>>60868226
On the contrary, the pic's creator simply put the most popular books in shit tier simply because they're popular. That's the real fedora.

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>>60867829
ez

>>60868240
I'm tempted to scrot my lockscreen.

>>60867778
Needs an autism spinner

>>60867778
How does one carry this much shit on them at all times? I wear 4 articles of clothing (not including shoes) and carry only my phone and wallet.

Is it the sheer power of autism that keeps them going?

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>>60859483

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>>60859483
>>60868716

>>60859483
i work at a publishing house for school books (europe) and such a thing would never pass the comission here. i'm pretty sure they would reject the whole book for another year.

>>60867868
Honestly don't get this one.

>>60860398
>canibalism
kek

>>60868727
>>60868716
like I get it has evolved into a genre of its own but still
holy shit

>>60859483
All my friends are getting shot by germans! #trenchfoot

>>60867919
>>60867910
Does anyone have the ones for selecting a name? I don't use Reddit if that's where these are apparently all hosted

>>60859483

American fucking education.

The Chinese need to take us over right now.

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>>60859238

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>>60868727
Is there a section on Boxxy?

>>60868989
>YOU'RE A TROOOLL
haha good times

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>>60869054
Honestly, I miss the days when 2/3rds of 4chan nothing but Catie posts.

>>60860294
Uma delicia.

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>>60868716
>MOAR began as a troll's typo.
Wrong. It's not even a typo in the firstplace.

>>60869087
Tell me about it. How nostalgic

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>>60868716
>>60868727

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>>60868240
What else would you put as a wallpaper? Are you a normalfag or something?

>>60867868
>>60868791
yeah I don't understand what the drawn part at the bottom is supposed to add that the image itself already doesnt show

>>60869285
I use the stock wallpaper every time

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>>60869169
Well spoken.

>>60869285
I just use a picture of a meerkat

>>60859483
The Great War sucks lmao... my feet are falling off my body lol. Lmfao fuck the Kaiser amirite? #TrenchFoot #WeCantBreathe

>>60866428
THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SNORKELS YOU JIZZ DRENCHED COCK PUPPET.

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>>60869414

I have a new one.

Yesterday, my gf told me that if she downloaded a movie on netflix, then if I check it on another device. It will appear even though I dont have internet connection.

>>60867900
Who is this faggot who cannot recognise the most basic font on the fucking planet..

>>60869566
obviously she meant that she would download it to her monitored local media server before using the other device you silly goose

>>60869566
>gf
>netflix
I see summer has come.

>>60869566
>>60869622
Yeah she's networked it so as long as you're on the local network you can mount the drive she saved it to and watch it without internet.

>>60867798
I still remember the day back in 2010 that I had to google this at work to make sure I was using the best terminology when writing for our product's user's guide. I settled on calling it a "USB flash drive", and I have used those exact 3 words ever since.

>>60860950
>having a T420 when you can own a T400

>>60869169
>>MOAR began as a troll's typo.
>Wrong. It's not even a typo in the firstplace.

I always assumed that it was a deliberate and ironic misspelling, like "pwned". Calling it a "typo" implies that it was accidental, but I never assumed it was accidental.

>>60865986
>pentium 4
>computing on a space heater

>>60869449
HOW DO THE GOGGLES EVEN SEAL? DOES THAT NIGGER HAVE A FUCKING FRYPAN AS A FACE? DIDN'T THINK SO RACINE. HE'S A. FUCKING. FISH. BITCHES EYES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WETTER THAN A ROASTIE AT A FUCKING COLDPLAY GIG REEEEEE

>>60869815
>google 'fish with shoes' to try to trigger you some more
>all that comes up is a tonne of picture of see-through high heels with live fish trapped inside them
>get depressed because I'm pretty sure they're just stuck and die in there, and in any case they live a shitty life getting walked around in parties or whatever

god damn it

>>60868025
The background is child pornography
How long have you been living in the basement that you missed that it's an ironic trap

>>60867778
Fuck. I have a lot of that stuff.

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>>60869285
It gets worse

>>60869907
>mongolian cave painting is CP

>>60869930
don't tell me thats how you live
why would you not group rewards and play store under google?
you can so easily neaten up the whole thing into 4 folders at the bottom
why bother with a wallpaper if you're going to cover it with scattered icons everywhere anyway?

>>60867798

I work with a boomer that says dongle.

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>>60867746
Though should add:
Get buttmad when happens to self.

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>>60868025
It's the technical incapacity of the police to hack the phone and paint a decent censor block over the wallpaper.
It's a secret outcry to us here at /g/ and /g/ like holes over the internet to help them get into them haxorskilz.

>It's a russian cia psyop to get you to work for the NSA so they can get your dankmemes from your dropbox when surveying you for service.

>>60869942
Welcome to Canada.

>>60867738
I like the change of price

>>60866154

They don't think it be like it be, but it do.

>>60860368
absolutely fabulouss

>>60868716
>>60868727
You have to post more of this, or at least the front page or anything really, more info

>>60868025
It's probably cp and the guy who would call them to claim the phone would get arrested.

unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; git pull; umount; sleep

>>60867887
>Not enduring the pain for greater precision

>>60868716
>>60868727

What is the source of this faggotry?

>>60871799
>Not having the skill to precisely use a soldering iron whilst holding it in the cable.

>>60867748
>saving thumbnail
Still, comedy gold.

>>60869087
>>60869208
>Boxxy "hi I'm katy so randum lol"
>not Cracky Chan

Out, out, you demons of inferior tastes.

>>60868727
>>60868716
Is this a field guide to the internet from the FBI or something?

>>60869815

The goggles do nothing, friend.


>>60869907

Drawings != cp.

>>60864254
I've got a NOS T420 that I'm going to eBay. I'm never going to do anything with it and it's just cluttering my flat up.

>>60871421
>anime chars have age
>thought crime
Maybe in your 3rd world shithole.

>>60869907
>>60871421
You can clearly see the start of her tit.

>>60868716
>>60868727
Name of book?
>Visual Pers- ?
Current chapter?
>-ing with Visuals
Chapters 2, 4 and 9 shown.
What is this, FBI training manuals?

>>60872104
Pretty sure it's a school book.

>>60872120
Text tells truth, rest of it is a really bad joke.

>>60868004
>no sim card-emergency calls only
>downloaded notification
>bluetooth on
>message notification
what's the others?
I-is that arch?

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>>60871858
>>60872104
>>60871831
>>60871259
seems to be this
https://www.amazon.com/2014-2015-Writing-Virginia-Tech-Composition/dp/1269864084

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>>60869285

>>60869962
So he can feel busy, anon

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>goggles
>soldering the top of the board
>fingers touching metal part of the soldering iron
>women
>nigger
>laboratory

... what in the actual fuck is this shit

>>60859483
Hang whoever approved this.

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>>60859238
hehe nice humor op :)
here is also a funny meme

>>60867699
Is there a follow up to this, I'm actually curious of this.

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>>60860950
>>60869752
>chinkpads

>>60867807
Can you make a webm with the glados voice?

>>60867847
muh sides

>>60867829
>No thinkpad

>>60859371
What does the sticker with green text say? I don't recognize it.

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>>60869760
newfag detected

>>60872269
Anyone got that BG handy?

>>60872928
That guy is pretty fucked. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination. Thinkpads are nice though, just buy from good sellers.

damn, I see so much sudo, what is sudo?

>>60877416
install gentoo

>>60877416
Sexy users dot org

>>60867729
Don't you see abon intimidation is the key

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>>60877416
In the time it took you to type that question, you could have opened another tab, and in your favorite search engine, typed in 'sudo' or 'linux sudo'

>>60867688
Nice

>>60860950
x201 masterrace

>>60859263
kek

>>60860950
> wanting a trackpad

>>60860226
no Android is an open source operating system based on the Linux kernel, while Google is a subsidiary company of the international conglomerate Alphabet inc.

>>60867887
The black guy always cracks me up. It's like he's in on the joke

>>60881943
then there's the one on the left, who's really trying to look legit

>>60872867
You just want to jerk off, don't you?

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>>60859483

>>60882295
I don't get why people are mad about it.
It's using modern lingo to get children to imagine what it was like in the trenches and then post what they would have felt about it in twit speak. It's promoting empathy for the soliders.

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>>60867829

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>>60867829

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>>60868727
why does this make me so angry

>>60877416
sudo = superuser do

>>60872207
what makes you say that? also do you have pirate links for that?

 [Anon@AnonPC] ~>$ touch tiddies
bash: cannot touch tiddies: Permission denied
[Anon@AnonPC] ~>$ sudo touch tiddies
bash: you must be proud 

>>60882891
substitute user do once.
you can substitute with any user, although it is common for desktop users to have a root user and a regular user.

>>60883031
wouldn't it be touch: cannot touch...

>>60883161
Yes it would be. Fuck.

>>60883031
how does the second invocation output you must be proud?

>>60883256
It doesn't. You "force touched" tiddies after bash denied permission.

>>60867957
That's like a new language right there

>>60882935
The customer review.
I don't have a link sadly

>>60872179
Alarm clock, xprivacy, LINE and google hangouts, no idea about the arc icon, it might be a custom one to let other autists know he uses that particular distro.

>>60859253

I'm slowly getting almost there... I'm currently twenty seven and August 13 is my birthday which is when I'll hit 28 ;_;

>>60886298
Kek at the thinkpad belt

>>60859263
Nice meme kid, never happened for me.

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>>60882848

because it's a perversion of the only thing that made us feel likew e belonged somewhere

we are all weirdos who don't really fit in. 4chan was there, and it appealed to our weirdness. we spoke a language together that the world couldn't understand. now that language is cool to those that excluded us in the first place. they stole our language, mutilated it, and now write books on how to use it to manipulate people

it's like colonialism, only digital, and this time, we're the niggers.

>>60887104
I'm too lazy to save that, I owe you a bj

>>60887104
Kek.

>>60867868
Someone explain to me why this is humor? The original graph isn't misleading.

>>60869907
>The background is child pornography
Is this a non-freedum country?

>>60869907
How long have you been living in the basement to not realize that is protected in the USA. The least free of all countries.

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>>60867829
Shit

>>60887104
>that one time when company withdrew support for arch because linuxlets kept fucking up and blaming the company

>>60868025
found the pedo weeb
let me guess you also have some shitty anime wallpaper and rarely leave the house

>>60887306
Were you working for a VPS provider?

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>>60868025
>is autistic
>uses "lel" unironically

>>60887211
Because that's like me explaining that 2 + 2 = 4 using a pie chart. It is completely true, no doubt about it, but using a graph with 1 and 2 is just plain retarded. If they had shown, e.g. graphics card comparisons and one happened to be 3dmark score 9432 and the other 18,864, it'd be much more information than simply 1 and 2

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>>60867829
I'm fairly boring senpai.

>>60867765
>This is a flower pot

my sides went into orbit.

>>60886626
holy shit feels bad man to a whole new level

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>>60859253
24 khv here

>>60867928
>doesnt know most of them were made on twitter

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>>60867829
I just need a vape pen, a meme desk, or a Rubik's Cube

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>>60867829
Definitely did not get them for "productivity"

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>>60867688
>he doesn't use Go

>>60874574
opensource

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>>60867829
do not fret I am still retarded

>>60867847
Fucking chinks

>>60868974
top kek

>>60889429
ahh, thanks

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I'm fucking boring

left is embarrassingly parallel
right is hard

rightfuly so

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>>60886626
easily the most autistic post ive read this month

>>60874574

> install gentoo

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>>60867829
I'm not /g/ enough.

>>60859253
thank god im 23.

>>60859483
>american education

>>60867887
What's with the dude in the middle? His body looks Photoshopped.

>>60886135
28 here brah stay strong almost got dem wizard powers.
No shit my beard is already turning gray.

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>>60867829

>>60872060
>Anime characters have age
>A 3000 year old witch can look like an 8 year old girl
CEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEE

>>60859483
please end my miserable existence

>>60868791
>>60869287
It's pointing out how stupid that graph is

>>60892479
>please end my miserable existence
so this is how they're training pajeets to be spam bots

>>60884774
Arch news or something

>>60872867
It's fake
Pretty sure the post is from /a/ and the image is just off the internet

>>60860911
Got some bad news for you son, this isn't homework, this is an exam.

American education, sponsored by Pepsi Co, hosted by troy mcclure, too lazy to find image.jpg

/r/ here, anybody got that one pic, i think it's a /g/ screenshot, where the guy is showing off the mascot he made for his linux distro? pretty sure it had a top hat and a cane

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>>60867829
I think I am close to having a problem here lads...

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>>60894342
>...

>>60887211
Unlabelled y-axis

For all you know, they could be measuring performance in transistors

>>60872867
The follow up is that it's fake as fuck and you're a gullible newfag rebbitör.

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>>60867829
The original version has "no razer" and "no apple" crossed out. It's by design.

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>>60894342
You don't have a problem until you get a bingo. Don't worry or think about it until you are knee-deep and unable to escape it.

>>60878818

To be fair, with most 4chan memes, Google will show you a technically accurate answer that's totally unfunny and doesn't explain the actual reason it was posted.

>>60895949
>2017
>Using google as a reliable source of information

>>60882343
You can make fun of WW1 without making it a mockery of the good men who died there (see Blackadder) but comparing the horror that inspired dadaïsm with the vapid ramblings of the most entitled westerners around makes my blood boil.

I want to hit the person that did this with my Berthier until they apologize.

>>60859253
You just got to get in with some of wild boys. When I was around 18, I slept with 6-7 girls. 24 now and haven't had a gf or slept with one since.

>>60859253
20 khv, still got time r-right guys?

>>60859483
fucking normalfaggots what the fuck
god I hate this place

>>60872207
Seems to me like they need another massacre, or five.

>>60860918
Except the after pic forgot the stupid tranny socks, the cut+paste millennial gamer setup, the discord, the soundcloud, the dildos, and the anime trash.

>>60869285
You tard, having an anime wallpaper on your phone or desktop is as normalfag as it gets now.

You are a cookie cutter faggot and so are the rest of you. Don't you have some steam games to play on your tiny pink and blue mechanical keyboard and some "boipussi :3" messages to send to your DISCORD friends?

>>60898810
This, faggots need to die.

>>60859253
31 in a couple of weeks
Currently boning a 22 year old student

What are you guys doing wrong?

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>>60898881
They're not in to whales

>btw:
You're at the age where you're about to lose that already-waning sex drive of yours. But that 22 year old is still gonna crave that dick, so she's going to end up getting stuffed with black cock while you put her through school.

>>60898967
Spotted the 24 year old virgin

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>>60899955
Spotted the sad little man

>>60898881
That's borderline pedophilia.

You might wanna grow some balls and approach mature women that are your age.

>>60866173
580 out of stock everywhere, thank miners

>>60889382
>he's never solved a real multithreaded problem

>>60867975
You can't just reply to /pol/ everywhere and hope it fits the context. Either that or you're hunting for (You)s.

>>60899813
Is this supposed to be a good thing or a bad "lol so nerdy :3" thing? Because I fucking want this thing.

>>60872120
Having met Bjarne in person, I would have a hard time imagining him in that situation

>>60860315
Ape soup.

>>60898810
you seem to know a lot about normalfags, anon

>>60859483
"The conditions in these trenches are awful. Least we got WiFi though #lol #trenchfoot #literallycanteven #goteam"

>>60867905
Gideon? Is it you?

>>60859483
were playing tic tac toe on the ground with my shovel. to the right of it is my nasty foot. #trenchfoot

>>60901022
topkek

>>60867829
what memedesk is that, maybe i have it

i just downloaded windows 10 ltsb from microsoft.
wat do?

>>60886626
This was so well versed, I laughed and loved all in one reading. Autismo power my brother.

>>60899985
needs more sharktits

>>60896574
Google isn't an encyclopedia, retard. It's just a link provider.

>>60891527
Show me your stockings :3c