Admit it, you'd buy this in a heartbeat if you could afford it.

>>60835538

I like how they've done the signal/battery bar at the top.

>>60835538
No, I'm going to use my 5s in red leather case until it dies.

I wouldn't use an iPhone even if I was given a 128GB iPhone 7.

My Nexus 5X would do just fine.

In fact. I've actually been offered an iPhone as a work phone, and turned it down.

>>60835538
no. i just need threema, phone, browser and protonmail. no need for this phone.

>>60835538
No. I've been involved in app development for the last year and iOS has been the worst fucking experience of my life. Fucking never.

>>60835538
But I can afford it. And I’ll see if I truly have to replace my iPhone 6.

Botnets are for niggers

>>60835538
Not really, I'm still happy with my Galaxy S3, and if I had to upgrade, I'd choose a Galaxy S5 or Moto X before an iPhone

>>60835538
Are they copying Live Tiles now?

Already have a Galaxy S8.
>No headphone jack.

>>60835575
Good man.

This does not even look like an iphone, it looks more like a typical korean phone

>>60835538
I'd rather buy 4 Android phones - which would come out to about the same price - and smash three of them and keep just one, just so I wouldn't be stuck with iOS and no MicroSD slot.

>>60835583
Mine bootlooped two weeks ago... ood luck anon

>>60835875
I have access to an SMD rework station. I'll be fine.

>>60835538
>afford
None of my phones I could "afford"
Heck I'm typing this in a phone I don't own yet.

>>60835573
ugly af

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>>60835538
You're right. I would.

>>60835538
Why does Apple love rounded corners so much?

>>60835969
So it's easier to pleasure your asshole with their devices.

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>>60835995
Apple knows how to please its customers.

>>60835538
I'd buy iPhone if it wasn't proprietaries overpriced shit.

>>60835538
fuck that shit on the top of the screen

hell naw

>>60835538
Nope

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>>60835911
Give it back to the rightful owner, Jamal.

>>60835538
Nice Galaxy S8 homage.

>>60835538
nty.

ill stick to my iPhone se.

that shit looks retarded. wtf are they doing.

>>60835538
I can afford it but I am not a consumerist whore so I will stick with my 6s until it dies.

Why does it look so shit.
Steve jobs please come back from your retirement in Bahamas.

>>60835538
Im too used to Android now. Cant be fucked moving to another ecosystem and figuring out its quirks.

Looks nice though, gotta admit.

>>60835538
wow

that shit is ugly

>>60835538

If it were half the price and LineageOS works good on it, I would.

>>60835538
I dislike the entire idea behind phones in general to begin with.
I would probably get a good linux laptop.

>>60836092
I think he means it's on a contract.

I'd still go note 8. Or if they fuck that up I'll keep vmy v20 till it dies. Swappable batteries are pretty Damn useful

>>60835969
They don’t use regular rounded corners. They use the golden ratio, and some other mathematical scales in order to make the shapes seem more rounded than straight rectangles/squares.

No Magisk, no dice, sir

>>60835538
No. Android is a superior OS. Why would I spend money on a dumbphone when I can get a desktop OS in my pocket?

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>>60835538
meanwhile people are absolutely hating this phone

i fucking swear to god, this is exactly what iphone 8 will look like and everyone will be fawning over it and praising apple for once again revolutionizing the phone industry

>>60835538
Nah, the S8 looks way better than this and if I had the money I would rather buy that. That bezel on the top ruins it.

>>60837296
fuck that phone too, if they had just NOT done that shit on the top, and added water proofing id fucking buy it


also fuck lenovo and motorolla for dropping notification LEDs and water proofing

>>60835538
>if you could afford it.

Everyone can afford that TWENTY FOUR MONTHS OF SPECIAL FINANCING.

Know why they offer it? So burger flippers like you could afford them and feel big and mighty :^)

I can afford it, but I see no reason to "upgrade" my Samsung Note 2. That wouldn't even be an upgrade, since the iPhone lacks essential functionality, like a 3.5mm jack and a replaceable battery. Unless it has a 10 Ah battery out of the box.

>>60837296

>people are absolutely hating this phone

i doubt those people are iphone users. the people who fawn over apple products don't typically check out other phones on the market

I had three iphones and this design looks like its made for handicapped people

>>60837430
it's the tech journalists that are meh and eh right now but just watch them do a 180 on this design when it's the Apple that does it

>>60837296
>hasn't shipped yet
>people are absolutely hating this phone
really activating my apples there

>>60837476

yeah but that's to be expected in this age of click-bait.

>>60835538
That's fucking disgusting

>>60835538

I imagine my next upgrade will be the 8 Plus.

>>60835538
Admit it, you'd turn a microchip into a FreeBSD phone if you were knowledgeable enough.

>>60835538
I could afford it, but if they decide to intrude into the screen like that, no, I won't be buying it.

>>60835538
>no physical keyboard
Dropped

>>60835538
I'd spend extra to not use that failed abortion.

>>60838932
Fucking this.

nice try but even my headphones are worth more so... no

>>60835583
how do you like the 5x? I bought the nexus 6 when it first came out and while it's starting to slow a bit with the newer apps, it's done good.

>>60835538
the Essential phone exists

>>60835538
Do I look gay to you?
Not everyone on /g/ are stockings wearing homosexuals.

>>60839069
xD

>>60835538
The new screen design looks nice, but iOS 10 was shit and iOS 11 looks like it's going to be even worse. I'm going to keep my SE on 9.3.3 jailbreak for as long as possible.

>>60835538

I can afford it, I've even considered it. Why would I buy a phone without a headphone jack though?

What functionality does a new iPhone provide? Aside from being a fashion product

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>>60835937
kys

>>60839425
Because its better than every other phone in everything that matters?

That did it for me

>>60835670
Fucking this, am I the only one who noticed that apple went this way since the iPhone 6?

They used to have a good design but they went too far with minimalism, only new good looking with updated design product they made is the new macbook (non pro)

It just looks right like the 2012 one used to

>>60840714
What matters to you? I'm enjoying Spotify with my proper pair of earphones (not apple, they sound like shit) and I don't need an external DAC

>>60839496
You instantly become gay.

>>60835622
or your faggot ass

>>60835538
Nah, I'm good with my S8

>>60840863
having software updates
doing all my daily tasks quickly and lag-free
good looking and consistent interface

Pretty much this

>>60835538
Yeah, I'm not gay. So I'm good.

>>60841027
There are tons of option for this on android, just don't buy a cheap samsung or a cheapest chinese shit made for Indians and you're good to go.

Lagdroid is a meme, it depends on hardware, and toptier hardware is cheaper on android

>>60836596
>tyrone giving out excuses

>>60839048
don't risk a bootloop

>>60835538
if i had that much money i could've gotten a laptop or built a pc and kept my A7 2016 imo