>2nd outage in a week What do you reckon went wrong this time?

Reminder that unless you are a FOSS hipster you should've moved away from Github.

>>60769701
Where do I go?

>>60769712
GitLab

>>60769712
Sourceforge or use a self-hosted gitlab my man

>>60769684
Probably use AWS

>>60769684
Someone decided that optical fiber is sexist and cut all the internet links.

>>60769684
How long until github goes out of business?
They haven't actually made a cent of profit since they opened 10 years ago, and yet they somehow keep getting more venture capital to stay open.

>>60769684
The reliability engineer they hired through their blinded hiring process was a white male, so they fired him and replaced him with someone who didn't know how to restore their backups.

>>60771318
Damn, Github just got fucking TOLD.

>>60769701
Is this the latest Micros**t shill strategy, poojeet?

>>60769701
Away from github and towards...

>>60769684
Not enough diversity

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>>60769684

i never got why people used github over regular git

The patriarchy, obviously...

>>60769684
Feminism

>>60769684
They realized their datacenter doesn't employ enough women so they unplugged everything until they hired more.

Is github really that sjw?
I only git clone stuff from there, never bothered participating in the community.

>>60771900
I don't think you know what github or git is.

>>60771985
>Is github really that sjw?

Yes it's an absolute disgrace.

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>tfw saw this shit coming from four years away and moved to Assembla
Never looked back.

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>>60771985
Just last week, they canceled their own conference because the blind review process they used to select speakers ended up selecting an all-white all-male lineup. This despite the fact that they've been (rightfully) advocating blind review for years to remove any possibility of prejudice and ensure that applicants are select based strictly on merit.

>>60772154
Did GitHub just prove women have no merit?

>>60769684
Someone posted phallic emoji again.

>>60772665
they've already done that by picking a panel of straight white men for a talk through a /blind selection process/

>>60772724
should have read the quoted post
please excuse me white i hang myself

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>>60772675

>>60769701
>a FOSS hipster
I don't give a fuck about FOSS but my 100k job require to have a github (and a fucking blog)

>>60772154
>eletron
this fucking cancerous piece of shit, the new adobe flash for people that can't be bothered to learn Skia

>>60772805
embrace the A U B E R G I N E

>>60772892
>I don't give a fuck about FOSS
Why are you on /g/?

>sjwhub outage

>>60772915
Because this place is for talking about technology not about FOSS, are you falling for the Stallman meme? I like another fat bearded Jew; Steve Wozniak.

>>60772805
>posting emoticons depicting eggplants is considered harassment
lol

>>60769701
Post yfw Microsoft has migrated to Github

>>60772805
>>60772945
Is this called SJW in the ALT-right? Try doing that at work you bunch of retards.

>>60769741
>Sourceforge

What is this the fucking 90s?

>>60772970
>i feel threatened and violated because someone posted an eggplant

50000 years of human evolution and a fucking eggplant on a screen makes you feel unsafe

>>60773028
It's a woman, they're perpetually paranoid about getting raped.

>>60772970
t. lefty shill

>Not moving to Bitbucket in 2015

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>>60772970
I think you dropped this.

Bitbucket is better anyway

>>60773112
>https://bitbucket.org/site/master/issues/8629/harassing-repository

>>60769684
>When you hire people just for affirmative action and not for solving problems

>>60773112
>>60773129
Their servers seem to be in Australia because remote commands take forever and now they tell me I need to login after every push.

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>>60773137
Bitbucket: The Git solution for Professional Teams

not poser teams

>>60773172
you can set up your own bitbucket instance if you want to, or just realise that you're just being gay

>>60769684
Their found out their system administration staff was 100% white male, so they accordingly laid off 90% to make room for an even 10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10 diversity spread.

>>60773198
There aren't even that many races on this planet.

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>>60769684
Karma for them canceling their shit.
Anti-white scumbags.

>>60773211
sure there are;
1. white
2. brown
3. yellow
4. black
5. blue
6. orange
7. pony
8. unspecified
9. cis
10. attack helocopter

>>60772970
>implying my go to tmp variable names aren't tits, clit, nips, booty etc.
All things that are preferably used once and then thrown in the trash for reuse.

>tfw for (tits = 2; tits != booty; clit++) {

diversity engineers are on it dont worry

>>60773190
>you can set up your own bitbucket instance
I want to use a 3rd party to avoid that. I'll try Google Cloud Source next as I'll never hit their free tier limits anyway.

>just realise that you're just being gay
Realized that long ago

>>60773211
nigguh

>mfw when Cecelia assigns you to take the cultural re-education course

>>60773260
>trusting a google service to last
wew lad

>>60769712
Bitbucket.

>>60771318
Dying. I'm dying.

fucking white males are responsible

this shit wouldnt have happened if they were more diverse and hand paco and jamal and ahmed and pajeet running the ropes

also fuck asian males because they have joined the nazis

>>60769684
DIVERSITY

>>60773335
paco and pajeet aren't even real names dumbass

>>60769684
>What do you reckon went wrong this time?
A feminist probably asked them to go down, twice.

Probably fired all the white males. It justified obviously. Diversity isn't free.

>>60773175
>Feminist Software Foundation
>FSF
This is a scam

>>60773730
Fuck off, newfag.

>>60772915
>technology =/= FOSS

>>60769712
>>60771481
>>60771538
Bitbucket, gitlab, gitgud, look it up you worthless trash

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>>60769684

>inb4 State sponsored actors

>>60773213
This wasn't the future I dreamed of as a kid 20 years ago

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>>60769701
FOSS hipsters as you say host their own git repos and stay away from botnet service platforms, wtf are you even talking about
why would you ever want to trust some rando company to handle your login details, git projects and other personal infos when you can as easily host all of this yourself

>>60769712
http://repo.or.cz/

>Not hosting your own instances of gitea

>>60769684
>SJW running things
>Consistent & major service outages
It's expected.

>>60769712
gogs on a VPS

>>60775937
FOSS hipsters don't have the skills to make git repos. They spend their day discussing problematic inclusiveness matters in web development projects.

>>60773213
>feminism
it was a mistake

>>60776055
and what colour their juice squeezer should be and if that colour could/would be considered gender neutral.

>>60776047
this.
gitlab uses 10000x more resources

>>60769684
move fast and break things

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My company fixes their stats like this too.
Not saying they are lying, but definately not being transparent.

>>60769712
If you don't care about GitHub collaboration, use Fossil. http://fossil-scm.org/

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Why not just declare that there is another gender named koder?
Diversity ratings would instantly skyrocket.

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>>60776587
What does USB have to do with programming?

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>>60776661