Github outage

>not hosting a local gitlab
WEW LAD

>>60784215
again? Yesterday i got error 500 for about 5 minutes.

is that why aur packages aren't updating?
good to know

Git your shit together lol

>all backups were handled by one guy
>he gets fired and replaced with a diversity hire
>hard drive is kill
>she doesn't know how to restore from backups

>>60784352
proofs, where are they?

>>60784365
Are you retarded?

>>60784215

diversity

>>60784375
what do you mean by this

dubs decides who was to blame
trips decides who gets fired

>>60784365
It's just fanfiction anon. Come on. Don't tell me you come to /g/ for the well researched posts and mature discussion.

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>>60784365

I hope this goes on for a week

>>60784394
the russians

>>60784394
it was the russians

>>60784365
It's called a joke, you turboautist.

Who the fuck actually hosts their critical corporate repos on a third-party server?

Why wouldn't you just set up an internal git repo and sync on github privately to maintain backups.

>>60784391
Why would you ask for proof for what was obviously a joke unless you were retarded?

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bitbucket masterrace wins again

U FUCKIN MADE GITTURDS??? HUHHH

calling it
THE JEWS DID IT

>>60784417
>>60784437
>it was a joke
ok then

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hey Github

>protip

Github when sjw just months ago, and its already turned to shit! Those weirdos are useless and incompetent. Businesses keep falling for sjw meme is kind sad

How does github even make money?
They provide their core product for free and don't have ads and nobody would pay for github enterprise when bitbucket is much cheaper and setting up a private git server is piss easy on your own network.

>>60784437

To be fair it sounds like a completely realistic thing to happen for Github

>>60784590
>2017
>doesn't understand data mining

>>60784519

> There is a project
> it turns to be good and useful
> SJW terrorist start invading them with shitty excuses
> the project fails, it turns to be shit

what a surprise uh

Why the fuck they dont just wake up and avoid it? its that too hard? or they are forced to do it?

>>60784215
Still works for me and has been working for me.

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>>60784518
That response made my dick hard. Many years of customer complaints and snarky ticket submissions make me loathe these thoughtless tubs of emotional goo. What the FUCK does trans shit have to do with programming or commits? Good on meh for rejecting that cunts emotional muh identity bullshit.

>>60784518
BASED

>>60784251
fpbp

>>60784394
gitlab v github war

>>60784808
gitlab is slow as fuck

>>60784808
why can't people learn to use git correctly? it has a built in PR mechanism, it's called email.

>>60784430
>Who the fuck actually hosts their critical corporate repos on a third-party server?
People who believe in the cloud, and executives who believe that IT is just a cost center.

>>60784669
I like that they are willing to remove him given a suitable replacement. Practical and political

>>60784669
>customer complaints and snarky ticket submissions make me loathe these thoughtless tubs of emotional goo

I HATE THEM HOLY FUCK WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SPECIAL REEEEEE