https://tech.slashdot.org/story/16/07/25/1133257/once-valued-at-125b-yahoos-web-assets-to-be-sold-to-verizon-for-483b-companies-confirm
>>60819820
or maybe the most expensive blowjob in history
Install gentoo...
>>60819820
That is old news and after the hack reveal there was a renegotiation and they dropped the price even more.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-21/verizon-said-to-reach-deal-for-lowered-yahoo-price-after-hacks
>>60819820
/. is still a thing?
Why does she look like Linus?
>>60819820
No one's checked Yahoo stock lately have they?
>>60822191
In appearance only. Cmdrtaco sold it long ago. The only commenters left are grey beard autists I would assume.
>>60822215
you mean they're different people?
>>60822375
Stop.
>>60822375
lol linus without glasses
>>60822390
where were you when marissa mayer, creator of the linus kernel and CEO of linux tech tips, sold GNU for over 4 billions dollars?
>>60822409
>>60819820
People like her are proof that capitalism is stupid. Making over 1 million a week for driving something built by others into the ground while a single weeks paycheck could bail an entire village out of poverty for a lifetime.
Right wingers will defend this.
>>60822482
lmao best pic ever saved
So is Yahoo japan a seperate entity? Or are they going to get forcibly ((modernized)) due to this deal?
>>60822476
capitalism =/= corporatism
>>60819820
>Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, who was expected to leave -- or get fired -- said she intends to stay. "For me personally, I'm planning to stay," Mayer said in a note on Yahoo's Tumblr page. "I love Yahoo, and I believe in all of you. It's important to me to see Yahoo into its next chapter."
uhh, why havent they fired her? theres a clear stratergy to making your company great again, specifically seeing what worked in japan. yet they didnt capitalise on it.
>>60819820
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIrAN4JneY
>>60823254
This is our CEO, she sits in her office talking to herself saying "eheuahuehue What do you do all day? heuhehueuhue" for hours on end
>>60823254
I will learn to laugh like that so I can fuck with people and troll on the phone.
>>60823319
>Softbank Group, possibly one of the most competently ran
Then why yahoo.co.jp looks like shit?
>>60819820
that's a very misleading URL
>>60823254
don't post this again
>>60823319
Yahoo! Japan is 36.4% owned by Softbank Group, compared to Yahoo! Inc.'s 35.6% with another 6.6% owned by Softbank subsidiary SBBM Corp.
But yes, they're most likely all but autonomous.
>>60822591
echos are dumb, but at least use the proper amount ya gentile
>>60823254
Watch it on half speed and thank me later.
>>60819820
I wish I could get paid $900k a week to run a company into the ground
On July 16, 2012, the day she was hired, Yahoo’s share price was $15.65. Isn't it around 55 dollars now? I wouldn't say she's a complete failure.
>>60825426
>1 million per week
Really?
>>60825407
reminds me of that wall-mounted slut who got a vibrator strapped to her cunt at full speed for way too long.
>>60823254
I wish I could unhear that
>>60823353
Because Japan. All their sites are like a mad woman's shit.
>>60823234
She is beholden to Yahoo's shareholders and she made them a lot of money.