What's the fidget spinner of programming languages?

>>60786346

NODE DOT JS

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>>60786349
nah Node.js is the tangled fishing line of programming languages.

Node.js

>>60786390
deep

>>60786346
Brainfuck

>>60786346
Assembly.

Try it.

ruby

>>60786346
Are you looking for a language to reduce stress, or one that autistic retards play with while accomplishing nothing?

Not sure.

>>60786349
unlike node.js fidget spinner actually works

>>60786346
Jquery

>>60786531
That sounds a lot like Linux

>>60786547
>ebin

>>60786426
dont, this shit can wreck your processor.

Python
/thread

>>60787127
>mature language used by scientists is the equivalent of the latest useless cash-grab trend

>>60786346
functional programming?

Javascript

>>60786346
Ruby

I want to say Rust, but it's really Node.js

C++

>>60787159
>python used by scientists
If you want speed use c++, if you want abstraction use java. If you are mentally challanged, use python

>>60788043
He has a point. Python is used by people who can't program (which includes scientists) because you can literally paste pseudocode and it will work.
That doesn't mean its a good language though

Kotlin

>>60788043
Don't you ever insult my language like that ever again

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C

>>60788043
>If you want speed use c++, if you want abstraction use java.
what if you don't want either of the two?
> If you are mentally challanged, use python
yet python is used by scientists and mathematicians i.e. people smarter than you

>>60789238
They use python because its easy

Programmers use real languages because they need to do more than a fizzbuzz

>>60789061
Javascript is much better than "your language"

>>60786547
[insert GNU+Linux copypasta]

>>60789120
more like a hand carved wooden yoyo tbqh
placing my vote on Processing
you gotta be pretty autismo to use that

>>60786346
>fidget spinner
i have no idea what this is. but i have already seen jokes about jokes about these spinners and basically overnight it was everywhere.
could someone enlighten me?

Ruby

>>60791651
It was made for people with ADHD

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The Jews are cashing in on autism generated by whites not race mixing enough to keep genes good.

Now be a good goy and buy your child a fidget spinner and give your wife a "refugee".

Rust

>>60791651
Guerilla marketing

>>60786373
i got so fucking good at fixing backlashes, its a shame people dont pay me to fix their backlashes. the one in that pic i could probably fix in like 3 minutes without cutting the line

>Muh "HTML" normalfags brag about

>>60791697
>race mixing is a jewish ploy to sell more processors
I believe it

>>60786346
Python

Either python(/ruby) or rust.
Fucking debate me right now

>>60787159
>Python
>mature language
also
>scientists
>not throw-away garbage
also
>scientists
>standard for language quality

>>60786547
reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60786390

SO TRUE, WEHN WIL PEOPEL WAKE UP

>>60788043
>If you want boilerplate use c++
FTFY

The time I save doing import <obscure algorithm> is significantly larger than the time I would spend writing it in another language

> If you are mentally challanged, use python
> challanged

>>60794743
The time I would save by running in a faster language*

>>60789301
what the fuck do you mister programs satellites in assembly do that is so real

Fidget spinner would be more like electron.
Doesn't do anything itself and nu-males like it.

>>60786390
very profound
my almonds have been activated

>Python
Nope.

>Node.js
Nope.

>Rust
Nope, though it's close.

>Haskell
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Ball Bearing Assembly.

Angular

>>60794758
Bet you can't run 100m without breaking down, nerd.

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>>60786346
Minecraft Redstone

Scratch

>>60788429
SECOND that.

Processing

>>60786349
>>60786373
>>60786376
How do people think that Node.JS is a programming language? Does the .JS not tip them off that it's still fucking JavaScript, and the Node part is just a runtime and library for server-side usage?

>>60788429
It's also decent for prototyping, but there's a slippery slope somewhere that leads from prototyping to having an entire project in it.

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>>60796325
>tfw switching from electron prototype to C++ rewrite made it 100 times better
100 times less CPU, 100 times less memory, 100 times less disk space

>>60796405
>see new "multi platform" project be released
>oh cool
>lots of features
>looks pretty damn decent
>built on electron
>into the trash
Why do people use this shit? It's a massive performance hog for no apparent reason.

>>60796405
Why does Electron sound strangely familiar to simply including a browser in the application?

>>60796461
>Why do people use this shit?

The idea of one codebase for your web, Windows, Mac, Linux, iOS, and Android apps is pretty attractive.

>>60796136
oh boy, here we go

>>60796041
10/10 kek

Haskell

Lisp

>>60786390
Really makes me think

>>60796136
Most people consider javascript to be something you use to interact with the DOM in a webpage.

node.js is used for applications programming with a completely separate standard library, it's practically another language.

>>60797140
So what you're saying is people don't know what a programming language is?

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>>60786547

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Mathematics.

>>60797319
Yes, I would like to know more about the game engine you wrote in C++.

Kindest regards
Bill

>>60786346
rust

>>60796041
This