>Apple WWDC 2017: live stream, start time, and schedule for today’s keynote
>https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/05/technology/apple-wwdc.html
GIVE ME A KABY LAKE MBA WTH TB3 NOW
Mods need to sticky a thread.
>>60761146
>apple facilitates drug dealing
well I guess ebtween this and the High Sierra they know their audience pretty well
Did Apple just save malls?
No darkie mode? Why does apple hate niggers?
> wifi doppler effect measurement
wait what?
>>60761247
They're idiots and won't make one, every goddamn wwdc got its own but not apple. Puerile pos.
So apple copies everything from google now?
literally everything is data harvesting
this new do not disturb is helping their maps/self-driving shit
>>60761146
>Apple maps now measures your speed
Take that and mail it to 2015 when WAZE WAS COMING OUT WITH IT
>multi-room audio control baked into os
ok, that's pretty good
>>60761146
Lol, you idiots will never have a replaceable desktop GPU again. They even had to use an external GPU thunderbolt hack to get VR working decently.
>>60761146
>No WWDC 2017 threads
>there are already several
>Phil Shiller
PHIL SHILLING
tfw you get so fat you stop tucking your shirt in
>that Nintendo money
>>60761146
>We'll show you where the security is at the aiport, so you can plan better!
LMAO
>>60761275
how so?
>>60761469
PREGGERS
R
E
G
G
E
R
S
>>60761365
The modular Mac Pro is coming next year.
Yo guys you think they finally got the G5s cool enough to put in laptops?
>>60761469
I can't remember the last time I opened the play store.
MILKY TIDDIES
>preggo asian for diversity
>preggers asian woman
diversity quota filled
preggo!
Jesus christ, that app store redesign is fucking awful.
Why the fuck do they think putting a huge fucking picture one ONE app at a time on the main page is a good idea? Now instead of having access to 20-30 apps at once, we just see one. That's so fucking dumb
BLEACHED?
NIPS
> apple tries to be even more progressive
> pregnant asian woman
THICC
I WANT TO SUCK ON HER MILKY BREASTS
I can see her nipples lmao
I'd tap her app
>>60761571
she birthh me
I want to cum inside her
>>60761576
That was a good fap.
lmaooo they actually brought a 8 month pregnant bitch to the stage
liberalism has gone too far
T H I C C
I see nipples.
>no bra
BUN
IN
THE
OVEN
I didn't fap for about a week, this bitch got me over the edge
BIG
ASIAN
TIDDIES
>>60761603
knew this was coming lol
>getting spammed by in app purchases every time you open the app store
thats a shitty idea, shill
apple invented breathing
>jif
>>60761585
black baby inside for extra diversity
iPregnant?
>anti product development manager
what
>tfw disappointed and wasn't even expecting much
P R E G G O
PREGNANT
Must be cold there.
t-thicc?
>>60761615
She's a strong woman who don't need no man. Except to develop stuff for her to show off
LLOL JIFS
wonder how her pusy is like
>pregnant
did they talk about macOS?
What is she talking about? I can't focus with the tits.
>>60761592
Amen
>jhiff
>JIFFS
>>60761667
Loose as hell
This shit is so cringe I regularly have to mute it to not die
Do you think her husband is white?
>>60761600
>>60761587
>>60761585
>>60761615
why are you implying the presenters all have to be white men?
I'll believe the DIVERSITY claim when I see a black woman
This looks fucking awful.
>>60761675
I heard tits on vsco
thanks furiouspotatoface
Ok i have a boner
Holy fuck that joke completely fell flat just like the profile of her face
>>60761689
Yes.
>>60761672
yes
I want to impregnate an Asian chick
>>60761689
definitely
>>60761672
eGPU support 580 and vega drivers, metal 2
>TEATS
APPLE INVENTED CATEGORIES WOW
The charts look so fucked
>>60761689
I hope he's black
>>60761667
It ain't tight for sure.
>>60761689
black
>>60761672
>
yeah, I don't even remember the changes they were so underwhelming
>split screen mail or something
>icloud sync for messages
I don't remember the rest
Is this it?
iOS 10 was a huge release, how is 11 so miniscule in comparison?
>Animated GIFs
>OR JHIFFS!!!!!!
God this is painful
>>60761689
probably a nu-beta male, they're all turning to chinks because they're too scary of the niggers stealing white women
oh my god this is so fucking bad.
FuriousPotatoFace
>>60761668
>>60761650
>>60761652
I can already see the headlines tomorrow about how brave and bold Apple was to put on a pregnant presenter
this event fucking SUCKS
Yellow'd!!
>>60761702
okay buddy where are the colored minorities? it's so obvious Apple is being extra progressive for the sake of being progressive so they try to cover all the bases except they still haven't had anyone of color on stage
Why is a 8 month pregnant woman even working still? Shouldn't she be at home resting?
they just love making everything uglier. control panel, now this.
>women can be funny
machine learning
DUDE MACHINE LEARNING LMAO
> MACHINE LEARNING
>>60761689
He's a black actor
one more thing? will it happen
THIS IS THE CRINGIEST APPLE EVENT I HAVE EVER SEEN
>>60761752
It's Apple mate, what were you expecting
>>60761752
MY FEET HURT
AHHHHHH MACHINE LEARNING IM GONNA FUCKING CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
machine
*clapping*
learning
I fucking hate the App Store's redesign. There's no space.
OVERLAYING A PICTURE IS AR
>>60761760
>yellow isn't a color
M A C H I N E L E A R N I N G
>back to you greg
?
>>60761742
Why would I fuck a 4/10 white woman for the rest of my life when I could fuck a 8/10 chink?
>no side loading
Why
H
Y
>>60761762
>that
>8 months
>>60761752
>surprised that it was mediocre
(lol
Machine learning is the new meme
>>60761769
Wew
>GIFS OR JIFS
>waits for applause
>...
>
rekt
>>60761760
im actually fucking surprised they're no spewing propaganda
GOOGLE AND SAMSUNG BTFO
I'm so fucking disappointed.
"Those are some of the big features in iOS11"
THERE ARE NO FUCKING BIG FEATURES. You fucked up control center, ruined notifications even further, added a bunch of fucking pointless instagram knockoff features, and a bunch of useless little changes that don't do ANYTHING to address the bigger issues of iOS.
What the fuck, seriously. iOS10 added BARELY ANYTHING, how the fuck do they really have nothing more than this? Jesus fucking christ, I didn't think it was possible, but iOS11 is actually fucking worse than iOS10.
Fuck this shit.
>>60761762
She works for a company that employs chink children and makes them work for so long that they commit sodoku. What do you think?
>>60761801
LOL bringing out an asian is the low hanging fruit of being diverse.
>>60761807
>8/10 chinks
there are maybe ~100 women in whole china that are above 5/10
>back to you phil
>thanks, back to you craig
ANDROID BTFO ONCE AGAIN
more mommy preg pls
was on a middle of a fap
ANDROID BTFO YET AGAIN!
SIX TIMES
BTFO
what the fuck
>>60761742
White women are trash
Apple for the last few years is what happens when you have a good product.
You have a shitload of employees who have jobs to do, so they keep changing things until it the improvements are marginal and products get worse instead of better.
Just look at the macbook, they had to add a touchbar nobody wanted and went full thunderbolt which nobody asked for. Just because their designers had made a near perfect design, had to do something or they would be out of a job.
>>60761831
well all that means is that they haven't had any other race be qualified to speak at the event. they're not gonna bring out a black person just for the sake of it
just like my nintendo 3ds, amazing
APPLE INVENTED TABLES
FUCKING FACEBOOK ALREADY DID THISSSSS REEEEE
Are you fucking kidding me? Who the fuck gives a single shit about this pathetic AR shit?
FUCKING FIX YOUR STUPID OPERATING SYSTEM APPLE
GUYS
VIRTUAL OBJECTS HOLY SHIT
>>60761146
>>60760238
New iMac Pro 5000USD
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JAVA FOR IOS CONFIRMED
great another AWESOME feature i'll literally use once and forget about
thanks apple
even the normies in the audience dont give a fuck about AR meme shit
>this hololens knock-off
LITERALLY 2011 TECH
WOW
ANIME GIRLS HERE I COME
why is apple so fucking late to the shit nintendo already did?
>>60761865
the new updates to watchos are fucking great stop being a saltypoor
>>60761870
Does your Nintendo 3DS use MACHINE LEARNING©®™ though???
>>60761869
What about Indians?
>GIF
lul
>iOS 11
>Maps gets speed limit and lane guidence
>Google and Waze has had that for years
>More dumbass live photo shit
>App store gets worse
>Controle panel gets crammed into one ui
>Do not disturb while driving
>"the best way it helps is to turn off."
God, there is NOTHING in iOS 11 to get excited about.
>you can explode the lego
>>60761906
They will be banned on the Apple Store.
>>60761888
and what pray tell does a 4chan faggot think is wrong with the best unix desktop os on the market?
>AR
>LEGO
>Batman
>VR
jesus apple why do you have to be a fucking meme company, I loved you. This is all manchild garbage.
>Bustanut AR
>>60761907
Because Apple knows that normies will eat it up, even if they're late. It's what happened with the iPad, Apple Watch, AirPlay, etc.
>LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
what a joke
>lego
Pandering to autists i see.
oh my god tim cook cannot do public speaking for shit
>>60761869
The comments like those prove that /pol/ are just anti-SJWs and are begging for things to complain about. This Apple could literally not have been more white since maybe the late 1990s. Get a life guys holy shit.
>wingNUT
>pokemon go
>it's the fucking same
>Pokemon GO
>The Pikachu is SO REAL!
Come on.
>Bustanut AR
POGEMAN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60761933
tfw the music app was fucked up already
can i fuck the aliens
goddamn it's just worse and worse every year
>>60761933
I don't get it.
They haven't introduced anything substantial in an iOS update in a LONG time, what the fuck are they doing all day over there? Just adding in pointless shit and gimmicks?
What the fuck is wrong with this company
IT JUST WERKS
TAYKE A LUUK
>pokemon go
>batman
>lego
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>it just works
Todd?
WHERE ARE MY REDESIGNED APPS IM TIRED OF THE SAME SHIT!
>LETS TAKE A LEAK
AR porn when?
why are they wasting there time on this stupid AR shit
>>60761978
tell me about it. no sort by year? wtf
Find a cooler name than Alasdair.
protip; you can't.
>>60761956
Doesn't matter. Elon Musk is worse, and look how popular he is.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN SILICON VALLEY SUCH A GAY MANCHILD RETARD ARGHHHHH
NOBODY WANTS TO EXPERIENCE REALITY THROUGH SOME TINY SCREEN
i've already seen this somewhere... Oh yeah, at that Microsoft keynote last fall
another attack on snapchat
these SV companies are trying hard to take them down
whats next iOS will ahve "Stories" too
so basically theyre copying google?
still pretty cool though
why do these people have 0 excitement in their voice?
imagine the microsoft laughs after watching this shit
>>60761943
I am sticking to my android phone than :^)
Who would even use that? I mean what's it good for?
now Pokemon go can eat your battery faster!
>>60761999
because Microsoft did it
>>60761769
>>60761775
My boss is a gigantic apple fanboy. I already know that he's asking me in the meeting if we can apply machine learning in our business
>>60761987
JUST WORKS
I feel like I've seen this demo 10 years ago.
>>60761987
TAKE A LEAK
Who the fuck cares about this ar bullshit
This is literally holo lens. When will Microsoft sue?
>>60761982
I guess when you make shittier products every year yet people keep giving you more and more money for them, you stop giving a shit at some point
LITERALLY
WHO
CARES
ABOUT THIS SHIT?
even more C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
>>60761906
This has been a thing since 2012 or so.
is it that i have finally become an adult, or is it that this keynotes died with my boi Jobso?
Wow, I don't need to buy lego anymore since I can just play with virtual lego on my iPhone™.
OH MY GOD GUYS
IS THIS E3????
>>60761972
loud kek
I didn't know e3 started today
This was cool like 4 years ago with the Miku pizza app.
>be the director to your own story
i don't want to watch a whole movie from a fucking birds eye view
>that long pause
please clap
>>60762040
except without the awful lens
>>60762027
it's vr all over again except on under power tablets and phones
Steve died for this
is it over yet
where's the live stream URLs
This guy speaks like he is giving a 5th grade presentation on squirrels with a video playing in the background
>tfw following the keynote through /g/ because I can't take the cringe.
Hey Apple, why don't you add the fuicking multi-app use like you have with iPad ffs? 7 Plus' can do it!
can I use AR to give me a larger penis when taking pictures?
proper as ar coming with the next iphone because of the new cameras and ir sensors, this is just a foundation
you can quote me on that
>>60762045
Every year they do a cringe as fuck gaming bit
Actually, every year is basically the same shit and buzzwords for everything
>Microsoft
>thanks to our hololens, businesses are able to share their vision directly to the consumer
>Apple
>isn't our game cool? PEW PEWPEW you can play at home! xd
WHERE IS JOHNY IVE
WHERE ARE THE NEW IPADS
WHERE IS SIRI SPEAKER
QR support like my chink phone
>Apple shows off something insigificant
>WAAAH WHO CARES
>Apple shows off something actually impressive and technologically advanced
>WAAAH WHO CARES
>nfc reader mode
DOES THIS MEAN APPS CAN FINALLY USE NFC ON THE IPHONE
>>60762040
MICROSOFT INVENTED AR
one more thing?
>jam packed
yeah not really fagit
>>60762067
kek
will iOS 11 support my iPhone 3G?
>>60762014
they're worried because they are getting wet thinking about the profits lol
>>60762066
nevremind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hntVmN2aK8k
Did anyone screencap that full feature list of ios 11?
All I saw was password autofill in apps, which is p nice.
>>60761982
Basically look at what happened with AMD vs. Intel. Apple has no pressure to improve.
Also, diminishing returns has hit the industry HARD. Once we hit the iPhone 5 era most of the major improvements were finished for all smartphone brands. From there it's been minor quality-of-life improvements.
No doing well in China?
>>60762097
yes
>>60762066
https://pastebin.com/SSm79Xz6
here u go bby
>iOS 11
>Jam packed with features
such as.......? No really, what new features?
LOL IPAD IS LAST
>>60762048
Anime not shitty miku
>>60762097
lol
>>60762097
yes but no siri
ANOTHER NIGGER
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS BUYING YOUR PRODUCTS YOU COCKSUCKER
>>60762097
yes
JAWS?
>>60761982
>Just adding in pointless shit and gimmicks?
bing
Cook is looking a little beat up, desu
>>60762087
>Apple shows off something actually impressive and technologically advanced
>technologically advanced
lol microsoft showed exactly the same thing 2 years ago
>>60762097
Pretty sure every release after 10 will be 64 bit only
NO IPHONE AYY LMAO
>>60762097
sure is an iPhone why not
MAGICAL
>MAGICAL
i'd like to invite up
>JAWS
>mfw when microsoft needs a headset to do AR
>mfw when apple just needs generic iphone
>iPad shit
time for a bathroom break
Why are they all tanned?
>>60762082
Ive is front row
That's it? Disappointed
Oh shit iPad 10.5" confirmed?
>>60762130
he is fasting for ramadan
>jaws
JAWS
>there are parents who named him JAWS
>>60762130
AIDS
>>60762130
AIDS
JAWS
>>60762123
I've never met a black person that didn't have an iphone or ipad or mac. Doesn't matter their income.
>>60762155
>when Tim accidentally calls you out by your secret nickname you got from being an incredible cocksucker
>>60762144
Because west coast?
lmao that's really it. NOTHING substantial at all.
No dark mode.
No customization options.
No notification center fixes.
No control center customization.
No volume HUD fix.
No file system.
No 3D touch enhancements
No widget updates
Just pathetic fucking gimmicks and bullshit. God fucking damn it apple.
IPAD BLACKED!
>>60762109
>>60762120
>>60762121
>>60762124
>>60762137
o good, I was worried that it would only support 3GS and above
>>60762133
that sucks
>>60762132
Wow 2 entire years what a difference
>>60762144
they live in california and have to leave their basement to go to create the next generation of technology not masturbate to cartoons all day
>>60762111
thx honey
>>60762164
most blacks have android... wtf you talking about
>>60762105
>>60762135
>new iPhones
>WWDC
are you stupid
ive never owned an ipad lol
>>60762166
>west coast
Best coast.
>>60762165
kek
who uses tablets in current year?
>>60762141
>yfw when nintendo just needs a $99 gaming handheld
literally what's the difference
Not a troll - seriously though, how many years can they keep a straight face saying shit like "here's the new iProduct", and it looks basically the fucking same
OH MY GOD
IT'S THE SAME THING
PLEASE CLAP
>>60762150
wow it's fucking nothing
>>60762111
thanks anon
>>60762130
HEVC
>THIS is the new iPad pro
>Literally the same thing
lit my guy
>>60762175
APFS was already out since 10.3
>600 nits
holy fuck
OH MY GOD
JAPANESE KEYBOARD YESSSSSS
>120Hz on a tablet
Have you seen our displays? They're the best displays.
WHERE IS SIRI SPEAKER
>>60762195
sure mate
>>60762195
>2ds
>ar
So... what does the new iPhone look like?
Did it get the AMOLED they were gonna give it?
GSYNC IPAD CONFIRMED
PROMOTIONS
>"japanese keyboard"
>two people clap
this terms mean nothing to me
I hoped for an ipad with no home key
>>60762159
>>60762160
>AIDSmind
is it waterproof yet?
120HZ
WTF I LOVE APPLE NOW
>>60762227
delayed
https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/6ezhwm/iama_foxconn_insider_with_information_on_next_12/
hahahahahah hahaha
120mhz
>120Hz
Incoming $5000+ price tag
i love 120hz
PC AND CONSOLE GAMING BTFO
IPAD GAMING 120HZ MASTER RACE
>600 nits
What's the point of this beyond killing your battery and eyes?
>>60762234
no iPhones in WWDC
> 120 Hz
fuccccckkk yess
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY HERTZ SCROLLING
>>60762187
>WebRTC support
>HDR Video
HDR is the only display meme I really like. Looks so good in a dark room. Max comfy.
PROMOTION
600 nits 120 hz
oh shit, new iphone better have this shit
x86 iPad when?
120 FPS
CHEESY SMOOTH
120Hz is actually pretty neat
WOAH 120HZ GUYS
SO INNOVATIVE
120 hz refresh rate alright that's actually pretty cool
>>60762233
are you fucking stupid
>APPLE INVENTED BUTTER
>>60762230
>>60762233
the 2ds has a 3d camera you nimwits
> 120 Mhz
> not Ghz
Fucking my monitor is faster
B U T T E R Y
120hz?
20ms?
can I play some sick games on this bros?
>>60762222
>quads for this shit
Why the fuck would you need 120mhz display in a fucking phone anyway?
You can't even play games in that refresh rate
>iPad gets 120FPS
Consoles, are you even trying?
>20ms
so a latency of OVER 4 frames?
doesn't really seem that good to me
the human eye can't see past 10,5"
Holy fuck - EVERY display is 60hz, until today
Apple has DOUBLED , yes DOUBLED the refresh rate, hollllly fuck Samshit BTFO
WE CAN FINALLY PLAY CS:GO ON AN IPAD!
STILL NO FREE-FLOATING WINDOWS
>120hz on iPads but not on MBPs
why tho you fagets
>>60762289
APPLE INVENTED G-SYNC
APPLE INVENTED PROMOTE
>>60761914
The watch is relatively new though, they haven't had time to ruin it.
VARIABLE REFRESH RATE!
>>60762218
o good, my PowerMac G4 will support APFS and 10.13
I was worried that I'd have to upgrade to a G5
>let's just talk about performance
>stream crashes
>BUDDERY SMOOTH
Wtf I love Apple now WWDC saved
That pen shits all over Microsoft and Wacom just peed a little.
>>60762283
FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS SOME SENSE
>>60762290
pfff oh yes
Winning on every game
>i wanted 120 Hz on the 5k retina
the fuck am i going to do on a iPad?
>>60762305
so you need to buy both
...honestly
>>60762259
Wait, what? What is this conference for then? New iphone when?
knockoff jony ive btfo
>>60762333
The fall
>>60762333
Around September.
>six core CPU in iPad
>People still buy 4 core desktops
>>60762333
Fall senpai
This is the new turd.
The best turd we ever made.
It's - a - powerhouse.
>>60762333
you must be new here
ITT angry poorfags
>>60762333
this is for professional software developers, so if you're some tech support phone jockey u can skip it
man that's pretty fucking cannes
They are announcing the iphone today. its a one more thing thing
>>60762333
>WWDC
>world-wide DEVELOPER conference
>expecting hardware
For anyone wondering what they SHOULD'VE added:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFUDQ5LLZw
incredibly smooove
I know this guy. He lives up my street.
>ASH?
Nintendo partnership confirmed
>>60762353
3 cores clean your ears nigger
AUSSIE
U
S
S
I
E
NEW
>>60762047
>>60762047
>>60762047
>>60762047
MODS STICKY
>four times a quad-core i7 desktop processor
pc btfo
>>60762388
What did he mean by this?
>>60762380
disgusting
not a bad cut
>>60762380
wtf is up with that hair
MACHINE LEARNING
VR
AR
AWESOME
PROMOTION
SMOOTH
>>60762403
>sticky
>literally 10 minutes before it ends
>>60762415
What is this fucking tool called.
I can never do it right.
>>60762415
Yeah this seems really legit
nintendo and disney really feeding apple that money
>QUICK WE NEED TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING COOL NO OTHER MANUFACTURER HAS DONE YET
>well sir all the useful and cool stuff was already done and I don't know what else can we add
>GIVE ME SOMETHING WE NEED SOMETHING NEW FOR FUCKS SAKE DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S USEFUL OR NOT WE FUCKING NEED IT WE NEED THE EDGE OVER OUR COMPETITION OR FAGGOTS AND WOMEN WONT BUY IT REEEE
>uhh okay sir
120mhz refresh rate
PROFESSIONAL
POSTER
Okay that selection refinement is pretty fucking cool
>that lukewarm applause
JUST give back steve
>>60762353
>What is big.LITTLE
It's 3 performance cores. Still have to wait until AMD gets its shit together for >2 cores in portable laptops though.
Professional looking LOL
"professional looking poster"
"wow"
>>60762445
you poor polack will never afford something like this
wew
>>60762463
>>60762449
>>60762464
So what the fuck was this again?
ASSESSORIES
>>60762445
a 120MHz refresh rate would be fucking amazing
too bad it's only 120Hz
shut the fuck up
>>60762490
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>60762496
Not Photoshop is all you need to know
>Calling storage memory
>>60762509
wow
oh god i love craig
>>60762478
>implying I'd even want to when I can get a shitsung or a much better xiaomi for like 1/4 price
>>60762503
shit, a little misspell
>Half a gi-terabyte
Oi
These prices. Jesus they really need to pay for their butthole campus
>DRAGFEST
TRIGGERED
they basically turned iOS on the iPad to macOS lite
>>60762515
But it is lmao!!
craig is so good
WHY WONT THEY JUST ADD FREE-FLOATING WINDOWS
>>60762503
>>60762503
>120MHz refresh rate
I can't even fucking imagine it
It would be like looking through a window
lmao everyone already knew about it
WHOAH DRAG AND DROP
"its a dragfest!"
crowd
"hurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhurhur"
why isn't Craig the CEO
Craig should do everything
FILES
I
L
E
S
such disruption
this man's erection is about to lift that table off the floor
D E M O S
E
M
O
S
>FILE MANAGER
APPLE HAS CHANGES THE GAME
THIS IS INNOVATION
>>60762635
cis white male, he's evil incarnate
>>60762635
Steve Jobs hated his guts, but he was valuable enough to not get kicked out
>>60762691
why though? he's the only thing good about this company
>>60762684
>cis white male
Just like Cook, what's the problem?
KINO
I
N
O
PRESENTATION
>>60762717
this
he's like a better vesrion of Steve
>>60762723
cook is a fag
>>60762723
cock is gay
>>60762723
Cook is gay
>>60762723
Cook is a homosexual you clueless idiot.
i fucking hate the apple pencil
>>60762750
>>60762751
Cook is cock
>>60762723
cook takes it up the heiny
>he's literally al from toy story 2
>>60762738
ehhhhhhhhhhhh
>>60762747
>>60762750
>>60762751
>>60762755
Well yeah, but he's still cis + white
>>60762757
Android had it for a while now. A large fucking while. And so did Windows.
>>60762801
listen, reddit, I don't even know what the fuck does cis mean. I just threw it at you as a meme.
>>60762806
Doesn't matter how long if you do it poorly
>>60762826
Cis is just the opposite of trans; it's used in places other than tumblreddit, like in chemistry
>>60762827
>poorly
It's literally done the same way. Literally.
>>60762826
throwing out tumblr buzzwords as """memes"""
please leave
>>60762853
calculate the atomic weight of a feminine penis
NOW!
>>60762874
(you)
IT'S STILL NOT OVER
>>60762953
NEVER BE GAME OVER
>listening to music in 2017
>>60762953
Of course it's not
Apple Home Speaker incoming!!
BOOM
>>60763031
It's gonna be called the Siri Home or something, because they're partially competing with amazon Echo/Alexa
Apple INVENTED the MUSIC SPEAKER.
HOMO POD
TRASH CAN MADE OUT OF MESH
captcha: footpath courgeau
hahahahaha that name...
>>60763125
This, all the not bought mac pro's are repurposed
P-PLEASE BUY TWO
Where were you when Amazon and Google got BTFO?
>>60763157
STFU Pajeet
>Hey Siri, d-d-d-drop the bass
homocistant
>>60763334
It's all fun and games until you realize this is what Siri looks like
>Australians get it before Canucks
>Michelle Obama
APPLE WON
Michelle obama, sgetti wrestling
>>60761592
It's better than being washed over by a torrent of app icons that you have no interest in and will never look at anyway. Information with zero relevance might as well not be present at all.
It also looks like the front page selections are specifically chosen to help combat the problem of billionaire companies dominating the front pages perpetually. In effect it's giving whatever indie app makers who appear on there a nice ~15% share of the front page where they were previously exceedingly lucky if they even got a 0.5% share.
>>60762132
Difference being that this is rolling out to millions of devices this fall, no new hardware necessary, and will have a mature, usable SDK right out of the gate.