Apple WWDC 2017 - live thread

>>60758647
Why should I bother? What should I expect to see?
Will they try to one-up google's tranny?

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oh shit.
Why is the AMD CEO there?

is this the thread now?

>>60758794
There are rumours about Apple delivering Intel + Radeon on the same chip. No, really.

>>60758647
>talk about AMD Ryzen in the new iMac
Don't they have an exclusive agreement with Intel?

>>60758794
oh oh...
Interesting

>>60758817
That was a cancelled licensing agreement, wasn't it?

can't seem to post the link for the stream
it's over on techradar

>>60758817
but that's silly. Why wouldn't they just use Ryzen APUs?

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link to stream?

>>60758794
Ryzen's gonna be on mac

>>60758859
>>60758855

>Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).

This is retarded.

>>60758865
good thing there's an hls link already.

>>60758865
Good thing I didn't uninstall Edge. I guess.

>>60758861
So will you finally be able to cook actual apples with your Apple computer?

>>60758865
Its on jewtube too

http://www.techradar.com/news/apple-wwdc-2017-live-stream-how-to-watch-the-june-5-keynote-online

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2017/

>Not having HLS in 2k17

>>60758647
>-talk about AMD Ryzen in the new iMac
source?

>>60758896
hls link?

linky linky

apple live events-i.ak amaihd. net /hls /live /222436-b/17qopibbef voiuhb sefvbsefvopihb06/m aster/4500/4500.m3 u8?t=YWxpc2 FtaXg=


goddamn spam filter

>>60758647
WHERE IS THE STICKY YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOD SHITTERS.

One for every fucking Pajeet con but not Apple.

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>>60758885
You already can

>>60758794
WTF I love Apple now.

Interesting to see few to no blacks

>>60758941
Cause the people there are having their wives fucked by a black bull right now, why go to some nerd event?

What are they announcing today? New iOS?

>>60758941
Cupertino is the most liberal part of America, why would there be minorities besides asians?

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>non-apple hardware

>>60758941
the only black we know should be there but you can't see him

I just want to see new macOS and iOs, no doubt I'm going to have to sit through 40 minutes of bullshit like tv gaming first.

>>60758974
damn looks like from a electronic concert from the future but its only a presentation of some new software

>>60758794
B R O W N E D

>>60758974
Why do they need all those knobs and buttons? Why is the Audio industry so autistic?

>Tycho playing

Hey, I'm ok with this

>>60759004
one column for each source

>>60758794
Because Apple has had AMD graphics for several years?

W..why would someone bring a motherfucking Surface to an Apple WWDC?

worken striem
watch?v=ixPIXa1AiY8

>>60758974
WHY AREN'T THEY USING AN IPAD PRO

TIM LIED TO ME

Music be alright

>>60759004
better to have too many and not need them than have too few and need more, but in this case it seems like overkill, but then again, Apple has more money than most small countries so I doubt they give a fuck.

>>60759017
to shitpost

>>60759004
>Why is the Audio industry so autistic?

How else would you manage several audio sources you mong

>>60758990

ugh before the 40 min of tv bull we have to sit through 20 min of fluff stats about

What's with the super-widescreen movie aspect ratio?

how diverse will keynote speakers be today?

>all theses asian and white people
I'm actively searching for black people and not finding any

>>60759011
>6 mins and no one has a good reason not to
well anon i guess you can rape anyone you want

>>60759038
>21:9 8K HDR displays incoming

>>60759038
>video finally fits my stupid 21:9 monitor

I'm not complaining

You can't switch tyrone fuckin yo wife to silent mode

>>60759017
What else can they bring?
The throttlebook air? or maybe a tiny battery pro?

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>>60759044

I'm watching on my 2016 MBP, if they announce a new one already with better battery I'm going to be mildly pissed

>these black bars
Why

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>>60759043
>Someone at this event will blog about this

>>60758974
>>60759022
Those actually contain two of Apple's new 21-inch iPad Pros.

>>60759044
Eurasian master race anon. The blacks can't afford to live on that side of the bay they all live in Oakland or are homeless on the streets.

>>60759038
Hey, I was surprised. I can actually watch that shit in full screen. I happen to use hackintosh with a 21:9 monitor

>>60759075
>Eurasian master race anon.

Don't you have a school to shoot up?

What is Gary Busey doing there?

iPhone Next confirmed for 9:21 screen!

>>60759069
Brianna Wu will complain.

>>60758794
MOMMY

>>60759043
Calling now: black, homo obviously, tranny, pajeet, kike posing as white AND muslim in hijab.

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Apple has entered the pcmasterrace aspect ratio

Is this music really necessary

WOW

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>>60759098
>that screen

L A T E

A

T

E

Why would there be niggers/spics here? There's nothing to steal. There should be some Muslims here though, I never seen a higher concentration of faggots out of a faggot parade in my life. Someone needs to blow them up...

>>60759106
/mute master race/

>not natural hair color

take a sip

WHERE DA STREAM

ew commercials

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T H I C C

Here we go

>>60759132
Cook is still taking it in the butt from token black tranny

>>60759132
Try using youtube.

Wutz happening

Ryzen 1700x

Amd nano furry

23' scren for ?999 dollars???

THEY WERE SPEAKING SWEDISH

>>60759116
>>60759125
Why are you so obsessed with race?

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>>60759098
feels good man

is this an offline mode commercial

>directed by David Fincher

>>60759145
dam u fast nigga

>they hired a retarded nu-male
i'm not surprised

>the power of the botnet

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this is literally giving a reason for not everything to be handled in the cloud

>haHAA

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>commercial about how dependent the world is for MUH APPS

Apple going to pull the chord on our civilization if we don't buy the new iphone ??

Feels like they're pissing on the vanity of the average consumer.

Stallman warned us. Nobody listened.

lowkey pretty funny commercial

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>The world ends without Apple

>>60759195
get out

That set an odd tone for the conference tbqhwuf

>>60759180
THIS

what the fuck at the face swap

also

>reddit

>>60759194
If only he warned us in Spanish.

Disaster because one guy unplugs one plug at apple, what a great idea for a commercial

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>>60759201
No

>>60758647
This is fucking retarded so far.

This is how the world was before 2007

can we skip talking and just get to the tech.

>best and biggest ever
doesn't he say that every year

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE APPLE FAGS?

YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO USE SAFARI?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Jobs would have never allowed such tomfoolery. I am disgusted.

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That fucking face swap

>>60759203
yeah it's creepy af

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>>60759214

>>60759218
ye

V I B R A N T

DUBYA DUBYA DEE CEE

>>60758647
>PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
>PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
>PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
>PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
>PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
>PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS
PLEASE GIVE OPENGL 4.5 SUPPORT IN MACOS

>>60759218
That's the point

>Still immitating Steve Jobs look and speech patterns
I remember why I stopped watching this shit

DID THE STREAM JUST DIE OUT FOR ANYONE

>>60759222
Someones a bit mad

That shit was only funny for "girl coders" and other non-developers

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Can they not get a better speaker? Scuffed Steve has always put me to sleep.

I'm watching this on a MBP with Touch Bar and if they announce a new one today with better battery and a better processor for a lower price I will never buy Apple again

I love Apple but man this shit looks more cultish every year. These audience shots are frightening.

>Australian

>>60759242
Too bad he doesnt imitate his creativity and perfectionism eh

16 gorillions

God why did Apple became more 'progressive' and 'diverse' as soon as Jobs died and is replaced by this faggot? Apple is almost unbearable to watch right now...

>>60759222
>doesn't have an apple device
kekworthy

>>60759226
>Jobs would have never allowed such tomfoolery. I am disgusted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ya2nY12y3Q

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>>60759222
It works on Edge.

webm and non-broken text selection is safari please

stream died go to youtube

>>60759222
hownew.ru

>>60759243
I use this, works great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9u0d4uZQyM

>From Australia

>>60759250
same desu

>a literal shiposter

>>60759250
That's your fault for buying muh apple

>>60759222
you can use edge

>>60759237
Like it would fucking matter. It would still perform twice as slow as windows even if they did. And they're never going to add vulkan, which is the future anyway.

>>60759222
>not a single blonde
Few light brown heads at best. They just can't help themselves...

Why is Apple always pushing for interracial propaganda? All their product videos are of nignogs and even here they show chinks

>/g/ will never be as successful as that chink Australian kid
why even live!

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>>60759270
>using edge

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>>60759269

> real life loli
> already codes more than most of /g/

Oh god its gonna be 10 mins of self wankery and look what we did developers developers developers

yay diversity

>>60759298
i'm literally using it just for this

>>60759302
>loli

>>60759302
You mean shota?

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>>60759270

>>60759289
its easy if they just add a layer on top of metal

>diversity
>still no cc support

>hardcore coders
>apps

>>60759267
>>60759294
If you get triggered, don't watch it. Who's forcing you?

>tvOS
NOBODY CARES

Someone try web browser spoof extensions to spoof as safari on mac pls

Lets see if it works

I have the newest apple tv and I honestly don't even care about this update because it's basically perfect as is imo

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(((MOST D I V E R S E)))

...so least white males writing code for you ever?

>>60759321
The dead ghost of Steve Jobs

>>60759317
And that would perform like shit, so what's the point?

THEY SKIPPED THE APPLE SALES FIGURES.

REVOLUTIONARY!

Yay TVOs the most boring part of the conference...

Are you going to buy Siri Speaker? I will

inb4 95% of the conference dedicated to all this icrap and 5% if that dedicated to MacOS the only thing interesting in the entire apple ecosystem

>>60759222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hntVmN2aK8k

lel that was quick af

>>60759321
I want to join in shitposting.

>amazon on appleTV

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WE

man tim's got no charisma

Not much going on with the tvOS then.

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Tim sounds very raspy and scratchy.
Too much deepthroating, dude.

>>60759368
eh, amazon is kind of a big deal

>>60759368
I guess its time to tvOS it out.

>>60759361
>/g/ butthurt that a chink is more successful that them

How many Apple products do you own guys?

Me

>Apple Watch SS with Milanese Band
>MBP 13" Touch Bar 512GB SSD
>iPhone 7 JetBlack 128GB

I wish there were other companies that make equally beautiful products

>still shilling shitwatch

Now THIS is a stereotypical nerd that I love to see.

MUH FITNESS

Good morning!
•Audience claps•
Thank you for being with us.
•Audience claps•
We have some powerful new devices to show you.
•Audience claps•
You know, iPhone/Mac is the most powerful/popular device in the world.
•Audience claps•
This year we sold more iPhones/Macs than ever before.
•Audience claps•
And now, I'm pleased to introduce the new [Mac/iPhone].
•Audience claps•
The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is our best, and most powerful [Mac/iPhone], ever.
•Audience claps•
Now, I'd like to introduce my friend Phil Schiller to tell you more.
•Audience claps•
Thank you, Tim. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] is truly amazing, and will impact your life in truly amazing ways.
•Audience claps•
You could always [perform a task] but now with [new name for the feature that already exists in other phones/computers] it will be even easier to [perform a task].
•Audience claps•
Now I'm going to hand it back to Tim.
•Audience claps•
Amazing. The [Mac/iPhone {number}] will be available for [more than it's worth] [a week from Sunday].
•Audience claps•
Now join me in welcoming [mediocre band].
•Audience claps•

WATCH FACES LADS
APPLE DOMINATION

>>60759380
Isn't Amazon already everywhere? I have the Prime Video app on my Android phone, so I imagine it's on Android TV already.

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this nigga definitely touches his niece in her no no spot

>>60759385
0. I don't need overpriced shit.

>>60759385
i only have a MBP early 2015, thats it

>>60759378
Homosexual couples rarely have sex when they become older.

I WANT TO SEE NEW MACBOOKS ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEE

>>60759391
Remember when nerds weren't numale feminist cucks?

boooooooooring

>muhchine learning

Come back when a Smartwatch can replace my phone.
Not carrying two devices.

lol new botnet shit on watch
>its a feature goy

>>60759385
Series 2 42mm Black Watch
7 Plus 256gb Jet Black
Space Grey iPad Air 2

>>60759385
2011 MacBook Pro, 13-inch.
2007 iPod Classic, 80 GB.

>machine learning

>>60759395
kek

>>60759385
>2016 13" TouchbarMBP
>iPhone 7+ Matte
>AppleTV4
>Magic Mouse 2
>Airpods (my favorite apple product of the last 10 years)
>wife has ipad pro and pencil

>>60759385
I used to own iPad mini 2 and Macbook pro 2014, sold them after a month of usage because of buyer remorse.

WHO CARES ABOUT WATCH, TV OR PHONES!

GIVE US MACOS NEWS!

>>60759385

2016 MacBook Pro w/o touch bar
iPhone 6s plus 64gb

>>60759385
>Macbook pro 2015
>iPad 2

>>60759395
This. Its so annoying.

Those new watch faces are pretty cool desu

>fucking cartoon characters on a watch
why

That guy was too amused by the Toy Story watchface.

>Trippy
DUDE WEED LMAO

>yay..

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>applauding new watch faces

>>60759437
it's the most important, so it's at the end

which is a good thing

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>>60759449
WODDIE JESSIE AND BUZZ ON THE APPLE WATCH GUYS

FUCKING

HYPE

why are the watch updates always so gay

Don't those watch faces destroy the battery?

>>60759385
2013 Macbook Air 128GB lmao

My generation is embarrassing "ooh I am 30 yo and really need my cartoon characters on my le Apple Watch."

>>60759385
iPod touch 2nd gen
iPod nano 7th gen
iPad 4th gen

Why is this in cinematic aspect ratio when pretty much everyone is watching on a 16:9 display.

>>60759473
>CLAP PLEASE

>>60759395
i fucking hate apple fanboys.. im an apple user myself but this is fucking ridiculous..

>Caleidoscope
>Micky Mouse
>Toy Story

children and manchildren target group?

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>2017
>not watching wwdc in based picture-in picture mode on MacOS Sierra

>>60759456
>t. 6 yo.

>getting a non-Apple laptop

>>60759385
Stuff I currently use:

7+ 256GB JB
Ceramic Apple Watch
2015 rMBP
Apple TV
IPad Air 2
AirPods
IMac 2013 (?, forgot the year)


Also have loads of older stuff not worth mentioning. (at least 10 devices)

>>60759500
thanks, keep forgetting that shit exists

>>60759385
> iPhone 5 (still going strong)
> iPad Air 1
> 15 inch rMBP 256GB
I really want an iPad Pro + pen

>>60759459
The Generation from the 1990s has been raised by society and the media to stay children forever. Notice how everything today is colorful and childlike? Their main target demographic has also grown up with those characters so they get all nostalgic seeing Buzz and Micky and buy it.

>>60759500
>2017
>having just one monitor

I love that lit up chunky font tbqh its fun.

>>60759490
MacBooks have 16:10 displays

Senbono > Apple Watch
Xiaomi > iPhone
Huawei MateBook > MacBook

FUN FACT not even chinks consider Apple status symbol anymore

>>60759500
macfag here... no idea how you did this

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>>60759500
>implying

>>60759500
>not streaming it to your Chromecast on your TV while you shitpost on /g/

>>60759539
kek you couldnt be more wrong poorfag

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Err that AMD lady just went backstage...

no tits, wouldnt bang

MAGICAL COMBINATION!

>>60759535
Why is this in cinematic aspect ratio when pretty much everyone watching this keynote is watching on a 16:10 display?

>>60759474
oh man i hope so! its the only thing i like from apple desu senpai

>>60759543
link to stream so i can watch it in mpv

>>60759542
pipifier addon for safari

BORINGGG

man, Apple has really become trash lately. they had a decent spike of good products during Macbooks and Macbook Airs and stuff, now theyre back to being the same old trash.

>>60759500

I am rather jelly.

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>>60759557

MOMMY

>>60759542
right click enter picture in picture

>>60759557
Wish for something like better drivers, downloadable ones like nvidia has

>>60759523
What a retarded, out of touch statement.

>>60759565
>>60759021

wtf watchOS technical engineer is a fucking qtie!

>>60759568
>firefox
>4034/2

>flat
>plastic face
please leave the stage, and take your watch with you.

Stream link for people who don't run W10
https://youtu.be/yBO_73MDIY4

I bet her boyfriend is black

>>60759523
Mickey Mouse is from the 1920s faggot. Your fucking great grandparents are the only ones who would feel any kind of nostalgia for that.

>>60759542

right click (two finger click) on video and click enter picture in picture

>>60759557
Its probably about VEGA and not about Ryzen.

>>60759589
Dude shes like well over 50

Jan from the Office

>ticket's for tonight
>june 1st

/r9k/ leave

>>60759597
>>60759597
>>60759597

I want to put my penis into that womans vagina if you know what I mean

>>60759582

Dayum, that shits useful, had no clue.

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>>60759582
>mac
>right click

>>60759597
>boyfriend
You mean boyfriends, right?

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She has so much makeup caked on her face it's fucking creepy.

Also what the fuck is that perma-dimple??

>>60759600
TIL, sweet feature tbhq senpai

Her face looks like a mannequin

Does that slut have a piercing in her nose? Why the fuck would you allow that for a presentation

>>60759597
this

>>60759626
you can tell she's a fucking pain in the ass to live with

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT STUPID WATCH

nose ring like the cattle she is

>>60759607
yesh

>>60759539
I voted Trump and the only thing worse than Designed in America and Built in China is Built and Designed in China, fuck China.

BTW you know what this Watch looks really useful and whatever man, I'd buy one if I used iPhone.

I bet her pussy tastes like fine scotch.

>>60759626
She looks like a young Nancy Pelosi.

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>woman
>having good taste in music
>ever

>>60759605
still would!

shove the watch up your gay ass

SKIIIIPPPPPP

>>60759616
wrong

Such an useless item.

MAC TIME BOYOS

Does anyone else have the same hairline as that guy? I'm in my mid 20s and that's fucking depressing.

>>60759631
>Core Bluetooth

oh yeah

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>>60759626

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Get on my level

All this watch shit for their dozens of users.

>>60759631
>background audio recording

>>60759623
We call it a secondary click.

>macOS
Finally

>all this useless analysis
The apple watch is for people who want to look active but rarely do shit.

How the fuck can a watch take your glucose without blood?

>>60759565
>>60758916

>>60759677
lel, that's exacty what I saw

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CRAIG

MAC HYPE!

MACOS FINALLY THE SHIT THAT MATTERS

>>60759678
>windows
Nice going faglord

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>would

>>60759636
This is Apple... in California.

Not exactly the most conservative company in America.

when will they start to sell vibrators... I mean, anal dildos.

Craig is such a closet homo

>MAG OS

>>60759683
!!!

based craig.

Can we all agree that the iwatch is a flop?

WE MAC NOW GET IN HERE

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>>60758647
Oh boy, here it comes! Mac OS + AMD + Vulkan

I fucking love Craig

HAIR FORCE ONE

>high sierra
not even trying

Amazing hair desu 5/5

>you will never have a father in law like craig

why even live

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oh shit folks

>>60759678
kek

>>60759703
stop watching porn, thats how women look irl

>high sierra
wow, such creative

>>60759678
>windows 10
>chrome
>discord
botnet3

DUDE HIGH SIERRA LMAO

>fully baked
jesus

DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>60759623
Yes

DUDE WEED XD

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HIGH Sierra

I am high as well boys

TOP FUCKING KEK APPLEL IS FINISHED

>>60759737
FULLY BAKED

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

STONER JOKES, DISGUSTING.

Selling all my Apple products.

Disgusting.

really innovative name

>spending 5 minutes just to talk about how you came up with the new name
>its actually the same shitty name with an adjective added
apple has fallen. they should have named it after eagles or something.

>our crack marketing team
>macOS High Sierra
>Fully baked

FULLY BAKED

>High Sierra
>fully baked

>deep technology

>>60759385
>iPod touch 4G 32GB that I still use to store all my music
(got pissed off when iOS 6 ruined it's performance and battery life but I eventually found a way)
>hackintosh running macOS Sierra

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Does Mac fags need to buy a new 2000$ Macbook every year to get their new version of MacOS?

>California
>CRACK marketing team
>High Sierra
DUDE

>hair Sierra
Wasted

D U D E W E E D
U
D
E
W
E
E
D

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>high sierra
>fully baked

is craig federigi the most desired openly-gray haired guy alive?

SAFARI IS FASTER THAN YOUR BROWSER

weed jokes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck off

>>60759736
>windows 10
8.1
>chrome
FF
>discord
got me

>HIGH SIERRA
>F U L L Y B A K E D
D U D E
W E E D
L M A O

CHROME B T F O

DUDE WEED LMAO

DUDE PIERCINGS IN MY PRESENTATION

DUDE CHINKS REPRESENTING AUSTRALIA LMAO

Fucking Apple

CHROME BTFO

HIGH SIERRA

SAFERRI

all the buzzwords, jesus christ

>apple: weed lmao

A ENTIRE MARKETING TEAM CAME UP WITH "HIGH SIERRA" HOLY SHIT!

>safari smokes them

High Sierra sounds plausible if it's going to be more of an internal upgrade than a complete overhaul

>javascript

HOW CAN CHROMLETS EVER RECOVER??????

>High Sierra

Nice.

fuck safari, FIREFOX FOR LIFE NO MATTER WHAT OS!

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>DUDE WEED LMAO
so seth rogen wrote his script?

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NEW THREAD BROUGHT TO YOU BY SIERRA GAMES

CHROME BTFO GOOGLE STOCK PRICE PLUMMETING

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Recreational marijuana was just legalized in California.

Coincidence?

Chromelets: Destroyed

>>60759795
worth every penny

>Autoplay blocking
That's... that's neat

/g/ triggered as fuck because they had no friends to smoke weed with while growing up

you are embarrassing