I just got a Google Home. What can I do with it?

>>60749162
light it on fire.

install ubootoo

>>60749162
Alexa? What time is it?

Open the package and give us an unboxing review using photos. I'm waiting.

Do a drop test from an airplane

>>60749162
Pooper

what you will do with it:
>ask it what the weather is for today/week
>ask what day it is

that's what you paid for

"do a barrel roll"

>>60749162
Get spied on.

>>60749202
Google is so relevantly humorous and hip!

>>60749162
Use your phone google/siri and have them talk to each other

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>>60749162

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>>60749202
It just plays the song on YouTube.

>>60749162

if their browser and their services weren't enough you now have their botnet on your house, nice

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>>60749305
Well, I need to have their botnet if I want to use it. It is pretty cool though. I tried casting my music to it.

>>60749352
Your definition of "pretty cool" must be pretty lame
Also, nice 1970's power strip, if you ever want to burn your house down, burn your family alive, and claim fire insurance just plug that space heater into it and leave it running

>>60749162
throw it in the garbage

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>>60749162

>>60749263
I think that's the point

>>60749162
>Okay Google, when does my wife's son's school day end?

>>60750724
I just thought it was cool because I don't usually have or use this stuff. I didn't even buy it. It came free with my purchase of a refrigerator and a stove.

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>>60749352
Are you trying to kill a baby by starting a fire?

>>60749162

kys

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>>60749263
that was literally the point so you don't look like you have a fucking robot in your living room

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You need to read this

Hey OP, say something to your Google Home and then look at this.
https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity?restrict=vaa&utm_source=help

>>60749162
Enjoy ads and botnet 24/7

>>60749162
threaten national security in front of it

>>60749162
go back to (((reddit)))

>>60749162
You know you could of just minimised the botnet and searched it instead of yelling out like a faghot "HEY ALEXA WHATS THE TIME" or "HOW MUCH DO 17 INCH GOOGLE DILDOS COST?"

>>60753524
lele