iMac Pro

18 core xeon
vega
128 gigs of ecc ram

good lord

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>$4,999

>>60760656
Mac BLACKED Edition, for your cuck porn viewing pleasure

I thought Apple didn't announce hardware at WWDC

what gives

>revolutionized the cooling system

Yeah, cuz that's always worked out well.

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>>60760711
18 cores running at 0.8ghz you mean.

>>60760808
You thought wrong

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>>60760844
The future is bright.

BALLS DEEP

>>60760656
Is that how fire travels trough your hardware?

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>>60760730
You could buy a used Acura for that price.

>>60760656
Apple has a history of packing things in and then they overheat. It's the same joke over and over.

Power Mac cubes would have cracked acrylic. G5 imacs had warranty extended since the capacitors kept blowing. Previous gen macbooks would burn peoples' laps. Current gen macbooks hard reset if you build hadoop with parallel tests.

I expect the new power mac to also break.

>>60760711
Insane what you can pack in less than inch of space.

>>60760656
Fake news.

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>>60760844

>>60761254
>Fake news.
it was on CNN, NYTimes and Washington Post???

>>60760844
thats still 14.4 summed up, breddy gud

>>60760656
APPEL INVENTED FANS!!11

MICROPAJEETS AND LOONIX POORFAGS CONFIRMED FINISHED, BANKRUPT AND ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!11111

>Radeon graphics
Dropped.

>>60765183
Please lurk more until you at least know how CPUs work.

>>60766427
Please lurk more in Apple threads until you at least know how clueless Applefags are about how anything works.

>>60766496
Haha fair enough.

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But it looks nice as fuck.

>>60760903
white-hot housefires senpai

>>60760730
Pretty sure you can build a better rig for that budget.

>>60760656
There is no fucking way this thing refrigerates efficiently. You cant have a closed compact design and proper cooling at the same time.
I can build a beast for half the price.

>>60760656
Pepe Mac

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Animation of the new Cyclinic cooling system in action.... pretty fucking awesome!

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>>60760656
iMac Pro SUCKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmR5bl8U68

>>60760940
Why would anyone buy a Used Acura, when you could get an IMac Pro for the price?

>>60768877
>I AM ANGRY

>ANGRY ABOUT COOLING

>>60768877
SHINY SHINY

>>60760940
>that pic

Lmao I own a Lexus and a Porsche and nobody gives a shit

>>60768892
>some clueless jew who shills shit tells me what to think
>I repeat them on a mongolian knitting board
kys

/g/ on suicide mode

>>60760656
This is an owl, illuminai kkk!

>>60768937
What? Why do you automatically assume he's a Jew? He's not practicing Judaism and doesn't look a Jew

>>60768959
>He's not practicing Judaism and doesn't look a Jew
You're an idiot. He looks like a caricature from some anti-semitism poster. Not to mention his name. And how the fuck do you know what he practices? Are you his gay lover or do you just suck his epenis for free?

>>60760656

Owl confirmed. I'm in.

>>60768970
>And how the fuck do you know what he practices?
He mentions multiple times in his previous vids from about 2-3 years ago that he practices Buddhism

Also >>>/r/pol/

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>>60767969
Wow....... This is the power of Applel.........

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>>60768877

>>60768877
fukken nice! apple still leads the cooling innovation.

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>>60769036
You forgot one thing.

>>60767969
I'm not usually one to sperg about bezels, but that looks fucking disgusting.

>>60768877
Everyone shits on apple but this is pretty amazing.

>>60768987
you're an idiot for buying into that bullshit. and you're repeating an opinion of some shithead who never even used or owned the thing. you're an even bigger moron than him. literally a sheep!

>>60769940
Not really; check out the cooling on the Vaio Z if you want something like this that's actually impressive.

>>60760656
>Gonna sound like a jet engine even worse than iMacs already do
>Yet again more dumbfuck xeon and needlessly overpriced GPUs only useful to a tiny number of users
>AMD GPU hahahaha
>Five fucking grand starting

this thing is DOA, its making the exact same mistakes as the Mac Pro, only app store goldrush macfans like Marco Arment will buy this thing.

Keyboard and mouse look nice at least, sure they'll make a lot of money on those

>gets some cat hair inside
>fuggin wrecked

yeah I am sure it will work as described in the clean lab air conditioned settings.

Once the dust settles this will choke like the rest of the SFF workstations.

>>60768877
My MSI laptop had the same cooling fan layout, worked great, when it fired up Star Citizen and activated the "turbo", you could roast marshmallows.

>>60770304
>MSI
that's your problem anon. apple's not MSI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXM6RUB_g0

>>60770201
LEAVE MARCO ALONE

Threadripper + 1080ti build would decimate this shit both in productivity and games for a fraction of the price.

>>60769824
Psst
it's fake

>>60770357
he is pretty much the only one from that clique who talks sense these days. At least he admits the iPad is a piece of shit and not suitable for professionals.

>>60770895
OOps, wrong thread.

>>60767969
Is this shopped? No way apple would push that bezel in 2017.

>>60760835

The reason it fucked them over last time was because they were counting on multi-GPU setups being the future trajectory for GPU technology. Given a multi-GPU setup, the Trashcan Pro's cooling was unbelievable. It's just that single-GPU ended up being better, and the cooling system couldn't work with one GPU.

>>60770201

People have been complaining loudly for literally years that this product does not exist. Now, here it is. If anything, this is a stopgap product to hold over the pro demographic Apple was formerly hemhorraging while they finish the new Mac Pro. Speaking of the new Mac Pro, the iMac Pro is an obvious test bed for the engineering that's going into the new Mac Pro.

>>60770781

The iPad is amazing, you doofus, and it's about to get even better.

>>60768937
He's not at all wrong when he says that it's literally the exact opposite of what many, many actual pro users told Apple they wanted after that trashcan abortion. It's the same absolutely awful concept but shoved into an iMac so you can now buy another screen you don't need or want with your completely non-upgradeable practically non-serviceable workstation that requires a jungle of external devices connected to it for almost all purposes beyond the webdev shitheads who will probably be the only ones dumb enough to buy the thing

>>60760961
>power mac
welcome to 2017

>>60760940
But does an Acura have a fleet of raging faggots willing to defend anything said about it and willing to do so for free?

You'd have to be some kind of a poor person to complain about a 5k computer.

>>60770382
Ryzen cant into Hackintosh.

>>60771236
this is irrelevant

>>60771009
>People have been complaining loudly for literally years that this product does not exist
not true at all, it has the exact same problems as the Mac Pro only with even less user serviceable parts. The Mac pro at least has user replaceable ram/SSD and in theory the GPUs could have been removed if someone had made anything else to put there.

People have been asking for years for more modularity and options for high end FP16 GPU options seen as they're excellent for almost all pro work (especially the VR shit they were shilling)

>>60771236
>Apple
>Doomed to trash AMD GPUs
>Doomed to not take advantage of bargain AMD CPUs
literally the worst of all realities

>>60770345
No anon, what I mean is that system dissipates heat really well. It sent the heat out from the laptop, it didn't cook the laptop.

>>60760656
>iMac updated and gets a pro version
>Mac Pro still stick with 4-year old tech
>All other Mac Pros re-purposed into speakers

what a shame
And they didn't even put an 8K screen on the iMac Pro.

>>60760656
https://pcpartpicker.com/list/knCWTH

>>60768936
Should've gotten an Acura.

>>60770304

How can your MSI have this fan layout if Apple just invented it?

>>60770201

>>Yet again more dumbfuck xeon and needlessly overpriced GPUs only useful to a tiny number of users
>only useful to a tiny number of users

Its almost, ALMOST as if that's the point of this product! I did not know people posting here could be THIS retarded.

>>60769036
Fucking lost

>>60771255

No, its very relevant. What's the point in great hardware if you're going to run Vindaloos 10 S(picy)? Really, what is the point? Have you developed the skill of talking directly to hardware through your brain? Unless you have, software will always matter more than hardware if you need to look at a screen.

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>>60760656
>powered by molloch
>bitten apple of eden
what did they mean by this?

>>60773067
thats what I thought too.. weird symbolism for sure

>>60767969
>bezels thigg af

this isnt the fucking 90s anymore

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>>60773077
rainbows are another big symbolism of apple

have you seen the ipen commercial??
serpents and 666 all through the advertisement

its pretty spoopy

they also stole all their code from bsd devils

>>60773097
They jus need to hire kushner as tne next CEO and the symbolism is complete lol

Remember the last time Apple "revolutionized" cooling?

An entire batch of PowerMac G5 had to be recalled because coolant in the water cooling system leaked everywhere and shorted out the motherboard.

if only they had gone with AMDs shitty named super cpu EPYC instead.

imagine if they could bring the cost down 500-1000$

>>60773089

Are you mentally disabled? Jesus fucking Christ.

>>60760711
MICROSHIT BTFO!!!

>>60767707
>>60766496
>>60766427
Please lurk more until you are capable of discerning if a post is satirical.

These things won't last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tAsw3qXLgs

>>60773174
he took the bait..?

dont get so triggered bro go have a coffee or something

>>60769824
it's very clearly fake you retard

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>>60767969
Actual image

>>60765183
>>>/v/

>>60760656
>Apple
>Revolutionized
my sides

>>60773002
Isn't it just 2 fans turing in opposite ways?

>>60760656
>these specs
are we still in 2013?

>>60760656
>madmen
>men
I wouldn't consider those Starbucks sipping, cock swallowing hipster faggots at Apple to be real men

>>60768877
>Two radial fans blowing into the same radiator
>Everyone loses their shit at the fancy beams of colored bright air changing color
I want EVERYONE to leave.

>>60776526
It's to eliminate reduce the p-factor.

>>60772957
You forgot that its ECC RAM and 5K display no a 1440p ultra wide.

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>>60760656
It looks hungry

>>60776667
>You forgot that its ECC RAM
Just because it's expensive doesn't make it worth even considering. That error correction isn't going to do jack shit for anyone using the iMac Pro, and Applel knows this.
It's only there to help enforce the "pro workstation" marketing and drive the price up.

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>>60776526

LIKE I SAID, Apple invented it

With this push on games, VR and shit will they finally update opengl?

>>60760656
>he thinks it isn't going to throttle after 10 seconds at 100% like every imac before it

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>>60777600
I thought the point was to build an equivalent workstation rather than demonstrating how you can shave few bucks here and there.

>>60778572
What's the point in it? Sane engineers just buy a PC and install Linux on it, isn't that obvious?

>>60773324
>I was just pretending

>>60778610
Now you're just arguing for the sake of argument. At such price point you generally are going past consumer applefags so somebody requiring this much resources in this form and working environment obviously has some justifiable reason behind it.

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>>60776707
evil and hungry

>>60771236
The retards in insanely mac already have working hackintoshes with ryzen.
Stop reading tony stupid name x86, that guy is a theft.

>>60760656
All i see is neon lights. What did they do really?

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>>60760656
Just needs a shoulder mounted laser.

>>60779428
MICROSHIT BTFO!!!

>>60770252
hey, you can take it to your local Apple store to be fixed for 4,999 $

>>60768936
>own two cars that aren't acuras
>nobody gives a shit
well duh

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>>60769036

lol, that cpu is going to throttle like crazy. Apple really needs to stop making overheating messes.

>>60771009
iPad, amazing? Go back to 2010.

I understand that the specs are top tier, but I seriously think that the cooling is going to be a major problem. Generally similar spec builds opt for liquid cooling. I don't understand how Apple can manage with just air cooling.

>>60766332
Apple is the perfect fit for Radeon graphics though. AMD historically is more powerful in brute force, but has various bottlenecks. If you hyper-optimize it for Mac OS like Apple does, you might end up avoiding those bottlenecks.

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>>60776559

>mfw googledrones have literal transgendered mentally ill folks presenting their products

your point still stands tho

>>60780684
ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR DOG