/g/ humor thread

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:3

>>60812346
that's some expensive programming socks. I got mine for 1 euro from ebay

>>60812499
What's going on in that picture?

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found this on a decade old usb stick which is no lonnger writeable.

>>60812500
>>>/v/

>>60812553
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

>>60812553
even the thumbnail is enough to make my blood boil

>>60812629
What does it mean If I use parabola? Am I the arch guy or the gnewsense guy?

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>>60812553
DELET

>>60812533
This is why we don't want Reddit on this board. They do gay shit like this, just look at all the faggots wearing kek flags at trump events. Never happened before /r/the_donald showed up. That site is literally cancer.

>>60812499
>>60812531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPCDoANDkl4

>>60812633
can't believe they got any points

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>>60812500
>AMDfags still think they are relevant

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>>60812675

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>>60812327
:^)

>>60812633
I fucking love me some scoreball.

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>>60812711

>>60812787
Oh no. I have computer related autism.

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OC

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>>60812850

>>60812500

See even this kid knows AMD is a joke.

>>60812850
I call it a dipstick because I was super drunk one day and asked my also super drunk friend to hand me 'the dipstick' and we both knew the name was wrong but knew exactly what I was talking about so it just kind of stuck. Any time I use it on another person they too know exactly what I'm talking about. It's kind of neat.

Thanks for reading!

>>60812861
this whole thing is bullshit

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>>60812896

>>60812896
I'm sure that with Reddit invasions of late, that chart is outdated and IQs dropped drastically.

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>>60812997

>>60812629
>windows doesn't have a fat Boogie look-alike
lies

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>>60813014

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High quality thread

>>60812976
why not use dual channel memory..

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>>60813165

>>60812629
Debian: the only one that's not a complete faggot. Take note, lads.

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>>60813187

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>>60812732
What in the fuck am i looking at?

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>>60813203

>>60813148
Is this is rupees?

>>60812804
>Google Chrome

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>>60813288
oh yes, the glorious suicide shower.

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>>60813262

>>60812435
cheer up emo duck!

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>>60812415
I would buy the shit out of that.

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>>60813339

>>60813313
>pajeet pooscript terminal emulator
How disgusting.

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This thread is about posting the oldest and unfunniest pictures, right?

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>>60813391

>>60813262
I miss the good old days of GPU memes

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>>60813424
<3

>>60813288
>brazil.jpg

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Just dumped out this steaming hot oc

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>>60813443

>>60813449
these were never funny, stop

>>60813449
Well push it back up, it's not funny.

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>>60813457

>>60812415
I want one, preferably without the aniboo trash sticker.

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>>60813480

>>60813471
>>60813465
But I'm pretty sure this place is

DESIGNATED

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>>60813391
>Pros: When plugged in battery lasts forever

Goddamn this is good.

>>60813480
14/88

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>>60813502

>>60812531
It's a webm you fag master

>>60813521
Video is just pictures being displayed at a certain rate to look as if motion is occurring.

>>60813209
source code for yandre simulator

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>>60813514

>>60812948
>outdated
It's a fake chart anyway.

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>>60813549

>>60812787
I get triggered at "tiling window manager". I have Win10 for gaymes and Debian for work. I use i3, but on the offchance I do work on my Win machine, I put each window on half of the screen. Seriously, tiling is the bomb if you don't want to think about 1 more completely irrelevant thing.

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>>60813576

>>60812837
I FUCKING WAS THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED

>>60812520
Savage

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this is a dual 290x card fyi

>>60813217
Uh, who is this moot guy?

>>60813595
I like how this image is actually just a form of white knighting for women

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>>60813725
>4 8pin connectors

>>60813735
??

>>60813632
Quality shit

>>60812487
The sockfag on /bst/ said that you should get quality socks, that the ones from China was shit, although the ones on Amazon might just be overpriced Chink shit anyway.
He recommended sockdreams or something.

>>60812757
Looks like Poland is just as secure from cyber, as they are from terror attacks

>>60812680
I fucking hate reaction videos.

>>60813595
>sees the letter g
>"this looks interesting"
neat

>>60813532
AND YOUR MOM IS JUST A CHEAP WHORE

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME

>>60813889
why?

>>60812997
>Cats smarter than dogs
topkek

>>60812837
Wait a fucking second, is this Wroclaw?

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>>60813432

>>60812499
The first few keys actually seem to get cleared pretty well.

>>60812421
I get the joke, but what's the counterargument to this lazy thinking? My faggot friend thinks like this becuase he "doesn't care."

>>60812993
>Intel at work

>>60812669
When Reddit started, everyone there thought they were the smartest. Contrast with 4chan, where we all knew we are a bunch of idiots. Reddit just spills memes into real life. 4chan is a threat to democracies.

On a smaller scale, the same logic applies to Fark. They know they're a bunch of idiots, and oddly enough that makes them tolerable.

>>60812824
>>60812941
Source for these?

>>60812732
Kinda feel bad for the guy.

>>60813109
And the link still works.

>>60812824
Can someone explain this meme to me please? This is the 4th manga crossdressing programming pic ive seen.

>>60814151
There was only 0,5GB though.

>>60813909
Dude was running a test that required Apple hardware.

Look up Steves Blog 96 MacBook Pro

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>>60814201
Crossdressing will make you a better programmer. It's a fact

>>60813909
You can rent macs in the cloud to build & test your software if you don't own one.

>>60814207
The links go to different folders

>>60812669
this
they ruined /pol/ faster than they ruined /b/

>>60814095
If you download unauthorized media, or even break the speed limit, you're ALREADY a criminal, which means that the government has a reason to stomp on you whenever lobbyists tell it to. The difference between "child abuser" and "you" is smaller than you think.
>Muh prosecutorial discretion! Muh slippery-slope fallacy!
El oh el.

>>60814271
Can you post the first one?

>>60814095
you should kick your friend in the balls

>>60813978
Cats really are smarter than dogs.

>>60814276
>ruined /pol/
anon...

>>60814289
it used to be entertaining and slightly self aware
now it's degenerate garbage

>>60814285
archive.org/details/4chfolder-banana

tinyurl com/nakedbanana

These are two separate zip files with different contents

>>60814306
>slightly self aware
You know, you could never be sure if someone was just baiting or not
Now I'm sure almost everyone really is serious there
Basically, pretending to be retarded will attract real retards

>>60812415
corsair nazi fan ?

>>60814310
Thanks.
Now what the hell am I supposed to do with these...

>>60814324
I mainly hate the election fags still spouting 64d chess shit
also I do disagree with this board on government spying
I think if the gov was capable of keeping the data secure they should be spying on everyone to weed out problems
too bad they can't keep it secure
I guess that's why I think the board had any quality to begin with was because they had similar views as me

>>60813576
still relevant 6 years later

>>60813632
what is this?

>>60813587
> JavaScript isn't on the list
> C# is

>>60813532
That doesn't mean you call a video a picture

>>60813480
Nein/nein

>>60813728
White Hiroshima

tesco self service checkouts in my area run on windows xp, my mate scanned something and it just started shutting down, along with the whole sound and everything, then rebooted, didn't get my phone out in time

>>60814288
Is that why you can teach a dog to find drugs and save lives and have to teach a cat where to shit ?

>>60813565
did he dead???

>>60814476
No, it is why a dog will do what you teach it to do and a cat won't do but what it wants. You can't force a smart being to do what you want it to do.

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>>60812732

>>60813535
That's kinda obvious, but what's wrong with it?

>>60814509
That's pretty good actually. Though shouldn't it be connected to the green wire?

>>60814563
t. pajeet

>>60814597
Tell me you fucking retard.

>>60814500
Are you one of those people who think cats are smarter than humans? Not doing what you are asked to do is not a sign of intellect. It's just attitude.

>>60814282
Oh, so I should be opposed to catching criminals because you're a fucking criminal.

Get Netflix, get Spotify, and stop being a drain on society, you piece of shit.

>>60812415
I hope this is real

>>60814635
>cats are smarter than humans
When did I say that? I just said that cats are smarter than dogs.

>>60814689
Next time read the whole post before replying.

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>>60813866

>>60814719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons
>Neurons in the cerebral cortex
>Dog 160000000
>Cat 300000000

>>60814641
Now connect a zip drive

>>60812804
You've got some problems to address in the bottom right, did you remember to backup all that ass?

>>60813853
And piracy for personal use isn't prosecuted. And we have no immigrants and way less PC that the west.
Now if only the median wage was better I would be happy. Though no social stigma for living with parents evens it out a bit.

>>60812981
Okay that one made me laugh

>>60812804
Laptop used by lecturer also has IE, FF and GC pinned. And she uses 200% volume in vlc instead of turning the speaker up. Always cracks me up.

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>>60813612

>>60813565
i wish that were me

>>60813288
>decide to take a shower
>step in, turn on the thing
>lights starts dimming around the house

jesus fuck me NEVER AGAIN

>>60814772
You know that's not how it works, right?

>>60814906
I don't see what could go wrong here.

>>60814964
You know that's exactly how it works, right? Cats are smarter than dogs. It's also the reason why a domestic cat survives if lost from home, meanwhile a lost domestic dog is usualy found and brought to shelters in poor condition.

>>60813587
This might be the most accurate chart I've ever seen

>>60815012
>Human 21,000,000,000
>Long-finned pilot whale 37,200,000,000
protip: other things matter too

Filtered.

>>60814491
Yep, both of them
>>60814932
Me too.

>>60812593
Not a rage thread.

>>60815055
Ass blasted dog owner detected (: Your pet is dumber than my pet.

>>60815055
Neuron count divided by body mass is the most common metric which more closely correlates to intelligence, and in that regard cats beat dogs by an even greater margin

>>60815094
>correlates
And posting on 4chan correlates with being a human failure.

Either link to some studies (like the one about crows, shit was pretty interesting) or fuck off.

>>60815115
>>60815094
>>60815072
>>60815055
>>60815012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3PWHxoT_E

>>60813349
>>60813334
What in the fuck is happening here?

>>60815228
BOOM

>>60815228
Retarded electrician forgot to ground the gas line, so now it's got a nice high resistance path that heats up real nice.

Oh, did I mention that it carries natural gas?

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>>60812629
Found the Fedora girl - shes an eCeleb, yo.
j/k shes a jvlogger - which should rustle the weebs from their slumber

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAKZ2vtm_-hfqeCGTNNbZqA

>>60813412
holy shit 9TB used to actually be an unfathomable amount of storage

>>60814563
What the fuck

>>60815262
Why is the gas line carrying a charge? (Let alone enough to make the pipe glow)

>>60815340
Pipes are often used as ground, now usually the ground shouldn't carry any current, but the neutral on that place must be bad.

>>60815072
I too have cats, and have come to the conclusion that they're the dumbest animals on the face of the earth
no way they can outsmart a german shepherd, husky, or bloodhound
they're just smug is all

>>60815416
They are smarter. I already posted proof.

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>>60812553

>>60815433
Already refuted.

>>60815475
Not in the slightest. Look on what cerebral cortex is used for.

>>60815433
>>60815475
>caring about the intelligence of their pets

>>60815493
Look up what brain is used for, may come in handy.
>>60815498
I don't have pets and don't like animals.
Just autistic enough to care about faggots too stupid to understand that correlation means jack shit. >>60814772 was even worse and completely BTFO by >>60815055.

>>60815293
holy shit i hate that retard

>>60814291
I can get behind that, but a marker does the same.

>>60815525
You may want to look on what the cerebral cortex is used for. You'll realise that cats on average are almost twice as smart as dogs.

>>60815565
You stupid fuck
>>60815055
>>Human 21,000,000,000
>>Long-finned pilot whale 37,200,000,000
was from your cerebral cortex link. It's not as easy as you think.
To make an analogy you may understand: number of cores, clocks and the quality of software all matter.

lul

>>60815565
Yulia is right.

>>60815275
>used to
How much goat porn are you hoarding?

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>>60813587
>java
>less haxxor than python

>>60815272
the fedora girl is from peep show

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>>60812578
>mission to eliminate child obesity
>to make kids more attractive

>>60812553
This is a nice post to filter out the /reddit/

>>60815704
2 10TB Hitachi He drives in RAID 0.

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>>60816079
>he

>>60812575
My favorite is the you tell me or when the only thing working on the rom is just the flashlight or some shit.

>>60816277
no indians, no women

>>60816277
The man wants quality, obviously.

He's not going to get it for that price range, though.

>>60814992
gpu is useless, unless she's mining

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>>60812406
It's not just a meme. My current workplace in Sydney saw it as a big enough itssue to get custom signs.
They had to spend money on this.

>>60812415
>vhs player
where does that trope come from?

>>60812531
Actual gaming.

>>60817294
I also do that.
What's wrong with that unless it's built out of paper an can't take the weight.

>>60816277
you can be a female (male) though

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>>60815293

>>60812732
whats wrong with this aside from using a switch statement

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>>60814095
generally this

>>60817564

if (a == true && b == true && c == false)
    // do thing
else if (a == true && b == false && c == true)

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>>60812808

>>60817653
This doesn't even look real, fuck off.

>>60813158
>door locks protect criminals

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>>60812447
>>60812463
Fucking lost

>>60813158
They can convict you simply based on your IP address accessing CP content. Even simpler with a phone since the IP is linked to a specific device which is linked to a specific person. The actual files aren't even needed for a conviction.

They're acting like police are just randomly checking phones for child porn. That'd be illegal in the first place.

>>60812535
There's nothing wrong with half of these tbwh

>>60812981
DONKEY!

>>60814095
I think there's a big difference between "I have nothing to fear" and "I don't care".

The former's bullshit while the latter's just being realistic.

>>60813464
So true.

>>60812435
>>60813333
>memes of the past come back to haunt us in our autumn
fuck i'm old

>>60814397
phone charger circuitry, from quality to chinesium. and then to house fire.

>>60812533
Why does he need three shirts?

>>60812896
>/fit/ is smarter than /g/
>TFW too stupid to lift

>>60814291
That's where you are wrong. Ethernet cables can very well be directional. It's most seen in 6 inch patch cables from a switch to a patch panel. Turning it with the twist will make for a nice even look. Flip it around, and it will kink, as well as look off from the rest.

>>60816003
Yeah when you see people respond to this post in a passive-aggressive butthurt manner, you just know they need to go back.

>>60813086
All that time and money spent repelling pussy and they didn't even do it right. Shame.

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>>60815293
>reballing

>>60815272
>can't tell those two faces apart
>he's got fucking face blindness

I know that the word "autistic" gets bandied about a lot on 4chan, but I legitimately think you may have autism.

The Fedora girl is the character Dobby from the excellent British comedy series Peep Show.

>>60812415
I wish they would make another T H I C C Thinkpad and just put fucking everything in it.

>>60814095
"a prisoner is not always immoral but is always an enemy of the state"

I think Thoreau said that.

>>60815989
>not into thicc/oppai loli

get taste pleb

>>60815565
>twice as smart
How do you measure "smartness". What are the units. OPs?

>>60819412
neurons

>>60817591
>opposing faggots
>immoral
Good train of thought, up until that point.

>>60812643
mhmmm dongles

>>60817374
because they aren't designed to take the force.

and when the porcelain inevitably breaks, it will fuck your legs up savage and you'll probably bleed out with your face in the toilet.

>>60817294
Asians. So many asians in sydney, and they all use squatting toilets.

>>60813628
holy christ was this the terrible trackpoint button replacement that existed for one gen?

>>60813637
>DIY DanceDanceRevolution