New Macbook pro with Kaby Lake

>>60784888
i hope you get penis cancer so you can't use it on your boyfriend

>>60784897
>gay
b-but I'm not an android user.

but anyway, there isn't a single PC laptop that even comes close to new MBP in terms of looks, performance and screen.

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>>60784925
Not so fast.

>>60784933
>surface
lmao... complete fucking garbage. it's bushleague.

>>60785009
Nice argument

>>60784933
Enjoy your nasty dirty felt palm rests 2 months from now.

>>60784933
They didn't even adopt USB-C

Also it comes with a shit version of Windows

>>60784888
>now with new premium apple throttling technology that will let you run at max turbo for 2 mins!

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>>60784888
>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have <70% aRGB
>gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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Step aside niglets.

>>60784888
The Macbook is a better laptop.
But personally the SP5 is the best laptop, it's a drawing tablet that isn't bulky as shit and has very decent performance.

>>60785081
You having a stroke bruh? Dial 911.

>>60785030
Unless you're literally splashing in the mud you're not getting the alcantara dirty.
>inb4 posts that disgusting chink's typecover

>>60785034
>USB-C

Remember when everyone was yelling at Apple for adopting USB-C so early?

>>60785097
No, are you?

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>>60784888
Where do technology illiterate mactoddler subhumans get the false impression that they or their fruity toddler toys are welcome much less belong on a technology board?

>>60785073
>16:9

>>60785102
I had my Surface 3 for 2 years and use it as a daily netbook, the Type cover is still pristine and it isn't even the new Alcantara.

>>60785102
>Remember when everyone was yelling at Apple for adopting USB-C so early?

the problem wasnt adopting usb-c too early, but completely dropping support for regular usb.

>>60785126
That hasn't changed

Had some girl yell at me because I was using my Lenovo ThinkPad during class. Yelled at me because of how scruffy it was and how "dated" it looked. (Shes using a fucking Macbook mind you)

This new apple keyboard pisses me off, the trackpad does, the touchbar, everything that apple could have done to make last years macbook a steaming pile of shit, they did so.

AND IT WAS ALL TO MAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING THING 1% THINNER THAN LAST YEARS. (well, almost all of it.)
You should never sacrifice things like keyboards and usb ports for fucking THINNESS. Especially when the damn thing is THIN ENOUGH ALREADY

>>60785148
>that guy with the annoyingly loud laptop fan in lectures

>>60785097
If you're going to get a gimped notebook, might as well get something that's the cheapest and the most portable. Macbook is the least retarded choice if you're stupid enough to even consider a mac in the first place.

>>60785034

>Also it comes with a shit version of Windows

What current version of windows is not shit?

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>>60785022
but it is.

>>60785171
>complains about gimped hardware
Even relunctantly recommends Mac.

AHAHAHA

>>60785061
works on my machine

>>60785073
>DELL shit
kek'd hard. It's fucking garbage anon. Unlike IBM's ThinkPad division, Dell has NEVER produced a good laptop. NEVER! All they make is mediocre garbage.

>>60785171
>least retarded choice
>macshit

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>>60785188
>tfw you called someone was going to post that picture

Here's another type cover after 6 months of constant use

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>>60785188
At least wash your fucking hands after wiping your shit mactoddler.

>>60785188
Fake news.

>>60785203
Yeah, I'm not wasting my time arguing with sperglords still spewing the thinkpad memes 24/7. You've got your own thread where you can compare your irrelevant aging heavy and dated pieces of nostalgia.
Dell, on the other hand, has indeed make a name with the latitude notebooks, used for people that have real jobs.

Please don't get mad.

>>60785221
>>60785188
That type cover has such a gross color?
Black masterrace here.

>>60784888
All for the reasonably low price of $1799.

>>60785203
Dell has been on a roll lately. Their XPS 13 has great reviews by literally every reviewer out there.
It's also the official laptop of /g/, so fuck off with your cumstained plastic piece of shit.

>>60785267
The black type cover is nice but I prefer the texture of the alcantara covers

>>60785171
>dont buy something gimped
>get a macbook instead
>core M
>not gimped

fucking lel shit is more like a tablet than an actual laptop

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>>60785221
thats brand new. alcanthera is fucking garbage.

it fals apart after few months and ends up a stiff piece of rubber.

only a retarded company full of pajeets would put that shit on a laptop. can't even run a lysol wipe over it.

horrible.

WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebUNgMhQV4

Surface Pro has no fucking resale value!

>>60785296
$1299
Gets you 128GB SSD and 4GB RAM on the MBP with fucked USB-c compatibility
or
$1299
For 8GB RAM and 256GB on the MB.
The choice is fucking obvious.

But the XPS 13 blows both out of the water.

>>60785061
Nice pasta poorfag lmao

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>>60785330
Nice to see how you have to cherry pick rare cases to make MS look bad. Talk about damage control.

>no resale value
Check pic related

>>60785381
>iphone
kys icuck

>>60785381
Dude. Fabric on a keyboard sucks balls.
You know that.

>>60785416
t. Someone who's never used a current gen surface typecover

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>>60785416
Works fine for me!™

At least it doesn't corrode to shit like Mac palmrests.

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>>60785447
More

>>60785381
you're a moron.

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>>60785462
More

>>60785447
>>60785462
You can wipe it off you slob. You know what that would look like if you had fake suede leather on it???? It would look 100x worse than this >>60785188

>>60785437
I used it. It doesn't look nor feel premium.

>>60785447
I don't own a macbook, as a matter of fact I own a '13 barebone that's heavier that a buick. Had i had the money I'd get an XPS. Just stop being a fanboy and watch / read some reviews.

I told people these anti apple posters were fucking ms pajeet shills. But no, people think I'm paranoid.

Look at this

>>60785381

>>60785496
I had my Surface 3 for 2 years. The keyboard is pristine.
I'm not trusting reviews that obviously deliberately sabotage a product. Nobody uses a tiny 12" tablet with both palms resting on it.

>>60785496
>I used it.
No you haven't.

>>60785524
So, you're telling me that all the reviwers got paid by Dell to talk shit about Microsoft? Tinfoil much?

>>60785547
Whatever keeps you warm in bed buddy.

>>60784888
Is there even a laptop worth buying?

>>60785073
>coil whine intensifies

>>60785555
Where the fuck did you get Dell from? Really makes me suspicious about your posts now.

Also look at the hand marks on >>60785188 , the way the Type cover hangs makes it physically impossible to rest your hands like that if you're using it on a desk or your lap. You'd notice that if your brain isn't a size of a peanut.

>>60785555
Because when they get accused of being a shill, they just slam someone else to deflect.

Seriously who the fuck mentioned and is defending surface in this thread?

>>60785563
yeah, a MBP

>>60785483

imagine what it would look like if apple actually used aircraft grade aluminum?

>>60785061
>2006-2015
> Posting old pasta on topic he knows nothing about
There are so many things wrong with this old pasta that it just makes you look dumb for continuing to post it.

>>60785483
>wiping off that
Further proof that macfucks are literally brainlets.

>>60785697
that's better than aircraft grade aluminum (which doesn't even exist) you retard.

>>60785061
(you)

>>60785712
I think it's controlled opposition by the Apple shills. They are attempting to make haters look retarded in a pathetic attempt to make macs look a little bit better.
It's not working though since ishit and mac sales has slumped really bad the past 2 years.

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>>60785744
Mac people are literally the smartest people on planet.

Peter Norvig, Director of Google Research = Mac user
Brian W Kernighan, major UNIX figure, Mac user.
Demis Hassabis, DeepMind creator = Mac user
Jeff Dean, Google's most valuable engineer = Mac user...

list goes on and on.

All the smartest and most powerful people in the world use Macs.

Stay mad low-IQ POOJEET!

>>60785468
Opinion discarded.
>>60785483
>wiping off that

Lmfao
>>60785750
>better than something that doesn't exist
?????

>>60785782
>source: my ass
You sure told us iPajeet! Back to the iShitting streets you go!

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Apple fucking annihilated their keyboards in the past years. That flimsy tiny butterfly bullshit isn't usable for work at all.

>>60785766
Nah you're giving MS too much credit. It's just their retarded pajeets.

The fact it's surface being discussed is the evidence. The thing is a literal macbook clone and came out recently, naturally they get some pajeets somewhere to bash the mac all day to try and get people interested in the new surface. If Apple was reverse mac shilling I'm sure
1. they'd do it better than this and
2. they wouldn't bring up the surface.

Yes I am a macfag.

>>60785766
Really? because Gartner reports mac sales up 4.5 over last year.
http://www.gartner.com/newsroom/id/3676117

>>60785660
Are you sure about that?

>>60784933
Lolno Pajeet.....just no. That's just plain fucking sad

>>60785073
>Dell
>Wangblows 10 cuck edition
>Le Lincucks Developer edition

What a piece of shit

>>60785116
They're desperate to be accepted, just like regular cock sucking fags.

>>60785148
Nice pasta. Glad to know you keep a folder ofthat shit just to post to threads.

/g/ has become a giant shillhouse.

>>60784888
>BABYLAKE

laughingzepplincores.jpg

>>60785865
Nice to see how all the paid shills ignore a post with an actual source like the plague.

>>60786005
That wasn't literally the only poster that mentioned Apple's sales. Everyone knows iSheep eat up Apple products like hot cakes

I can't fucking wait for my laptop and desktop to sell. I'm gonna get the new 12" MacBook because fanless designs make my dick hard. Then the iPhone 8, then an Apple watch 2. Then I'm gonna troll the everyloving shit out of /g/ and trigger their autistic fits till they have a fucking stroke. Shit's gonna be cash

>>60786030
*was

>>60785979
AMD better not fuck up raven ridge. I want an APU with HBM on a laptop STAT.

>>60786005
Yeah it's funny as shit.

>REEEEEEE!!!!! they showed me facts that go against my neckbeard ideals!

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>>60786035
>I'm gonna blow my money on retarded homosexual jewelry to make strangers on the internet mad
Have fun.

>>60785181
windows 10 ltsb

>>60786073
>implying that's my only reason for getting superior autism triggering hardware
>posting underage smug anime girl
>being a neckbeard faggot

How hard do your parents cry every night?

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>>60786111
lol u mad

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>>60786111
>I desperately need to validate my purchases with stranger on the internet
>My ego can't survive without their replies and an Apple logo that tells everyone how much I love cock
It's cool man, we get it. Enjoy your purchases.

>>60786111
>spending $6000 on a tech equivalent of a cock ring
>makes others mad
HAAHAHAHAHA

>>60784925
not sure about looks, since that's subjective, but i traded in my macbook pro 15 (2014) for a alienware 13r3. it has a gtx 1060, 1440p display that's OLED- way more colors and more accurate than the macbook pro, and way more power. the only thing it's lacking would be battery life, but I am fine paying that price to get more performance. i have never really needed more than the 5 hours of battery life i get out of it.

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>>60784925
>iOS and Mac OS have ~8% market share
>average rate of the gays is 8-10%

>>60785278
What's wrong, anon? Don't you have a job?

>>60786151
The IPS 1080p version has pretty good colors already. Should've got that since it gets 7-8 hours battery life easily.
OLED might display a lot of colors, but it's nowhere as accurate as the 1080p version which is closer to sRGB spec.

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>>60786111
Learn to argue like a pro, boi

>>60786030
Really, because >>60785766 just claimed that Mac sales slumped bad for the past two years. But now, "everyone knows iSheep eat up Apple products"

Which argument is it? is the claim now that apple users just decided to buy more macs because they are "stupid" and nobody swapped over? Or would you like to stick with the original shill's reply that sales or slumping?

Since everyone seems to just be talking shit, I think you may both be wrong.

>>60786123
>>60786147
>>60786148


Samefagging this hard with faggy anime shit. And bitch I aint even mad. Just laughing at you and your epic le pcmasterrace le ganoo/lincucks Le XDDDDD!!!! bullshit

>>60786158
Holy shit it all makes sense now

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>>60786260
Nigga just buy your Apple shit no one really cares. We'll call you a faggot no matter what.

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>>60786158
>Actually gay
>Own a mbp

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>>60785799
Here's 50 Rupees for you, Sandeep Pajeet.

Indians are the biggest Apple haters because an average Mac or iPhone is literally their yearly salary.

Sour grapes and shit.

Kek.. stay mad and POO IN THE LOO!

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Will the Apple is gay meme ever end?

>>60786279
>He doesn't know how many Indians work for Apple
>He doesn't know his precious white supremacist applel products were designed and engineered by professional shit skinned street shitters

Anon, I......I have some bad news for you.

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>>60786297
It will last at least for as long as their CEO is an actual homosexual.

>>60786297
Jesus christ. I'm now an Apple fan.

>>60786297
this is why terrorist exist.

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>>60786311
Apple's not Google or Microsoft.

Google doesn't even have any white execs anymore. Only pajeets, jews and asians.

>>60785750
not him but there are various grades of aluminium, "aircraft grade" is more of a slang term but it exists
t. tiwai point smelter

>>60786151
>justifying 5h battery life ever in a laptop
You fell for muh specs and muh gaming meme.

>>60784888
>Butterfly keys

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60786535
A rare true issue. I like macs, but those keys suck.

"You get used to them." is not an acceptable reply to how much those keys suck.

>>60784888
>no Function keys
>no dock
>utter shit port selection
>muh thin bullshit
>widescreen
>horrible keyboard
>perfect
Yeah, nah.

>>60785061
Nice copypasta.

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Make way for the king of the laptops faggots. MACfags and all other fags can't look away when I pull out this gorgeous 14" OLED screen. It's synonymous to a BBC for MAC faggots.

>>60786628
>16:9

>>60786628
>14" screen
>worst type of convertible laptop
Dropped

>>60786628
Yeah no one cares

>>60786628
lol, go home X1, you're drunk.

>>60786341
Hmmm I might actually switch to Apple because of this.

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>>60784888 (OP)

>>60785819
did you try them

>>60787776
Not him but I've tried them at Microcenter. It feels fucking awful.

>>60787776
Tried my friend's MacBook keyboard. Might as well have been a fucking touchscreen.

>>60785073
My only gripe with this is the lack of an Ethernet port. Other than that, it's God-tier.

>>60787860
It feels very close to typing on an android tablet where it vibrates when you type on the keyboard.
It's fucking terrible.

>>60787950
>16:9

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>>60786704
Apple has the hottest MILFs. I snapped few pics of this chick when I watched the keynote. No idea what her name is... but dang... she must have been 10/10 5-10 years ago.

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>Shitty fucking keyboard
>Top row of keys including fucking escape replaced with gimmick touch bar
>All USB-C, enjoy your goddamn bag of $20 dongles
>Every fucking part is soldered on so Apple can ream you even harder for small hardware upgrades

Fuck Apple. Fuck everything they've done in the last year. Fuck stupid fucking Tim Cook for letting this happen. They had a chance to unfuck their product line at WWDC this year but they did nothing. FUCK

>>60786628
>Lenovo spyware

fuck off cia nigger

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>>60789478
>t. mactoddler

>>60789497
>t. windows babby

get a libreboot thinkpad you dumb cuck

>>60785073
Enjoy your constant driver crashes

>>60786158
>gays 8-10%
not even close

>>60789557
Maybe stop using the Win 10 Home Dell gave you

>>60784933
wew ladjeet, nice try though

>>60785073
im vomiting

>>60785148
jej, looks like you're still buttmad cause you got humiliated in class

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>>60785061
>unclickable zone
that is a macbook air. also fake news, works perfectly here
>battery life meme
this can't be right, my surface pro 3 had horrible battery life, didn't last 3 hours.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Surface/comments/54ew5t/microsoft_confirms_newest_surface_pro_3_battery/
>quality
apple ranks mid to top in quality rankings usually, also f ake news
>shit ceos
my aunt is gay fuck you
>shit performance
i can play factorio fine on my macbook so im happy

>>60785073
They'll never understand. QC issues are a thing tho, gotta stalk them support nignogs

>>60784888
>AYY EMM DEE
Perfect laptop does exist, and it's the XPS 15

>>60789800
>t .mactoddler

>>60789836
>t .vkiddies

>60hz screen
>perfect

>>60790570
>laptop
>needing more than 60hz
Coding, CAD, Photoshop, watching anime and browsing 4kek doesn't require more than that.