What's the most comfy programming language?

Actionscript

>>60786785
Python 3.4+

>>60786785
Ti-basic it reminds me of a simpler time

Swift.

>>60786785
For lesbians

>>60786785
compiz-fusion with beryl.

>>60786785

I want to learn this bad boy but it's so noob unfriendly.

>>60786785
Hoon

>>60786785
C

>>60786785
Scheme

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Haskell

>>60786785

You already gave the answer in the OP.

>>60786785

Depends on what you are trying to do with it.

>>60786810
This. Fuck ruby.

>>60788702
an elegant language for more civilized age

>cuts random guys arm off

>>60786810
Since 3.x python is for fags that indent with 2 spaces

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>team lead announces we take over another project
>it's python

>>60790113
>Civilised
>Undefined behaviour

>>60786785

what makes Ruby special?

>What's the most <NEET buzzword> programming language

?

>>60790176
Rust

>>60786785
don't know many languages but i really like C#

>>60786818
this desu
its literally c with good oop and optionals
also >value types

Thoughts on Go?

>>60790453

>also >value types
every language which forces the same syntax for reference and value types is shit

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cobol is bae

>>60790135
lol i dunno optimisation desu~~~

>>60786785
This. Not Python.
Python doesn't have stuff like array.sample.

I'm a pretty huge fan of ASM.

>>60788702

this

Ruby

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>>60790481
Learning it right now, so far I think this is my favorite one so far.
But then again, I'm just a shitty webdev who only knows PHP and JS

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>>60790577
I was my first programming language and it fucked up my will to be a programmer for the next 10 years.
If only I had a C as my first language.

D

C++

PHP is the most comfy.

>>60792218
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF

>>60792208
Do you think C++ should be called C+++, for having 3 standard libraries?

>>60790124
no one does that, it doesn't follow the pep 8 style guide

>>60786785
C++17

>>60786810
>>60790124

>Not using TAB like a proper human being

>>60786785
Forth

>>60786785
Fortran

>>60786785
>not ruby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25u-pp-7PHE

C++

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>>60788702
so much this

Golang will be the most comfy when they finally add generics.

COBOL. I don't have to write any new code ever, just doing spec updates and reviewing logs. Everyone else thinks COBOL is some kind of arcane fuckfest but it's as simple as any other modern language. Mainframe shit is all you have to learn, which is really simple because at this point it never changes.

Nobody else in the whole company knows how to program for these z systems and nonstops, so I have job security out the ass.

>>60794887
Fuck Fortran, go eat a dick

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Crystal, hands down. Faster then ruby too :^)

Javascript is actually pretty comfy, once you know it pretty well

>>60797010
For small scripts/pages yeah, it's pretty comfy. For large applications it's a pain the ass and a liability. Excessive backend js is cancerous.

>>60797025
BackendJS should of never been a thing. When I meant javascript, I meant real pure js used for what it was designed to do, webpages reactivity

>>60786785
Perl. Just like it.

>>60787288
I heard karly can help with that!

>>60797082
>using reaper tech

>>60797086
I like it cause Larry Wall is a Linguist, and that is my field of study so i have bias.

>>60797010
Stockholm syndrome.

>>60790577
>DATE
>10/02/10
That's 1910 right? :^)

>>60786785
I-i actually agree with you Anon, Ruby is pretty comfy.
*Intensive sweating caused by /g/ C-lovers staring*

>>60786785
My list of comfiness (from the most comfy):
>Haskell
>OCaml
>C#

If you need to do some web stuff, Elm feels pretty comfy (although I only played with it a little since webdev isn't my thing)

>>60797233
You're one of those aggressively boring people I always seem to end up trapped talking to at parties, aren't you?

>>60790481
Love it. I don't have to think as hard while writing it. Pretty syntax.

It's C perfected.

>>60797277
Nah, (some) people say that I make things they normally find boring or confusing sound interesting. Usually I try to avoid talking about topics the other person can't relate to though.

Also, I don't go to parties. When I do I often feel down and avoid people.

>>60786785
VHDL, i love it.

>>60797307
How's the standard lib and 3rd party support? I heard it has decent web server capabilities and there's gomobile for native mobile development.

>>60797610
I don't often write very complex programs at all, so I'm not sure. I usually use Go (and sometimes Python) to do things that are too much of a pain in the ass to do in Bash. So far, though, the standard lib has had everything I needed to use so far (RPC, flags, etc). Goroutines are nice.

>>60792260
what are you talking about

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asynchronous javascript

>>60796959
Where can I learn it? My university doesn't offer COBOL classes and prof started laughing when I told him about it.

>>60797430
you are damn right

>>60786785
R is my favorite

t. statsfag

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>>60790168
Feminists and gender studies

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>>60790168
She is cute!

>>60798638
you have a point

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>>60798593

>>60798638
i want to cuddle with rubychan

Lua to me is the most clean looking code.
Everything is organized, easy to fix mistakes. I'd go with SCITE for Lua.

That would be Lua

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Ruby.

>>60786785
Coffeescript by far, it combines all the best features from Javascript, Python and Ruby

I wish they made it a standalone language instead of just a transpiler

>>60788702
Came here to post this.

>>60800104
>>60800106

Brazilian language for the win.

>>60797064
>language designed for simple, quick scripts to handle client side web page behavior
>pushed to become not only a server side language, but a desktop language
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Haskell is comfy once you become enlightened.

Before then, even though I write Python, Javascript, C, C++.....

Java is the comfiest. Hands-down.

>>60786785

Javascript and CSS

I mean, 4chan is addicting. I don't think we will ever build a website as addicting as youtube and 4chan.

You are now aware that most of the differences between modern languages are meaningless as far as developer productivity are concerned, and you would be equally 'comfy' with any one of them if you worked in it daily. Likewise, if a common set of standard libraries had the full focus and attention of the developer community, those libraries would be performance/stability gods.

The rapid proliferation of new languages, like new js libraries, is a fucking meme. Silly Valley is missing the forest for the trees.

>>60786785
Ruby is a comfy and beatiful language.
However what the Ruby community and (main) Ruby developers consider as nice Ruby code ist most often ugly, mangled garbage.

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Perl.

>>60790481
I just finished programming some backend shit in golang. Absolutely comfy.

>>60792626
just map the tab key to 4 spaces, now github won't barf your code and you can be lazy

>>60786785
Kotlin

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>>60786826
You're confusing Ruby with rugby

>>60786785
Machine language

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>>60800903

>>60786785
Shell

For anything worthwhile? C++
For meme projects python 2.7 all you 3+ faggots are cancer

C# or Java

Node.JS is quite comfy

Matlab

python

>>60786785
C, just works

>>60790577
This.

t. Started leaning cobol

>>60798180
By paying with your youth

>>60788691
Hoon

>>60786810
>Python 3.4+
It's ridiculous how Python is trying to act like a normal language.
It's good but it's a joke for big and serious projects.

>>60786785
C.

t. Sincerely enjoys memory allocation.

>>60786785
comfy language
meme language
CIA nigger language
botnet language
Ryzen language
Vega language

>>60786785
ARM Assembly