NEW Apple WWDC 2017 - live thread

iPad time now lads

No dark mode...

>>60762047
Who else likes to cheer and clap along with the keynote here?

>>60762047
Finally iPad

>tfw your magical piece of glass no longer gets updates

>nigger using ipad

Ive to say there is much more than I expected.

No dark mode or removed volume overlay. Fuck Apple.

5 out of 6 things...?

>get work done
>ipad
this meme hasnt died yet? nobody does real work on a fucking tablet..

>>60762147

Special features for IOS 12

>jaws

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this man looks like a flaming homisexual

>>60762134

They recently hired a shitskin diversity officer. You don't have to guess the future of the company.

>20% larger
>""""full size""""
>>60762180
name?

Really gotta get rid of my last gen 12"...

Nobody even wants to clap anymore

>>60762118
Autism

IF they eyes can only see 60 frames per second, why would we need 120 hz, apple so dumb lol

>120hz tablet

want people playing CS:GO on that shit or what

>>60762216
i'd consider buying it, if you go well below market value.

>>60762118
you cant be serious..

G SYNC ON TABLETS

Genuine question, why do people buy iPads for anything other than drawing toys? They combine the lack of functionality of phones with the large form factor of notebooks.

>>60762213

https://www.macrumors.com/2017/05/23/denise-young-smith-vp-diversity-inclusion/

Here you go goy. Enjoy your cultural appropriate apple products.

>>60762265
>10 times more fps than android!

No new mini?

>>60762254
>>60762304
W-w-why not

Everyone watching in the auditorium seems pretty hyped about the annoucements

>Adaptive Refresh Rate tablet display
first thing I've liked this keynote

Why do you guys make these threads when you always hate on Apple and their products?

Man Apple just won the AR game. Microsoft dicked around with Hololens for 2 years, Google's Daydream flopped, and Facebook is focused on making Snapchat filters.

Overnight, Apple brings AR to millions of devices. Ridiculous.

>shitpost aussie

>>60762338

of course people are gonna talk about it

you dont have to always suck corporations dicks, anon

>>60762317
of course not....there's no need for mini now....the space between the iphone plus size and regular ipad size is no longer relevant. the markets are sufficiently covered.

He sounds british, he must be smart.

>>60762371
Sounds like a poor northerner to me

A static picture at 120 FPS?

AMAZING.

>>60762371
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

>>60762099

FUCKKKKKKK

Whatever, most apps that offer "dark mode" just set it to really dark gray instead of true black.

this is actually pretty cool 2bh

>>60762047
STREAMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hntVmN2aK8k

https://pastebin.com/SSm79Xz6

>four times a quad-core i7 desktop processor

pcmr btfo

lmao that poster is fukin shite

They're embracing SteamVR instead of making their own locked down bullshit and claiming they invented VR? What universe is this?

>PROFESSIONAL looking poster

yeah ok m8

This guy used to bang my friend's mum.

damn this is a pretty cool pre-prepared demo that was done on a computer

Fucking ARM CPU's.

>>60762411
Thanks for the chuckle m80

Neat photo editor. Too bad nobody will care since you're not Adobe.

>Professional looking poster

That's... debatable.

>>60762441
this guy gets it

That britbong was the first person on the stage who was remotely capable of public speaking

Impressive. But no professional artist is going to do a film poster on an iPad.

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d o n g l e s

>>60762424
Seems like no one gives a shit about dark modes

>>60762434
the one where steve jobs killed himself.

And now the price

Available from 1499

>>60762447
tfw we will never see ARM take over intel in 2017

>taking photos with a tablet

How much did they get paid for the Pirates of the Caribean ad?

MECCA PIXEL

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is this available on the desktop

>Apple: We LOVE adapters

And Jobs is still rolling in his grave.

>>60762489

It is in Photoshop.

>>60762467
Core Apple business Unit here.

Is Apple just stagnating because they know they don't have to try anymore?

Look at this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFUDQ5LLZw

They could've added even ONE of those features and it would have been acceptable. But it's fucking nothing. Fucking photos gimmicks and "oooh virtual coffee!"

>>60762489
ms paint

holy shit, the cross-promotion they're doing is insane, disney really has the long one stuck up the apple's hole

>>60762489
Should be on latest versions of Photoshop CC.

if that usbc cable doesn't come with it then apple is fucking retarded

>>60762504
Photoshop does NOT have edge detection that good, trust me.

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>>60762470
nope.

>>60762477
You'd be surprised how common is this nowadays.

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

>>60762489
Yes on THE BRAND NEW IMAC PRO
affinity.serif.com

why the fuck are people clapping when he says the models are going to start at 64GB. they're obviously going to be appropriately priced.

>>60762489

Yes. I was part of the beta on windows and Linux

convergent OSes that will never work the same

>>60762508
Imagine if they actually took advice from a fan video, how would that make apple look?
It's embarrassing.
They would rather stagnate and die than listen to their customers.

First useful feature of today. Too bad it's an iPad meme gimmick and not available on the iPhone

>>60762523
Neither does the iPad, trust me.

>>60762525
Apple won

>dragfest

>drag and drop
DOUBTERS B T F O

>>60762552
Did you black out 15 minutes ago?

>>60762541
They are Americans. They are programmed to clap

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>swipe up to unlock
KEK GOOGLE LAWSUIT WHEN

>>60762483
zero.

Steve Jobs (now his widow) is still the largest shareholder in Disney, she controls seats on their board.

that's why Disney/ABC are always onboard to participate in Apple app launches....like Mickey on the watch face.

>FILES
>wooo

>>60762534
What's with all the bald men?

Oh so you can finally use the dock for multitasking.

APPLE INVENTED THE FILE MANAGER

ANDROID
BTFO
T
F
O

and why is none of this on iPhone?

D R A G F E S T

God what the fuck is wrong with the idiots with all of the multi colored hairs.

>>60762589
kek

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WOW THANKS A FILE EXPLORER AS A NEW FEATURE IN 2017

>Starts at 64 GB

Should start at 100

FILE
MANAGER
FILE
MANAGER
FILE
MANAGER
FILE
MANAGER
FILE
MANAGER
FILE
MANAGER
FILE
MANAGER

MULTI
HAND
DRAGGING

>>60762047
when will the new trash cans be out?

>>60762563
No I just know how to spot Apple bullshit.

APPLE WON
P
P
L
E

W
O
N

APPLE INVENTED FILES

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>FILES
O SHIT ITS HABBENING

>iOS FILE HIERARCHY
FUCKING FINALLY

about fucking time

>>60762047
FINDER ON IPAD
PC IS KILL

FILES

ANDROID IS DEAD

>File manager
>iPad only
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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thanks apple for providing a drunk version of the conference

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FILES on ipad.

>this kills the desktop and the laptop.

WINDOWS EXPLORER BTFO

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Really excited about the possibilities!

It's official, hell has frozen over.

>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION
>FILES
INNOVATION

This finally makes the iPad seem a semi competent PC replacement

>>60762541
64GB NVMe tho

>>60762477
10.5" might not be that oppressive, yes its dorky but doesn't really have to be rude if you don't shove it in peoples faces.

Honestly, I waited for this conference to decide if I wanted a PC or Mac and I think I am going to buy the iPad 10.5" for college, 750 for 256MB is really nice and if I need to use a pen I got it for half the price of HP Spectre or a decent Macbook Pro, I can use a digital keyboard and it plays media and does pretty much what I need.

/blog

>files
>"Woooooooh"
Kek

>>60762489
No, but it's been on every iPhone since the original


Seriously though, they advertise all this new shit, and yet, all I see is the same garbage come out on the app store iOS release after release. Last year they revealed some movie shit, and yet, nothing, and I mean nothing, uses it

APPLE INVENTED FILE MANAGERS

APPLE INVENTED FILE MANAGERS

>APPLE INVENTED FILE MANAGERS

>APPLE INVENTED FILE MANAGERS

>drag and drop is a feature
Kek only Apple can be so cynical

>>60762534
You give too much credit to the people who attend these things.

Also IMac Pro is a TOP NOTCH DEAL!@#$

Please tell me file management isn't just for iPad....

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I'm buying this. It's a computer replacement now.

>>60762174
There's something weird about his voice. It seems like his flow is awkward as fuck and mis-pronounces words. It's almost like he's speaking Dutch.

>>60762626
kek

>HAHAHA APPLE SUCKS WHEN ARE THEY GONNA MAKE A FILE MANAGER
>Apple releases a file manager
>HAHAHA APPLE SUCKS ITS ABOUT TIME

what is /g/ going to bitch about now?

>>60762623
>>60762630
It's on iPhone too you retards.

There was a Files app when they demoed the AR.

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>FILE MANAGER
>NOT ON IPHONE

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:thinking:

>>60762608
2020 iPad.

>>60762655
Price? Freedom?

>need three hands to attach pictures to mail

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>file browser on ipad
still can't launch windows apps though :DDD

wtf is that windows 8??

>>60762649
How do exe?

>you can type punctuation by just flicking the keys
this has been on android for ages.

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YUUUUP

>Virtual desktops
Can Android compete with this?

y'all might be laughing, but android and windows tablets are simply dead now while apple is actually trying

did they include 3d touch in the iPads?

Shit if I wasn't in CS, I would probably use an iPad Pro as my main computer

5/6

WHY WONT THEY JUST DO FREE-FLOATING WINDOWS

FOR them to slightly open the wall with a File Manager means that Android is hurting them some.

>>60762662
The fuck is wrong with your fonts

>>60762658
Yeah, no, it's not. He specifically mentioned iPad only.

If it was, it would single handedly save iOS11 for me. But it's not.

>>60762688
Even better, they just invented touch screen!

why didn't they call it finder
what the fuck

>top secret projects

aka hentai

What does he want?
A fucking medal with that?

Thank god, I can finally keep my hentai out of my pictures app

>>60762688
No

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>iOS file manager is already better than GTK file picker
what a time to be alive

finally something good and it's on the memepad

>can't live resize apps
>apps blur when resized

LMAO

>>60762706
They don't wanna get sued by apple

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>>60762707

>>60762700
they aren't apple™ certified.

>>60762685
the tablet meme is dead in general. its long past time where they needed different different OS for such a device. the hardware is ready for tablets and PCs to be just the same thing with a different display touch feature on the hardware and nothing more.

I feel like I'm watching a 9th grade science project. Like Apple just does the most banal shit while everyone applauds and WHOOS for no fucking reason.

>>60762118
>/g/ - Technology

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AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF DESTROYING THE WHOLE FILE PARADIGM, IN FAVOR OF THE FUCKING MEDIA PARADIGM, THIS STUPID FAGS COME UP WITH A FILE MANAGER
I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS PISSES ME OFF TO NO END
THEY ARE JUST RELEASING WHAT IPAD SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE DAY IT WAS RELEASED, INSTEAD OF A DUMB GIGANTIC PHONE

>>60762714
kek

who's this corndog presenting rn?

I betcha they take the file manager out after a couple of years because users are idiots and can't navigate hierarchical trees. Then they put it back in because having actual control over your computer is useful, then take it back out because users are idiots and are vulnerable to shit like 'loldeletesystem32'

The cycle will continue forever.

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>>60762683
android tablets are depreciated

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>>60762685
Are they?

Windows is pretty much allowing you to launch x86 apps on a regular shitty tablet now.

Android is still cheap as fuck if you want a functional tablet that you can take everywhere, not bother with the battery and type notes quickly.

i might actually buy an ipad now

>>60762714
DELET THIS

>>60762707
>tags everyone
>get no (you)s
tfw

>>60762711
that sucks

>Apple keeps segregating iOS features between iPhone and iPad

Can they please stop fucking doing this?

>>60762730
just like a school project, if you present trash with confidence people will like it

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>all these are exclusive to iPad

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>>60762707

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>apple pencil

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>>60762702

>new cupertino campus turns into a drone

fucking cheeky cunts

>drone defense proposal

What did he mean by this /g/

HERE OR HERE THE HEIST

>>60762714
holy shit lads
this fucking timeline

@60762707
>assuming you'll get (You)'s if you reply to many people
>>>/trash/

>>60762653
iPad only

>>60762769
That's fake news.

>>60762764
Lets be honest, if half of these were on iPhone would you buy an iPad?

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Remember when Microsoft already did all of this 15 years ago?

>>60762730
You Euros are acting like they are losing their shit, this is like golf tournament (when not Tiger Woods) level clapping.

Handwriting search is amazing goddamn.

>>60762748
>>60762729
tablet OS ui/ux design is pretty much stagnant now
windows 10 for tablets is a joke, 8 is literally better

This toby guy looks like he enjoys cuckoldry.

>>60762685
i agree actually.....it's just a case of the trendy brand adding in a true necessity and that alone will justify an ipad as a business purchase for many industries.

rip that scanner app developer lol

the claps are cringey

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Apple's killing it. Gotta admit, they are miles ahead of everyone else. That Google I/O conference the other day was a joke compared to Apple's WWDC.

Also, no Pajeets, no LGTQBBQ propaganda, no diversity shit.

THANK YOU APPLE!

Can I run docker on my iPad?

3 minutes over and have one more thing still?
Bravo Apple.

>>60762803
>windows 10 for tablets is a joke, 8 is literally better
you retarded? windows 10 for tablets is the same thing as windows 8. windows 10 just has an option to disable it for the desktop.

>fatass
>in skinny jeans
Wow... I can't cringe hard enough.

I want this to be over.

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>>60762817

>>60762799
Windows XP on a shoddy tablet was really bad idea though

>the whole demo is shit that we literally just saw

nigger what the fuck are you doing

>>60762809
also RIP Readdle documents lol

>>60762803
>windows 10 for tablets is a joke, 8 is literally better
Yeah but then again, tablets are pretty much treated as very small laptops now. And the Win10 tablet UI isn't really all that bad to be honest.

>>60762817
>Also, no Pajeets, no LGTQBBQ propaganda, no diversity shit.
We had preggers

>>60762799
it worked like shit. that's why MS is dying now. RIP Microsohit. Go back to sucking that PooLoo's dick and keep on allowing MS to search your PC for contraband.

>schools now require people to think of ideas for apps
mmm sounds legit af

>>60762845
Delicious preggers

>>60762824
uwp experiences suck ass in 10

>>60762613
>>60762613
welcome back to 1996

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lol that "legal text"

>>60762734
does this make you upset

ZOOP

>>60762847
only reason why apple is succeeding at it is because theyre insanely good at marketing
normies like buzzwords

> Can recognize your handwriting
> Still using on screen keyboard to search

Alright /g/, Android for tablets is officially dead, now there's only iOS vs Windows

>>60762817

logged in to say this.

>>60762653
Why would you support a company that limits your devices for no other reason that so you don't get full control of it?
Ah right. You like it raw up your arse. Sorry I forgot.

that document scanner is actually impressive

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>>60762845
and? at least she wasn't a TRANNY DYKE NON-BINARY GENDER-FLUID freaks that Google always pushes.

X'S DON"T COUNT AS SIGNATURES

>>60762873

Microsoft has an app that does that on iOS and Android

>>60762873
there was a $2.99 app that could do it like 3 years ago

but p cool that it's free now I guess lol

>>60762865
Android tablets were never alive

>>60762876
is that a real google video? omg tell me its fake please

>new iMac Pro
>High-End Laptop specs in a Monitor
>$5K Starting

Who the fuck would buy this?

>no Y axis

welcome to the future boys

>>60762860
what? the You?

>my girl goes to an app school
bourgeoisie shit

>>60762873
it's already been done a million times

Not gonna lie, I want the iPad Pro 10"

I can see this being my daily driver.

>>60762876
My god.

>>60762876
Absolutely disgusting.

>my wife's daughter

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>>60762876
Good God
At least she will be dead before the next one

>>60762893
How many laptops have Xeons?

>>60762892
Nope it's real. Whoever that is presented at I/O this year.

>>60762845
Wow, ban preggers, how can women have children

>Searches for 2017 rather than the more difficult to recognise actually characters
HMMM IT REALLY TINGLES MY TENDIES

Will this shit support webm in safari yet?

NO DEVICE COMPATIBILITY LIST

>>60762881
Unless you are Professor X

>>60762862
nah tablet PCs actually were expensive, useless garbage, but you wouldn't know this because you've probably never actually used one for any length of time (nobody else did either, it's okay)

the reason they are succeeding was they designed an entire ecosystem rather than just sticking a pivoting touch screen on something that was designed for a keyboard and mouse

>>60762881
they do if signed with a witness and notarized

>>60762910
a few actually

>>60762893

>high-end laptop
>18 core i9

>Files update is in the iPad exclusive section of iOS11

Files is not for iPhone. That's so fucking gay.

>>60762893
> high end laptop
> Xeon + ECC RAM + Vega
sure thing bro...

WTF I love iPad now!

ONE MORE THING

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>>60762892
dude... where where you for the past few weeks? yes, it's real.

Google also pushed LGBT and REFUGEE propaganda in their keynote!!!

>terrorist in the video

wew lads

>>60762935
iPhone PRO

>>60762910
The Lenovo Thinkpad P series

apple has a fantastic video team

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ONE
last
THING

>>60762893
>128 gb of ram

If you're going to flame could you at least try

>>60762932
This is the worst thing about this. Why the fuck would you not have a basic need like that for both?

>supports all of these devices
>doesn't show the screen

welp

>clearly european ad
>no bombs or beheadings
lads

Do people like in that commercial actually exist?
They all look like trust fund kids.

is the ipad good enough to replace a wacom tablet yet?

>>60762935
PowerBook G5?

As someone who uses Continuum on an iPad mini 2, I can't wait to get a Pro and right code.

Worth $700.

>>60762920
webm is a google technology so of course it fucking wont

i actually like the ipad. not bad.

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>Microsoft stores right now

>best portable music player
>no aux port
ISHYGDDT

>>60762950

lol

>attractive people doing this
wow

>Music
Into the trash

>>60762821
now thats one clean guy

GET TO THE IPHONE YOU FUCKER

Please bring the music store to Android. Android is garbage for music.

"We've got...one...last....thing"

"It's music!"

God fucking damnit. It's nothing.

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>>60762940
Here's the RAPEFUGEE part of the Google I/O keynote.

Sacrifice yourselves for Muhammeds, goyim!

>>60762946
I'm only seeing quad-cores.

Honestly I'm not that surprised, but I kinda want Apple to just destroy Google and Microsoft just saying

>>60762963
Probably, 20ms + 120hz display should be enough to justify.

>>60762963
Yeah, especially with that 120hz display

>hipster music with '''man''' who sounds like he had his balls cut off

>Let's not admit that last Apple Music update we did had a terrible UI.

Apple ALEXA

IT'S COMIN

>>60762914
>>60762940
jesus christ, i mean i knew they were all about (((diversity))) but i though it was just a meme, now they're using fucking ugly trannies (which are like what, 0.07% of the population if that much?)

i bet XE is a great engineer!

is

is it happening?

SIRI BOX whatwhat

I...is there a way we can nuke California please?

>>60762974
Kek

>>60762817
This. fucking hell this was Alien compared to anything Google and Microsoft put out

>>60762984

no iBones in WWDC idiot

>40 millions songs

And still nothing to listen to

>talk about ipod
>YEAH NEW IPODS GODDAMN I MISS THE CLASSIC
>nope lol

Entertaining thread 10/10

APPLE INVENTED MUSIC

>>60762940
Wojcicki had to backpedal after they pulled advertising for LGBT and ISIS videos.

SIRI SPEAKER

SIRI SPEAKER


THANK YOU APPLE

40 MILLION SONGS BUT STILL CAN'T GET IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING

ROBERT WILL KEEP LAUGHING TILL HIS GRAVE

FUCK YOU FRIPP

SIRI HOME DEVICE THAT OVER 50% OF OWNERS RETURN BECAUSE THE PRODUCT CATEGORY IS POINTLESS

SHILLER IN THE HOUSE

>literally running on and off the stage

why

So the iPad is now at least a little more of a viable laptop replacement?

Awwww yeah

>>60762987
Fuck APPLE
U
C
K

>>60763020
>>60763022
"We are proud to announce the 'Phil'"

>>60762986

It's already on android. Search for Apple music in playstore.

>Spotify is still kicking our ass, but LOOK AT THIS SHIT UI!

>>60762989
fucking ridiculous..

>>60762865
>>60762748
that's the thing tho, while windows allows you to have familiar desktop experiences and launch x86 apps n shiet, it's not a real tablet OS, it's just a PC you can use on the go, IT'S NOT A REAL TABLET WAKE UP

apple has zero competition on this market now

>>60763009
Since fucking when what the fuck?

>>60763003
> i bet XE is a great engineer!

You'd be surprised. I know a bunch of tranny engineers and they're all better than the bio-natural fems

WHO PREORDERING THIS

RIP Music 40,000BC-2017

iCuck Speaker

>>60763034
Is that actually the music store, or just Apple's music service? In any case I'll give it a look.

>>60763043
even children are better than bio natural fems

>>60763043
trannies are basically men, remember?

>apple in the home speaker industry now
Steve Jobs would never allow this

I'm fucking cumming

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i didnt expect this today im gonna nutt

WTF IS WITH ALL THIS SMART HOME BOTNET SHIT FUCK

>Phantogram
nice choice, apple.

What the hell is a musicologist?

>>60763043
now that i believe, since those trannies are probably man so it makes sense.

women coders.. what a fucking meme

SIRI SPEAKER

So is it a new Bang e Olufsen smart thing?

New trash can Mac Pro?

THE FUCK IS THAT

I'm fucking getting that 128GB ipad 10 inch + fag pen

>>60763056

It's the same thing

>>60763075
An expert in or student of music as an academic subject, as opposed to someone trained in performance or composition.

ah, the speaker (pro)

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Oh hey the Apple hi-fi 2

TOP ISNT CONCAVE
ITS RUINED

>spatial awareness
ENJOY SELLING YOU HOME PLANS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

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>>60763066

OMG INNOVATION!!!11
THIS CHANGES ERRYTHING AGAIN!!12

after pc trashcan we get speaker trashcan

>HomePod
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA APPLE IS FUCKING FINISHED

>>60763068
>>60763082
this tbdesu

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>homepod

>>60762873

Maybe its because I am a old fart academic but I seriously thought that was dope, I literally have dreamed of taking a photo and not even having to perfectly align the photo and getting such clarity it can be used for signing is really cool. I do lots of scanning of medical journals for library work.

>>60762876
Lets just admit that Apple is the worst company in the world but its the best company we've got, Google is Satan itself and Microsoft is wack, Samsung helps the gooks take over the planet and who wants that?

TRASH CAN SPEAKER WOO

HomePod?

homopod

>bad looks
>bad name

i fucking hate this home invasion botnet shit
fuck apple

Jesus christ that's fucking ugly.

"Homepod"

lmao

>6,000 of our closest friends
>and the hundreds of thousands watching on streams

i mean if your speaker isn't even spatially aware what's the fucking point

IT'S A FUCKING BOOM MIC STUB!

ANOTHER TRASHCAN

No claps for HomePod lol, it's kinda ugly

A FUCKING PILLOW

H O M E P O D

$699
$699
$699
$699

APPLE INVENTED SPEAKERS!

It's, uh, a speaker?

GARBAGE CAN REDEFINED

wooo

HOMEPOD


HAHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD NAME

It looks like a trashcan...

lmao HomePod

>>60763066
At least it doesn't look like an air freshener

>>60763088
>i don't know to to play music
>but i'm going to criticize it and curate it with a deep and abiding understanding

sounds like a bullshit degree

looks like a mac pro

""""HOMEPOD"""" LMAOoooooooooo

>HOMEPOD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS

HOLY FUCKIG SHIT

>>60763139
it's the new mac pro

>>60763126

$129.

Echo Killer